for a Klondike Bar?

I'd have sex with a WOMAN!

AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Bone Raymer

even this one?

Yes, even that one.

You di....I'm gonna go throw up

You guys are just plain sick.

I know, I already did.



Its just, klondike bars are like crack to me. I need them.

id stick ym dick in a freeze?

?

you're ym hero

fucikni awesomr

(bonus points for reference-catchers)

I've seen this before, but I cant remember the details...

Also...

HOLLLLAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, Marc Summers wrote a book? The former host of Nick's Double Dare?

Or maybe a Klondike bar...

BINGO was his name-o

I'd crumple a King and fling an Ace across the poker room.

I'd club a baby seal.

I'd drink my own piss.

I'd put a Full tilt sticker over my nipple.

I'd let Cpt. Tom rub his penis on my back.

I'd call and it be all ovah, baby. I love play pokah.

I would masturbate in front of my mom.

you dont do that anyway?

Only on her birthday.

Thats a great gift man. You're a good son.

For real. I should probably get a reward or something.

I've got a medium sized reward waiting right here for you.

I'm coming...

ohhh, you will be...

least gayest thread ever?

Oh I love your sarcasm.


Wanna make out?

Can i get in on that?


Im already hard.

Bumpage?

I think I know what I'd do:

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...p;#entry1876943

I just had an Oreo Cookies and Cream Klondike bar, and it was orgasmic.

What a coincidence. I just murdered a Transient. We should celebrate our newly gained possession of ice cream and murder some how.

Tell you what. I'm gonna hit the store, grab some more klondikes. On the way back I'll seek out a transient and offer him one. But he will never get to taste the chocolately goodness, for I will slit his throat before he gets the chance. Then eat the treat over his lifeless corpse, laughing the entire time. If you wanna get in on this, I would love some company.

heard they'd do anything for a klondike
well i'd do anything for a blonde-dike

I'd ask myself, "What would Jesus do?", and whatever I think Jesus would do, I'd do too.

I'd bugger a dyke!

BTDT... and not a "Leik, OMG I'm soooo bi!" college aged dyke who stops being a dyke once she gets married...
A genuine broad shouldered, molested-by-father, rat-tailed, flannel wearing, man hating square jaw who worked at a Quiznos sandwich shop. I was friends with her part time prostitute roommate/lover and they were short on rent money.

She absolutely HATED it and kept her eyes closed the whole time.
I tried to get her to look me in my eyes and call me "dad" while I drilled her but when I asked, she got really upset and almost started crying.

When I nutted in her face, I said "(spurt) arrrgh... (big spurt) ****ING DYKE.... (spurt) yeaaaah..."

She wouldn't speak to me after that day, but it's an enormous feather in my cap. Not too many people can say they've had consensual intercourse with a butch dyke.

I miss scram.

I thought you were scram?

I'd def. consider your mom

Couldnt be. I love the jewish people.

Pay $1.50. and only if they were out of Oreo sandwiches and Hagen Dazs ice cream bars.

Has anyone tried scram's deli yet?

it's slightly strange that nobody mentioned the nick show (after cobalt made a reference to it)



I hadn't opened the thread since my last post, but I think we all remember the pie pod.


Anyway, I always felt the title of this thread should be "What Would You DooooOOOoooo"

cuz that's how you say it when talking about klondike bars