Ha, youve got it backwards. Operation lure Josh in is under way.



Thanks.

And back in my HS/college days I would agree, but now, I dont have the patience to perfect a homemade contraption. Just give me a bowl and I'll be good to go.




Today is April 25th. Some of you know what this date means. My plans are to be very drunk and very high.

Herro.

FYP

Thats all I heard when I read that.

Hahaha, cool. A fellow Minnesotan to back up my claim that we DO NOT sound like the movie Fargo. (Uhh, wait, how far north are you? This could backfire)

Pretty far north, but I dont sound like the movie at all.

It is indisputable that I do not speak with an Asian accent of any sort. However, every person that has spoken to you on the phone agrees that you do indeed have an accent.

Count it.

Ok, I'll bite. Where in MN are you?


Fine, I give up.


But its a damn sexy accent, no?

I live about 45 minutes out of Bemidji, only big town that is around that you might have heard of.

One on one, I wanna play that game tonight...





Actually, I think I'll head to the annexed part of Western Buffalo under Renae's desk. I hear it's the home of the gang bang!

Hey! That's not how I planned it... but what can I say, I'm a sucker for a manipulative woman with an accent

There's a sign and everything!

Yep. You are pretty god damn far north. Might as well be Canadian.


@#$%^&^

herrro

Do prescription painkillers count? No pot for me, but can I still play?

Hey Jeep!

I suuuuppose you can play too.

It's okay. Ren has an accent, too and it just adds to her sexiness.

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Wait til I tell the guys in the hockey forum!!!

Yea, I have been known to have that effect on women...














who's plan is working now?

Those Oklahoma girls love my accent when I go visit my dad. The guys on the other hand hate it.

Who knew Madame Nikki found Reba McEntire voices sexy?

You're killing me here. What do we have? 57 days?

Yeah, Im going with that.


Easily excitable, I see.

High?

Okay, now it's my turn to be nosy. Go visit your dad where?

It's 4:26pm here. So I am now feeling fairly nice.

Best way to toke up (IMHO): RooR

I think I'll go take a nice, long, hot shower.. all wet and soapy.

What was that you were saying?

TAG TEAM!!

Something about camera... phone... nice...

AFK a few

Checotah, OK

I used to go down there for a couple months in the summer and live with him. Than I lived there for four months after I graduated college to help him out with his business.

bar or cream?

So, can you introduce me to Carrie Underwood? j/k

I've been through Checotah many times. I live in OKC.

She used to actually be good friends with my step sister, I dont think that I have ever met her at all. If I did she was 8.

Sounds like an interesting place to visit.

It is. Especially when Nik's visiting.

What's that? Another gangbang is about to start? Better hurry, Josh.

Damn it, whats faster for me to drive to... Western Buffalo or Northern Minnesota?

Too long. It's too long.




I need to get out there again. Maybe I can arrange something in the fall?

I'm in the middle of everyone, just plan a trip to here. Don't forget Erik can cook, BBQ at my place.

I think that Vegas is being annexed in June. Be there.

Chances are thats when I'll be moving, so it's unlikely I will be going.

Do you have a bedroom for me?

Bah! Make it happen, baby or we're going to start thinking you're someone's alter, just like Paulie.

Your bedroom is always ready whenever you are.



This is a stellar idea. Make it happen.



Wrong answer. Change the move date.

I have two you can pick from.

Your on to me, I give in.. I'm Jeffrey's 37th alter ego.

This makes me very happy.

don't you all have a thread for this stuff?

although, I'm all for branching out.

Okay, so I'm pretty sure this is one of those threads where it doesn't matter what we talk about.

I was teasing, but ok.

I figured, but I wasn't sure. I have trouble reading the mysterious Mr. Mex. So, what's up with you?

meh, nothing new.

Hope I am finding you well.

that's awesome.



Lance?



I should be confirming this person exists this Saturday... Details to follow.


Bump * 2. Cause I forgot to post the first time.






Oh, this made me laugh too, first thing I saw when I opened the window. I'm sure this laughter was semi-thc-induced.

Today, 6:52 PM
In: Gay Dude Wants Me
By: Ron_Mexico

wsup Mex.