Just puttin this out there

what, is it Pulaski day, or something?

What do you call that second picture? Looks like a pot-sticker.

pierogi (pronounced pyah-da-gi)

you gotta try the real ones, though, with farmer cheese inside and caramelized onions on top.....FYI..Mrs. T's are ****

One of my installers always has these in his cooler.

just because the new thread button looks like a good idea, doesn't mean that it is

I know there's a damn pierogi quote in Rounders and I can't think of it. I'm slipping.

Halupki

Polish Pride!!!

You mean this quote?

- Hey, guys. English only at the table, no Russian.
- What are you talking about?
- What am I talking about? If you want to see this seventh card, you're gonna stop speaking fckin' Sputnik.
- Oh, da, motherfcker.
- You're worried we might work together.
-I'm sure you're just talking about perogies and snow and sht, but let's cut it out, all right?

Someone stole the kishka
Someone stole the kishka
Who stole the kishka,
from the butcher's shop?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone call the cops!

Fat and round and firmly packed
It was hanging on the rack
Someone stole the kishka
When I turned my back
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone bring it back!

Someone stole the kishka
Someone stole the kishka
Who stole the kishka,
from the butcher shop?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone call the cops!

Yusef found the kishka
Yusef found the kishka
Yusef found the kishka
And he hung it on the rack.
He found the kishka
He found the kishka
He found the kishka
Yusef brought it back
Heeeeeyyyyyyyy
Hey!
huh-huh-huh-huh

You ever have our sausages?

1) Hottest women in all of Europe. Mixture of Germanic, Slav, Austro-Hungarian with a dash of southern Scandinavian. Superior in hotness to both Danish and Czech women.

2) Impossible to eat a large, traditional Polish meal without feeling 80# heavier and needing to take a nap. The Pierogi Festival in Whiting, IN (just outside of Chicago) is the bomb.

3) Poles have the 2nd highest average IQ in Europe @ 106 next to Germans at 107. No one else even comes close. To give an example of just how sharp this curve swings, the retards in Turkey, Romania, France, and Serbia barely break into the low 90's. Serbia actually clocks in at 89 (<-- LOL)

Worm to Roman and Maurice:

"...pierogis and snow and sh|t...."

WoWsEr! I'm all atwitter.

Interesting, especially since I've heard every dumb Polack joke in existence. I guess the joke's on them....until I misspell my last name....again

oh, you like it

Fine then, how's this for a quote. Inspector Javert from Les Miserables:
"I KNEW IT!!!"

Kurva Moch?

Jakuboski is one of our family names...go me

What's the difference between a Polish lady and a bowling ball?

I don't think you can be truly Polish until you have called something or someone that annoys you a pisda.

You can only get three fingers into a bowling ball.

What did the polish truck driver say to the naked woman he delivered furniture to?

Have I mentioned that women suck ass?

FYP

Please stay away from the FYP button.

Don't talk to me, please.

Did that guy ever rescue his family that was locked in his car?

Don't talk that way to Fryer.

Don't talk that way about someone I don't even know.

i love this thread

I was being polite.

I hRt fryer.

What's a polish??

He said "please"!


He didn't say "please"!


www.gohrt.com ??

lol....just noticed this thread today...

and for the record...i'm half polish...half smart

i had pierogies last night

for the record...they were: mmmmmmm

A man walking around the Olympic stadium saw an athlete holding what appeared to be a big stick. He walked up to him and said :- 'I think your a pole vaulter? The athlete replied, 'no I'm Swedish, but how did you know my name was Walter?'