Dirtydutch
Saturday, May 19th, 2007, 3:55 PM
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Saturday, May 19th, 2007, 2:13 PM)

waits for your review!!!
I never ahve shoplifted DVDs, but in my anarchistic youth, I shoplifted insane amounts of books from bandn. I won't give a estimate of how much, because I doubt you would believe it.. I would donate books to "books for prisioners" like zinn and chomsky.. I styled myself as quite the anti-antiestablishmentarian in those days... my politics and behavior have mellowed a lot since those days, but its really amazing what a clean cut, average looking white male can get away with w/r/t shoplifting, since we fit exactly zero of the profiles. I knew a kid who paid for college shoplifting crazy stuff from places like wal mart.. he invented a key ( I never saw it) that could open those glass cases that held video games, cameras, mobile phones, ect.. The guy looked like Ron Howard circa happy days, and dressed from the Eddie Bauer catalog.
I'm mostly into intel-prop. theift. But, I dress like I'm in Bible college (polo shirt, Dockers, Rockports, etc.), I mean I just look like I got a 1600 on my SAT. I imagine I'm even more above suspicion than Ron Howard. Maybe I should look into crime. I'm really good at crime. I always have been. Whenever I'm involved in anything shady, I take charge, it it always goes super smooth. I've always wanted to pull a big job, like jewls or something; always watching Masterminds...I'm f-in' doing it. Wanna' join my crew?
I might watch it tonight ('twist 2 and 6am). I'll let you know.