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ive found that most taco bells have single serve bathrooms....that are kept fairly clean and have locks
as far as fast food joints go Chic f la is the easy win
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ive found that most taco bells have single serve bathrooms....that are kept fairly clean and have locks
I remember my local Taco Bell had the bathrooms around back and it sucked going there during the winter.
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also, any place you have to get a key for the bathroom from the attendent, cashier, etc is NEVER goodyou would think that would make it a better spot but no, just the oppositesurprisingly I have found that interstate rest areas are good like 85% of the time

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also, any place you have to get a key for the bathroom from the attendent, cashier, etc is NEVER goodyou would think that would make it a better spot but no, just the oppositesurprisingly I have found that interstate rest areas are good like 85% of the time
Weird, I guess we've stopped at completely opposite places or I've been stopping at the 15%.
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also, any place you have to get a key for the bathroom from the attendent, cashier, etc is NEVER goodyou would think that would make it a better spot but no, just the oppositesurprisingly I have found that interstate rest areas are good like 85% of the time
Those make me nervous...
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I never ever ever "drop a deuce" anywhere but at home. I don't go at my parent's house, friend's houses, anywhere, except the same restroom in my house. The only exception is if I'm traveling. Four day trip... hold it. More than four days, cry a little, and then find the cleanest restroom in a 4 county area.

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Except for people who work in grocery stores. And those are not people with whom I want anything in common touching my ass.
Lies.I worked at one for like 3 years. Only shit once because 1) I had been holding it for a while 2) I kept needing to walk around which doesnt help holding it. 3) I had like 2 hours to go in my shift, and it takes me 30 min to drive home, and 5) It was like 10pm on a sunday so it was dead.edit-I was obv working at a grocery store cause i can't count.1, 2, 3, 5..... dee dee dee(in Carlos Mencia voice)
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If you are ever in Cambridge and need to poop, just wander into any of the Harvard classroom buildings and pretend you're a student. Even if you're old, it's no problem cuz they have a million extension classes for adults. Anyways them bitches is cleaned like everyday, and the homeless and gross people don't use those.The day I realized that, my public restroom availability in Harvard Sq. went from like the nasty one in the Garage that's closed half the time, and the REALLY nasty one in Au Bon Pain that you need a key for, and the even nastier one at the bookstore where all the homeless who hang out in the bookstore all day cleanse themselves, to like two dozen perfectly clean and reasonably private and almost always open Harvard bathrooms.Oh also there's one in the Charles Hotel down the way a little bit which is incredibly nice and has free hand towels that you are welcome to steal (if you need hand towels), but sometimes they are suspicious of your credentials (the people at the hotel that is, not the hand towels).So I guess this post does have a point other than just Cambridge: best semi-public place to poop - nice hotels.

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If you are ever in Cambridge and need to poop, just wander into any of the Harvard classroom buildings and pretend you're a student. Even if you're old, it's no problem cuz they have a million extension classes for adults. Anyways them bitches is cleaned like everyday, and the homeless and gross people don't use those.
I would probably take a shit at Harvard, just to say I did.
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any drug store...preferbly CVS
most upper end casinos keep immaculate restroomsmost high-dollar department stores have good restroomsoffice buildings are hit and missrestaurants are like restroom rouletteconvenience stores omg like 1:40 I can breathe inmy church has awesome restrooms -- 40sf stalls and it's clean
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My soph year at Purdue, we lived 1/2 block from a new vet building that was off to the side of campus so not many people used the building. We would always run out of toiler paper, so walking to the vet building to take the Browns to the Super Bowl was a regular occurrence. I realized that it was 23534654523423 times cleaner than our dirty bathroom so I would go there when we had toiler paper too.

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I work in a 12 story office building. The floor below me used to be occupied by a now-defunct finance company. It's empty now. They tiled their bathrooms in marble, and no one ever goes in there anymore.Except me, to shit. It's glorious.

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