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#1 joethepro

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 12:45 PM

i lurk in poker forums so much that i see a lot of horrible threads. obvious badbeats, brag, lies, stuipidity and today i read a scumbag one. the guy made up a story that his wife and kid died in a car accident by a drunk driver and indirectly asked for money. he even scammed someone to post a picture of his "family" up on the thread. so low.

http://forum.neverbeg.com/showthread.php?t=221392

anytime i see these threads that make me shake my head i'm going to collect them. i started a blog to keep in one place all the stupid poker posts i read. if you have any favourites please post here or IM me. the site will be at http://stupidpokerposts.blogspot.com/.

ps. feel free to say, "this is the worst thread i've ever read" b/c that would be really original.

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 12:47 PM

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...howtopic=114549

LDO

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 12:48 PM

QUOTE (simo_8ball @ Thursday, December 27th, 2007, 3:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Saw this coming before I opened the thread.
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#4 joethepro

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 12:50 PM

QUOTE (fatman @ Thursday, December 27th, 2007, 3:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Saw this coming before I opened the thread.


yes, but when they do it, they think they're clever.

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 12:51 PM

QUOTE (joethepro @ Thursday, December 27th, 2007, 2:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i lurk in poker forums so much that i see a lot of horrible threads. obvious badbeats, brag, lies, stuipidity and today i read a scumbag one. the guy made up a story that his wife and kid died in a car accident by a drunk driver and indirectly asked for money. he even scammed someone to post a picture of his "family" up on the thread. so low.

http://forum.neverbeg.com/showthread.php?t=221392

anytime i see these threads that make me shake my head i'm going to collect them. i started a blog to keep in one place all the stupid poker posts i read. if you have any favourites please post here or IM me. the site will be at http://stupidpokerposts.blogspot.com/.

ps. feel free to say, "this is the worst thread i've ever read" b/c that would be really original.

i read that thread last night...that was pretty ****ed
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Posted 27 December 2007 - 12:51 PM

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 12:51 PM

QUOTE (simo_8ball @ Thursday, December 27th, 2007, 1:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


Recursion at it's finest.

In all honesty though, this sounds like a fun idea. Granted, I've made some stupid threads.

#8 simo_8ball

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 12:53 PM

QUOTE (joethepro @ Thursday, December 27th, 2007, 8:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
yes, but when they do it, they think they're clever.

I thought I was being original and witty.

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 12:53 PM

QUOTE (simo_8ball @ Thursday, December 27th, 2007, 3:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I thought I was being original and witty.

I still laughed
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Posted 27 December 2007 - 12:54 PM

QUOTE (fatman @ Thursday, December 27th, 2007, 2:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I still laughed

me too
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#11 joethepro

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 12:56 PM

okay.

simo 1
joe 0

i laughed too b/c i didn't think anyone would do it after i wrote that i was expecting someone to do it. it was higher metagame thinking. he was one level above me.

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 01:58 PM

Does it have to be poker related?


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#13 fatman

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 02:01 PM

QUOTE (decypher @ Thursday, December 27th, 2007, 4:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Does it have to be poker related?


that maybe one of the funniest things I have read in a while
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Posted 27 December 2007 - 02:04 PM

QUOTE (decypher @ Thursday, December 27th, 2007, 1:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Does it have to be poker related?


That was seriously one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life. Thank you.

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 02:04 PM

QUOTE (fatman @ Thursday, December 27th, 2007, 5:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
that maybe one of the funniest things I have read in a while

I concur.

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 02:13 PM

That might be the funniest thing I read all week...hahahaha
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Posted 27 December 2007 - 02:16 PM

LOL. Microwaving butter for eight minutes. Classic. Was there something else funny about this thread that I missed...?

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 02:19 PM

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 02:21 PM

01Isnt this thread in the wrong forum??
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Posted 27 December 2007 - 02:33 PM

its post date 4/20...hmmMMM?
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