I played in a 1/2 game on Saturday that morphed into a 5-handed 2/5 with a Mississippi straddle. The player two seats to my right always straddled on his button. This is a Very Bad Deal for me in the big blind. In retrospect, the obvious thing to do here is to move to a new seat.

There may be an absurd game of musical chairs as all the players try to position themselves out of this seat. So be it. Just ****ing move.