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SuitedAces21
QUOTE (CBass1724 @ Friday, June 27th, 2008, 8:26 AM) *
Yeah you are high alright.

So say this happens. The video gets posted on youtube. If I posted the link to it randomly and you clicked on it, would that be considered a Clayroll? Maybe a Gayroll?


I dont even remember posting that.


But I think it has to be a ClayRoll.
CaneBrain
its 10:18 in the morning and my job is boring......gonna pop three darvocet after lunch and let time drift by.....
No_Neck
bump to ward off the 4th hangover.
SuitedAces21
If you were a tree, would you die?

I would, but not for 100 years.

Exactly.
No_Neck
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Saturday, July 5th, 2008, 12:46 PM) *
If you were a tree, would you die?

I would, but not for 100 years.

Exactly.



What is the average life expectancy of a Douglas fir? anybody anybody?
rocksquid
CLAYROLLLLLL JEEEEENNNKKKIIIINNNSS!
YonYonson
feel the rythm - feel the ryhme - give it up, its bobsled time. COOL RUNNINGS!
whatgreatis
In the past three months I should have been posting in this thread twice a day.
whatgreatis
QUOTE (CaneBrain @ Wednesday, June 25th, 2008, 11:04 AM) *
That would make a good thread.....more useless war: Iraq or War on Drugs?



That's a realllly good question. I'd say the Iraq war because more lives have been lost but they're both pretty useless.
CaneBrain
We made a gravity bong for the 4th and used it in a pool.

That is all.
PMJackson21
QUOTE (CaneBrain @ Monday, July 7th, 2008, 7:27 AM) *
We made a gravity bong for the 4th and used it in a pool.

That is all.


LOOOOOOL, I haven't even thought about one of those in years.

I'm still on a total hash oil kick right now, which sucks because once I run out and can't find anymore I'll feel like I'm getting less out of pot by itself. Oh no, gateway drug!
loogie
QUOTE (CaneBrain @ Monday, July 7th, 2008, 7:27 AM) *
We made a gravity bong for the 4th and used it in a pool.

That is all.


That last time I used one of those was the most high I have ever been. I saw my entire life waaaay too clearly. I also remember sweating a lot.
CBass1724
QUOTE (loogie @ Monday, July 7th, 2008, 1:37 PM) *
That last time I used one of those was the most high I have ever been. I saw my entire life waaaay too clearly. I also remember sweating a lot.

I think if I did one of those today, I'd probably fall asleep instantly.

On a side note, what is everyone's favorite munchies food? I love me some chinese food stoned.

rdtedm
QUOTE (CBass1724 @ Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 8:02 AM) *
I think if I did one of those today, I'd probably fall asleep instantly.

On a side note, what is everyone's favorite munchies food? I love me some chinese food stoned.


Whatever I can find and doesn't take much effort to prepare. Luckily I live right by a gas station.. I always stumble in at like 10 and get bags of chips, cheese ritz bits, slim jims, and a giant fountain drink. They always give me such funny looks when I'm buying like $10 worth of snacks three or four times a week, lol.
CaneBrain
QUOTE (CBass1724 @ Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 6:02 AM) *
I think if I did one of those today, I'd probably fall asleep instantly.

On a side note, what is everyone's favorite munchies food? I love me some chinese food stoned.




the g-bong completely rocked my wife and a friend of hers. They each went from zero to smashed and started eating food like crazy people.

I have to go with chinese food as my favorite munchies too. There is nothing like schezuan chicken over fried rice when you are baked. I sometimes get the mushu pancakes too and make chinese burritos. Yum.

Cookies work too.
CBass1724
QUOTE (CaneBrain @ Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 11:05 AM) *
the g-bong completely rocked my wife and a friend of hers. They each went from zero to smashed and started eating food like crazy people.

I have to go with chinese food as my favorite munchies too. There is nothing like schezuan chicken over fried rice when you are baked. I sometimes get the mushu pancakes too and make chinese burritos. Yum.

Cookies work too.

I find that sweet foods and milk definitely kill my buzz. But it's okay, I'll just smoke some more. That is awesome that your wife smokes too.
PMJackson21
QUOTE (CBass1724 @ Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 9:31 AM) *
I find that sweet foods and milk definitely kill my buzz. But it's okay, I'll just smoke some more. That is awesome that your wife smokes too.


I always think it's cool my gf smokes too until I realize I go through pot twice as quick.

I'm unusual I guess in that I don't get the munchies really. Chinese food is a good call though, I love lemon chicken.

On a related note, what is everyone's favorite drink while/after smoking? I go in cycles, but right now I've decided that Squirt is the perfect pothead soda. Not only does it have that strong citrus taste to make your mouth water/get rid of cotton mouth, but I swear it holds carbonation longer then any other soda.

I'm also partial to Strawberry Crush.
CBass1724
QUOTE (PMJackson21 @ Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 12:40 PM) *
I always think it's cool my gf smokes too until I realize I go through pot twice as quick.

I'm unusual I guess in that I don't get the munchies really. Chinese food is a good call though, I love lemon chicken.

On a related note, what is everyone's favorite drink while/after smoking? I go in cycles, but right now I've decided that Squirt is the perfect pothead soda. Not only does it have that strong citrus taste to make your mouth water/get rid of cotton mouth, but I swear it holds carbonation longer then any other soda.

I'm also partial to Strawberry Crush.

I am stuck on McDonald's sweet tea, diet sunkist, or diet mt dew regular and code red. I try to stay away from regular soda if possible. I love the citrus flavor too.

AMEN about going through it twice as fast. My ex was a smoker too so I had to purchase larger quantities so I could blaze for cheaper while helping my friends out who were in the search.
rdtedm
My GF smokes, but not as much as me (I dont smoke a ton, either). Maybe an eight every couple of weeks. Last night we smoked and drank a wine (riesling) that I picked up at the liquor store. Was wonderful.
CaneBrain
QUOTE (PMJackson21 @ Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 8:40 AM) *
I always think it's cool my gf smokes too until I realize I go through pot twice as quick.

I'm unusual I guess in that I don't get the munchies really. Chinese food is a good call though, I love lemon chicken.

On a related note, what is everyone's favorite drink while/after smoking? I go in cycles, but right now I've decided that Squirt is the perfect pothead soda. Not only does it have that strong citrus taste to make your mouth water/get rid of cotton mouth, but I swear it holds carbonation longer then any other soda.

I'm also partial to Strawberry Crush.



It is still better than having a wife who disapproves of my habit. So I just accept that we run through our stash faster (especially since we use a vaporizer). It keeps me from overdoing it I think.

I really like to drink crystal light when I am burning. It has a nice taste but it is also essentially water so it kills cotton mouth and quenches thirst.
PMJackson21
QUOTE (CaneBrain @ Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 11:10 AM) *
It is still better than having a wife who disapproves of my habit. So I just accept that we run through our stash faster (especially since we use a vaporizer). It keeps me from overdoing it I think.

I really like to drink crystal light when I am burning. It has a nice taste but it is also essentially water so it kills cotton mouth and quenches thirst.


True; there is no way I'd be in a serious relationship with someone like that though to begin with.

I've taken to vitamin water recently too, which to me tastes liked melted jello lol.
CBass1724
Fruit20 is pretty good too. It's just flavored water so no calories are added to my petite, sexy figure.

My all-time favorite place to munch out at in college was Popeye's. I'd destroy some spicy chicken strips, onion rings, and biscuits with jelly. Sometimes I'd get an order of red beans and rice because...well I'm fat and it tasted so good.
PMJackson21
QUOTE (CBass1724 @ Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 12:54 PM) *
Fruit20 is pretty good too. It's just flavored water so no calories are added to my petite, sexy figure.

My all-time favorite place to munch out at in college was Popeye's. I'd destroy some spicy chicken strips, onion rings, and biscuits with jelly. Sometimes I'd get an order of red beans and rice because...well I'm fat and it tasted so good.


Popeye's is solid, I can't stand KFC or other chicken places, but I like their stuff.

I haven't taken my lunch break yet, now I'm hungry. sad.gif
CBass1724
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(might need to convert to east coast)


QUOTE (PMJackson21 @ Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 4:01 PM) *
Popeye's is solid, I can't stand KFC or other chicken places, but I like their stuff.

I haven't taken my lunch break yet, now I'm hungry. sad.gif

I couldn't agree more with you about KFC and other places. At the end of the day, everything gets compared to Popeye's and fails the test.

It is past 1pm where you are, grab the bowl and get some grub man!
CaneBrain
QUOTE (CBass1724 @ Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 12:20 PM) *
^ ^ ^ NOTICE MY POST TIME ^ ^ ^
(might need to convert to east coast)
I couldn't agree more with you about KFC and other places. At the end of the day, everything gets compared to Popeye's and fails the test.

It is past 1pm where you are, grab the bowl and get some grub man!



Boston Market ftw
PMJackson21
Ha, I was reading through the pokernews updates and found this:

The Smell of Things

One table has a very strong odor of something familiar to many poker players, especially those that play in home games. We're not saying what it is, but it's pretty easy to guess.
brvheart
QUOTE (whatgreatis @ Sunday, July 6th, 2008, 1:50 PM) *
That's a realllly good question. I'd say the Iraq war because more lives have been lost but they're both pretty useless.



I know you guys are all laid back and stuff and can miss things easily, but is no one even going to comment on this completely retarded post?


"In 2003, a total of 28,723 persons died of drug-induced causes in the United States (Tables 21 and 22). The category 'drug-induced causes' includes not only deaths from dependent and nondependent use of drugs (legal and illegal use), but also poisoning from medically prescribed and other drugs. It excludes unintentional injuries, homicides, and other causes indirectly related to drug use. Also excluded are newborn deaths due to mother’s drug use."


Of course many of these deaths were from legal or prescribed drugs, but were 85% of them from legal drug use? no. And this is just 2003. Illegal drugs and their use have cost hundreds of thousands of lives since the 60's. Is the war of drugs broken and in need of serious repair? yes. Should it be completely abandoned because we like weed? probably not.
PMJackson21
QUOTE (brvheart @ Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 2:56 PM) *
I know you guys are all laid back and stuff and can miss things easily, but is no one even going to comment on this completely retarded post?


"In 2003, a total of 28,723 persons died of drug-induced causes in the United States (Tables 21 and 22). The category 'drug-induced causes' includes not only deaths from dependent and nondependent use of drugs (legal and illegal use), but also poisoning from medically prescribed and other drugs. It excludes unintentional injuries, homicides, and other causes indirectly related to drug use. Also excluded are newborn deaths due to mother's drug use."


I think he was referring more to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_on_Drugs, not actual death totals of people using, victims of people using, etc etc. Plus, 28k a year seems awfully light w/out alcohol and tobacco related deaths. Shouldn't those be included in that number?
brvheart
QUOTE (PMJackson21 @ Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 5:01 PM) *
I think he was referring more to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_on_Drugs, not actual death totals of people using, victims of people using, etc etc. Plus, 28k a year seems awfully light w/out alcohol and tobacco related deaths. Shouldn't those be included in that number?



I was being nice.
PMJackson21
QUOTE (brvheart @ Tuesday, July 8th, 2008, 3:02 PM) *
I was being nice.


Well, that's awfully nice of you. smile.gif

Like I said, I don't think the OP meant what you are taking it as. That being said, there most likely has been more lives lost in the actual 'War on Drugs' then in Iraq, and if you take the sense of the phrase back to the 1880s, far more.
PMJackson21
On a side note, this makes perfect sense to me:

In his essay The Drug War and the Constitution,[45] Libertarian philosopher Paul Hager makes the case that the War on Drugs in the United States is an illegal form of prohibition, which violates the principles of a limited government embodied in the Constitution. Alcohol prohibition required amending the Constitution, because this was not a power granted to the federal government. Hager asserts if this is true, then marijuana prohibition should likewise require a Constitutional amendment.
whatgreatis
Bump.

It's chill timee.
CaneBrain
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3479733

Kevin Faulk gets probation for pot possession. Athletes and their bad example......
PMJackson21
QUOTE (CaneBrain @ Wednesday, July 9th, 2008, 10:49 AM) *
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3479733

Kevin Faulk gets probation for pot possession. Athletes and their bad example......


Not to name any names (cough, battle, cough, robinson, cough barlow) but I am quite confident that a few 49ers (or ex in one case) smoke. Robinson also has a bulldog like me, but I have no clue how I know any of this... wink.gif
CaneBrain
QUOTE (PMJackson21 @ Wednesday, July 9th, 2008, 10:30 AM) *
Not to name any names (cough, battle, cough, robinson, cough barlow) but I am quite confident that a few 49ers (or ex in one case) smoke. Robinson also has a bulldog like me, but I have no clue how I know any of this... wink.gif


Jeff Weaver was notorious for smoking pot on team flights.....
PMJackson21
QUOTE (CaneBrain @ Wednesday, July 9th, 2008, 12:36 PM) *
Jeff Weaver was notorious for smoking pot on team flights.....


Ha, that fits. I probably don't have to mention how much that guy annoyed me when he was on the Dodgers, but I will anyway. smile.gif

I had a buddy who worked security for the Warriors locker room back in the late 90s, and he talked about how obviously high guys were when they got to the arena every day. I can't remember now who he said was the most obvious though, it was an older big man...blah, I'd have to look at the rosters and that seems like too much work.

I've mentioned this before in gen pop, but Hoyt Corkins smokes too, I've heard a couple of amusing stories about him and friends. Something humorous about someone like Hoyt saying something like 'Hey, you think we could smoke some more man?' in his slow southern drawl.
CaneBrain
QUOTE (PMJackson21 @ Wednesday, July 9th, 2008, 11:52 AM) *
Ha, that fits. I probably don't have to mention how much that guy annoyed me when he was on the Dodgers, but I will anyway. smile.gif

I had a buddy who worked security for the Warriors locker room back in the late 90s, and he talked about how obviously high guys were when they got to the arena every day. I can't remember now who he said was the most obvious though, it was an older big man...blah, I'd have to look at the rosters and that seems like too much work.

I've mentioned this before in gen pop, but Hoyt Corkins smokes too, I've heard a couple of amusing stories about him and friends. Something humorous about someone like Hoyt saying something like 'Hey, you think we could smoke some more man?' in his slow southern drawl.



now thats a name drop. Hoyt Corkins would NOT be high on my list of people who I suspected are closet ganja lovers.
PMJackson21
QUOTE (CaneBrain @ Wednesday, July 9th, 2008, 12:54 PM) *
now thats a name drop. Hoyt Corkins would NOT be high on my list of people who I suspected are closet ganja lovers.


LOL, I know, that's why it's funny to me. Now you know why he is always so relaxed. smile.gif
CBass1724
QUOTE (PMJackson21 @ Wednesday, July 9th, 2008, 3:52 PM) *
I had a buddy who worked security for the Warriors locker room back in the late 90s, and he talked about how obviously high guys were when they got to the arena every day. I can't remember now who he said was the most obvious though, it was an older big man...blah, I'd have to look at the rosters and that seems like too much work.

Kevin Willis? Wait, he might have been smoking something else!

Corey Blount? He has the perfect name.
PMJackson21
QUOTE (CBass1724 @ Wednesday, July 9th, 2008, 1:45 PM) *
Kevin Willis? Wait, he might have been smoking something else!

Corey Blount? He has the perfect name.


Ha.

Looking at the rosters from like 97-01, I'm still unsure, but I think it was either Terry Cummings or Felton Spencer. Spencer could be the guy, but for some reason I was picturing someone older and bigger.

EDIT: Actually, looking at the 95-96 roster, Kevin Willis _was_ on the team and that seems right to me lol....
Vick12
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CaneBrain
QUOTE (Vick12 @ Wednesday, July 9th, 2008, 1:42 PM) *
Hey all

It looks like I will have to live vicariously through my fellow fcp smokers from now on. I have made a personal decision to quit smoking for a myriad of reasons. I quit on July 4th...Independance Day...figure it was appropriate!

I will miss the ganja, but hopefully other aspects of my life will improve.


quitters never win.





seriously, good luck. I am waiting until I am ready to have kids to quit......that should give me a couple years.
whatgreatis
QUOTE (Vick12 @ Wednesday, July 9th, 2008, 2:42 PM) *
Hey all

It looks like I will have to live vicariously through my fellow fcp smokers from now on. I have made a personal decision to quit smoking for a myriad of reasons. I quit on July 4th...Independance Day...figure it was appropriate!

I will miss the ganja, but hopefully other aspects of my life will improve.


GL

I quit for 3 weeks just to show myself I could. Once I was satisfied that I could quit, I started smoking again.

I'm with Cranebrain, I'll quit when I have a family. I might as well live it up when I'm young.
Vick12
QUOTE (CaneBrain @ Wednesday, July 9th, 2008, 5:21 PM) *
Rehab is for quitters...


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CBass1724
COME ON MAN EVERYBODY'S DOING IT!!
CaneBrain
QUOTE (Vick12 @ Wednesday, July 9th, 2008, 3:40 PM) *
FYP!!!

Yeah, actually my son turning 7 in September is a HUUUUUUGE motivating factor. I think he is finally at the age where I can't really hide it anymore. I mean...he knows I smoke...he just doesn't know WHAT I smoke. So...Figure it's a good time to finally kick the habit.

Other than the normal withdrawl symptoms...lack of appetite...diahrea...bad sleep patterns, it's going very well. I have a ton of motivation so hopefully it all works out. It's corny, but I simply set a goal every day...dont smoke today. So far I have made it every day and that's all I can do.


yeah if you have a kid I think it is "high" time you phase it out of your life. Then, when you retire, enjoy your old age.


MORE ATHLETES IN DRUG TROUBLE ALERT:

Jags WR Matt Jones faces felony cocaine charge: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3481361
rdtedm
Have a retarded question, figure here is the place to post.

I'm a man who is all about extracting every dollar of value you can from everything. I'm probably just cheap, but who knows. Anyways, when I smoke with others (my weed, like 100% of the time), theyll often pass it to me and say its cashed. I prove them wrong by just lighting it longer and can usually get 2-3 more good hits out of it. But how good are these hits? When the bowl is nearly cashed, when's a good time to stop? It seems like I might just be smoking smoke with no THC after long enough.
CBass1724
QUOTE (rdtedm @ Thursday, July 10th, 2008, 2:51 PM) *
Have a retarded question, figure here is the place to post.

I'm a man who is all about extracting every dollar of value you can from everything. I'm probably just cheap, but who knows. Anyways, when I smoke with others (my weed, like 100% of the time), theyll often pass it to me and say its cashed. I prove them wrong by just lighting it longer and can usually get 2-3 more good hits out of it. But how good are these hits? When the bowl is nearly cashed, when's a good time to stop? It seems like I might just be smoking smoke with no THC after long enough.

When it is all ash then it is cashed. If there are still chunks then you can keep blazing. But if there is only ash and you are still getting some resin hits, then you need to clean your screen and bowl because of all the resin. I don't like to waste any either but there is nothing wrong with the last couple hits, it just adds to the pleasure of the moment.

QUOTE (CaneBrain @ Thursday, July 10th, 2008, 2:19 PM) *
yeah if you have a kid I think it is "high" time you phase it out of your life. Then, when you retire, enjoy your old age.
MORE ATHLETES IN DRUG TROUBLE ALERT:

Jags WR Matt Jones faces felony cocaine charge: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3481361

I knew there was a reason I purchased his jersey coming out of college.
CaneBrain
QUOTE (rdtedm @ Thursday, July 10th, 2008, 10:51 AM) *
Have a retarded question, figure here is the place to post.

I'm a man who is all about extracting every dollar of value you can from everything. I'm probably just cheap, but who knows. Anyways, when I smoke with others (my weed, like 100% of the time), theyll often pass it to me and say its cashed. I prove them wrong by just lighting it longer and can usually get 2-3 more good hits out of it. But how good are these hits? When the bowl is nearly cashed, when's a good time to stop? It seems like I might just be smoking smoke with no THC after long enough.



echoing CBass----you are probably getting resin hits. Resin is powerful...but imo it really takes a toll on the old lungs. Unless your pot habit really puts a crimp in your budget, just clean your pipe/bong/coke can better and pack a fresh one.

better yet switch to a vaporizer.
PMJackson21
QUOTE (CaneBrain @ Thursday, July 10th, 2008, 1:27 PM) *
echoing CBass----you are probably getting resin hits. Resin is powerful...but imo it really takes a toll on the old lungs. Unless your pot habit really puts a crimp in your budget, just clean your pipe/bong/coke can better and pack a fresh one.

better yet switch to a vaporizer.


Ewww resin...

http://www.hoopsworld.com/TheWireStory.asp?id=12430

I forgot about Brad, he was someone else I knew for sure smoked because of someone close to me that has had dealings with him up north. I'm assuming that is what he's been suspended for.
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