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[ChuckNorr!s]

Last Sunday, I went to my future in-laws house to pay my respect and to asked for their daughter's hand, they reluctantly said ok, they would have preferred my gf's ex who is a Doctor.

I helped out in preparing the food, met all my gf's family including Brusko, my gf's older brother who is gay. Let me tell you about Filipino gay guys, most prefer straight guys unlike here in the US where most gay guys settle with fellow gay guys.

So I was carrying this big plate of food and here comes Brusko smiling at me and said, "Hmmm, yummmy and I'm not talking about the food" then looked down to my genetalia area. I was stunned but I'm thinking he's just kidding, so I said, "wtf, I'm going to be your brother in law, why are you messing with me?", and he answered, "well, yall not married yet, I have more money and....my mouth is wider" and he left me laughing hysterically.

I was a bit offended but did not show it much like my attitude when I get bluffed on a pot but I'm steaming inside.. And he's right, I'm mainly marrying his sister for money and house, Brusko kind a ruined my day so I left early without my gf.

While driving my thoughts are about my incoming marriage and of course poker, so I exited Carson blvd and head down to Hawaiian gardens Casino.

I got seated on a $4/$8 LHE half kill pot game(it goes to $6/$12 when somebody wins twice in a row), after 30 minutes, I got involved on a kill pot, UTG, UTG+1 & MP all limped, so I limped too with my 3h4h, Button raised, SB 3 bet, I know this guy is very loose, that's why it was no surprised that everybody called him.

Flop was, 2h,6h,As
lots of betting and it got capped, 2 guys folded and 4 people saw the turn.

Turn, Jd,
SB bet, MP folded, I called and button raised and we both called.

River, 5h, filling up my straight flush
so board is 2h,6h,As,Jd,5h,

OMG, I cant believe this but I kept my composure, SB bet which he does all the time to get info, I raised him and Button 3 bets, SB disgustingly folded, We both re-raised one another until all my chips are in, he showed his AhKh and I happily showed my STRAIGHT FLUSH BABY. The pot is easily $500, I was so happy that I bought everybody a drink.

On the way home, I was thinking how my family would look like, doing a lot of chores like bringing my kid to school, attending parent meetings etc. Speaking of school, according to Chuck Norris's high school Pricipal, Chuck is the only one who can leave before the bell rings, one time a Teacher tried to stop chuck from leaving early, so Chuck gave him detention and made him write this lines , "I must not stop Chuck from leaving whenever he wants", the poor teacher did this for 5 straight hrs.

[Cappy37]

[gatortom64]

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...howtopic=130526

[Ex_Matt]

damn crackheads.

[wsox8]

Canadianpoker83, is that you?

[wakiki]

Same things happened to me the other day. Pretty annoying (except the winning money part).

[mark_999]

I flopped a straight flush last night with 47 of clubs and got PAID

i limped on the button with 4 7 clubs and the BB also had 47 and we both flopped a straight but i had a straight flush.

They also have a thing called a high hand and if you flop quads or better you get paid out a certain amount of money.

I got paid an extra 235$ from the casino for having a high hand plus i won a 900$ pot .

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[ChuckNorr!s]

Canadianpoker83, is that you?

I heard he's in jail right now, having threesome with 2 latinos, Jose and Jaime.

[Ex_Matt]

PokerStars Game #21987407109: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/11/12 19:03:11 ET
Table 'Adolfine V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: LitliGud ($21.65 in chips)
Seat 2: vanriff ($43 in chips)
Seat 3: Samson1o1 ($19.95 in chips)
Seat 4: djeter2NYY ($29.60 in chips)
Seat 5: Ex_Matt ($31.55 in chips)
Seat 6: AcesBurned ($38.75 in chips)
vanriff: posts small blind $0.10
Samson1o1: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ex_Matt [As 7s]
djeter2NYY: folds
Ex_Matt: raises $0.75 to $1
AcesBurned: folds
LitliGud: folds
vanriff: calls $0.90
Samson1o1: folds
*** FLOP *** [3s 6s 5s]
Samson1o1 leaves the table
vanriff: checks
Ex_Matt: bets $1.50
vanriff: calls $1.50
*** TURN *** [3s 6s 5s] [4s]
vanriff: checks
Ex_Matt: checks
*** RIVER *** [3s 6s 5s 4s] [Th]
vanriff: bets $2.25
Ex_Matt: raises $5.75 to $8
vanriff: folds
Uncalled bet ($5.75) returned to Ex_Matt
Ex_Matt collected $9.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9.75 | Rake $0.45
Board [3s 6s 5s 4s Th]
Seat 1: LitliGud (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: vanriff (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 3: Samson1o1 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: djeter2NYY folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Ex_Matt collected ($9.30)
Seat 6: AcesBurned folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Largetotals]

+1

[lurbz]

[ChuckNorr!s]

PokerStars Game #21987407109: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/11/12 19:03:11 ET
Table 'Adolfine V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: LitliGud ($21.65 in chips)
Seat 2: vanriff ($43 in chips)
Seat 3: Samson1o1 ($19.95 in chips)
Seat 4: djeter2NYY ($29.60 in chips)
Seat 5: Ex_Matt ($31.55 in chips)
Seat 6: AcesBurned ($38.75 in chips)
vanriff: posts small blind $0.10
Samson1o1: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ex_Matt [As 7s]
djeter2NYY: folds
Ex_Matt: raises $0.75 to $1
AcesBurned: folds
LitliGud: folds
vanriff: calls $0.90
Samson1o1: folds
*** FLOP *** [3s 6s 5s]
Samson1o1 leaves the table
vanriff: checks
Ex_Matt: bets $1.50
vanriff: calls $1.50
*** TURN *** [3s 6s 5s] [4s]
vanriff: checks
Ex_Matt: checks
*** RIVER *** [3s 6s 5s 4s] [Th]
vanriff: bets $2.25
Ex_Matt: raises $5.75 to $8
vanriff: folds
Uncalled bet ($5.75) returned to Ex_Matt
Ex_Matt collected $9.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9.75 | Rake $0.45
Board [3s 6s 5s 4s Th]
Seat 1: LitliGud (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: vanriff (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 3: Samson1o1 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: djeter2NYY folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Ex_Matt collected ($9.30)
Seat 6: AcesBurned folded before Flop (didn't bet)

wow, sorry u didn't get much action

[DWMREP]

below

[DWMREP]

While you can cap it heads up, you can not cap it once the SB leads. His money is called 'strange money' once he folds, and if there is any strange money in on a street, you can not cap it.

What do they call that restaurant with all the goofy shit on the walls again?

[sandwedge]

I get the feeling that the op is Erick Ryland's joke account.

[lurbz]

I get the feeling that the op is Erick Ryland's joke account.

I take it you saw his 2+2 thread?

[TB17]

NUT NUT BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[BigDMcGee]

Last Sunday, I went to my future in-laws house to pay my respect and to asked for their daughter's hand, they reluctantly said ok, they would have preferred my gf's ex who is a Doctor...

I don't give a sht what you guys say, this guy is absolute gold. I'm not even kidding. I know I sometimes say I pretend to like something, like the hip hop stylings of Temporary Nuts, or the writings of Dan Brown, when I infact hate them, to amuse myself. But I swear to christ it's not the case this time, this chuck norris guy is the best Gen Pop poster to come down the pike in many a moon.

[Mercury69]

OP is a huge fag and needs to admit it.