Why the hell can you never really tell if a poll has a new response in it by the shade of that little folder thing to the left of the topic? You know, some are red, some are blue, and the polls are purple, but the red and blue ones are shaded lighter after you've read them, but the freaking purple/poll ones are different shades each freaking time... I mean what the hell Francis. Do they change each time somebody votes and not when somebody responds? Cause if so, well thats just freaking stupid. God damn it.


Either way, I hate you all and wish you much ill will.




Except the third person to respond, I love you.

i dont ike any of the choices, but i still heart you

I'm not loved

Erroneus. I love you.

Damn. Fourth

spoiled ballot

HOLLAA

No fuckin way! I was just sayin' in that other thread that if I could vote for "ShakeZuma is the sexiest man alive" twice I would do it. Who says you can't always get what you want? Oh yeah, that was Mick Jagger. Well, what the fuck does he know?

could you pass me the tacos?

herro



and I'm sorry, but the correct answer was the Moops. The Moops.

It's the Moors you idiot!

"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you, and in all probability, he hates you."

In Tyler We Trust

mooperbating

Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.

Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."

Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."

mooperbateaments

Mooperbateaments: A competition between 2 or more people to see who can mooperbate to completion the fastest on each other's face.


I submitted it. Look for it soon at UD.

Where is the love?

Shake gots no love fo' dem ho's.

Are you calling me a "ho"? If so, I must protest this defamation of my good character.

And fuck that! He promised.

ground floor.

Is this appropriate for a thread started over a month ago that is still on the first page?

it's as appropriate as you having your penis on my back right now.

Then its VERY apropriate. Obviously.

damn skippy.

I only mean that in the most loving, respectful, egay sense of the word "ho."





Seriously though, how much for a beej?

How dare you sir? HOW DARE YOU?

For you, free. Meet me in the alley in five.

Pistols at dawn then?



Yeah you know what I mean.

did you not get the pigs heart I sent you? fucking fed-ex.

UPS is your friend. Remember, WHAT can BROWN do for YOU?

I finally got that pigs heart yesterday. A little chewy, but it still tasted great.

I love that this poll has 63 votes, and especially that "shakezuma is the sexiest man alive" got the most votes.


worst thread ever though

chin up. don't be so hard on yourself. there's got to be at least one or two worse here: http://boards.3doorsdown.com/

Brown brought me 2 girls... 1 cup.