Well i played 3/6 at the local casino last night. The game was really soft with massive pots. I ended up 400 or so on the night (like 75 was from spanish). While i was there i saw some old friends and started buying drinks. I got really hammered and made way downtown to the bars. To make a long story short I woke up this morning completely naked (i never sleep naked)in a shitload of puke on my bed. I dont remember how i got home from the bars or getting sick. It was a fun night from what i can remember but wow does my head hurt. When is the last time you drank yourself stupid after a nice win?

Until you've woken up to a missing watch, wallet and car keys because the hooker ripped you off (and threw all your clothes off the hotel balcony), you're still on level 1.

Read IQCrash's epic stories from the Sick Thread a few months back. Compared to Dan, we're *all* on Level 1 and should be damn pleased about it.

<grin>

Here's a link, enjoy. Very long, very detailed, pretty incredible read.

How much money was left?

This guy?

That was the first time I read that....

Freakin amazing!

Thanks for the link that was a great story. Since it was in the 3700 pages of an artical i was never going to have found it. There should be a "best of" section where stuff like this is collected and noobs like me can be directed to great reads and what would be defining posts of peoples time here.

That's a good idea, but something like that would take a mod's involvement, because unless the thread was locked down to anything other than "Greatest Hits" stuff, it would just become an irrelevant wasteland.

Glad you guys enjoyed, it was a pretty amazing journey.

Wow, IQCrash wins.

Yea, I thought I had some good stories from being married to a stripper.

Oh I bet you do buddy, let me take my pants off, grab my trusty tube sock, and it can be story time.

I figured IQ for a wildman but this is heavy. Glad he lived thruogh it. More strippers please.

37th

I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming.

I woke up on a girls couch with a real bad hangover and her son was stabbing the daughter with a spring loaded knife. Kids are crazy.

I think I ate your chocolate squirrel, Tim.

Wow that story was moving.

Wow

One of my friends once woke up in a bathroom stall of a bar with his pants around his ankles and 50 extra dollars in his pocket.


true story.

I wasn't sure if I believed this or not...









But then I saw this. Can't argue with that.

Um.. wow....

im drunk

tha ti s all

discuss

don't tell me what to do. you're not my mom or my girlfriend

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you're right I'm sorry. It won't happen again