Trying To Get Inside The Mind Of A Person Asking For A Stake

[ricker 0]

Last time this guy im'ed me, I really messed with him. you can see that at http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=63383 here. This time I decided to see what exactly motivates him...If kids like these are the future...I'm really sad for our country...Rizoss23: pokerstars money?RickerKioz: huh?RickerKioz: who are you?Rizoss23: do u have pokerstarrs money?RickerKioz: yes why?RickerKioz: who are you?Rizoss23: ur on my ps bd listRizoss23: we played together or sometinRickerKioz: I guess soRickerKioz: what about pokerstars money?Rizoss23: could u loan or stake me a fewRickerKioz: why?Rizoss23: jus wantin to play a lil, my netellers maxed til the 15thRizoss23: if i dont wi nand pay u back, ill pay back double on the 15thRickerKioz: no you won'tRizoss23: lol ya i willRizoss23: well no not double of a big amountRickerKioz: somehow I doubt that very much that you will pay me back doubleRizoss23: i dont want muchRizoss23: i will of a small amt.Rizoss23: well depends on the $ how much back ill payRickerKioz: if you maxed out your neteller, that tells me you make an awful lot of depositsRickerKioz: which translates to me that you'er not a good playerRizoss23: i dont use it for pokerRizoss23: its my fatha's RickerKioz: so why would I want to do thatRizoss23: he uses it to purchase things and play him selfRizoss23: he gives me 50 a monthRizoss23: 100 if im luckyRickerKioz: then ask himRizoss23: ya im jus askin for a small amt. small risk for a decent returnRizoss23: hes maxed til the 15thRickerKioz: then I guess you're waiting til the 15thRizoss23: lol like 5-10 bucks manRizoss23: u can watch me play, collude, w/eRickerKioz: I don't know you, why in the hell would I want to give you money?Rizoss23: y notRizoss23: im askin changeRickerKioz: tha'ts not the pointRizoss23: i dunoRizoss23: wanna colludeRickerKioz: I also wouldn't give a bum on the street 10 bucks eitherRickerKioz: I really don't want to know you now if you want to colludeRizoss23: u dont colude?RickerKioz: no I don'tRizoss23: oooRickerKioz: I like looking at myself in the mirrorRizoss23: im blind RickerKioz: you're a sack of **** is what you areRickerKioz: if you feel ok about cheating people at poker, then you really are a scumbagRizoss23: im jus fuki nwit ya cause u think ull kill urself loanin me a few dollars, damn dudeRizoss23: relax a little god damn bit dudeRizoss23: noones goin to rape u or nethingRizoss23: im having a innocent poker talkRizoss23: im not tryin to rob u or nethingRickerKioz: that's actually exactly what you're trying to doRizoss23: god damnRickerKioz: I don't know youRizoss23: u played wit me b4RickerKioz: I think you're an idiotRickerKioz: no I h aven'tRizoss23: lolRizoss23: okay i made this screenname up and put it on thereRickerKioz: I know exactly why you're on my buddy listRickerKioz: does this look familar?Rizoss23: yaRickerKioz: Rizoss23: Ur a ****ing idiot RickerKioz: you're the one folding 7 2 offsuitRizoss23: hahhahRickerKioz: it aint' called the HAMMER for nothingRizoss23: stake me a lil, play wit meRickerKioz: let me thinkRizoss23: colludeRickerKioz: let me quiz you on some poker termsRickerKioz: UTG means what?Rizoss23: dont knoRickerKioz: that's okRickerKioz: it means under the giraffeRizoss23: lolRizoss23: nextRickerKioz: I' m seriousRickerKioz: MPRizoss23: kRickerKioz: do you know what that means?Rizoss23: i duno, lolRickerKioz: Mr *****...it describes anyone who limps inRizoss23: cooRickerKioz: okRickerKioz: BBRizoss23: big blindRickerKioz: actuallyRickerKioz: most people think it stands for Big BlindRickerKioz: and they're closeRickerKioz: it actually comes from Big BettyRickerKioz: idiotRickerKioz: you try and im someone who ****ed with you and still asked again for moneyRizoss23: o lol!Rizoss23: u dont play pokerRickerKioz: I do play poker actuallyRizoss23: no u dontRickerKioz: really?RickerKioz: I don't?RickerKioz: wowRizoss23: not on psRickerKioz: yes on PSRizoss23: i dont believe uRickerKioz: HAHAHAaRickerKioz: I'm very sorry your life is this sadRickerKioz: feeling the need to go around and beg people for moneyRizoss23: im 17Rizoss23: my life hasnt started yetRickerKioz: you're not off to a great startRizoss23: i make straight A'sRizoss23: i play basketballRickerKioz: if you're already looking to collude with people and beg money from people, then you really are sadRizoss23: i go to churchRizoss23: dude ur lameRizoss23: im askin for 2 bucksRickerKioz: I'm lame?RickerKioz: I'm not the one begging you for money lameassRickerKioz: I'm also someone that is responsible and plays poker like a man instead of being an insufferable wimp like yourself RickerKioz: you need an edge against someone to play poker?RickerKioz: You must really be terribleRickerKioz: you are a pathetic waste of a human beingRickerKioz: and the saddest part is, you're only 17RickerKioz: I can only hope to God that someday you grow up and realize what an idiotic jackass you're being nowRizoss23: i will, im a kidRizoss23: one day ill b an adult and lil kids will ask me for moneyRizoss23: ill look back and laugh and say ur turn to learn a lessonRizoss23: ill prob. even smileRickerKioz: then learn from that idea and grow up nowRickerKioz: start being a man nowRizoss23: i dotn want 2Rizoss23: i want to be a teenger RickerKioz: tha'ts sadRizoss23: i could be out smoking pot and messin wit girls Rizoss23: but instead im askin old rich guys for 2.00RickerKioz: first off, I'm not that much older than youRickerKioz: I'm 26Rizoss23: im sorry i bothered u man, damnRickerKioz: and it isn't the denominationRickerKioz: that bothers meRizoss23: okay man im sorryRickerKioz: it's idiots like you that bother meRizoss23: i wont bother uRizoss23: I apologizeRickerKioz: you're a really sad soul right nowRickerKioz: grow upRizoss23: yes sir.

[HangukMiguk 8]

wow...what a desperate idiot...send him to me

[GWCGWC 83]

your avatar freaks me out a little.

[76clubs 0]

Hey, can someone stake me?

[timwakefield 69]

Rizoss23: u dont colude?Apparently Rizoss23 has gotten 2 years younger since the last time you talked to him...He's 19 in the first one.

[Kuge 0]

Opps....sorry ricker...I was really desperate. How bout tree-fitty?sw

[dereeekho 0]

Opps....sorry Kuge...I am really desperate......How bout two thousand?sw

FYP

[Royal_Tour 0]

what a phucking jopke.its sad but true that this is what 50% of the online poker population is.under age, lying, cheating, horrible donks, They make me happy cuz they buy into 1/2 NL for 100.00 and then piss it away but it angers me to know they treat it so carefree, an are a big hole in the legalizing of online poker.