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Today was pretty good. I had a really good smoke session with a couple friends last night, and crashed at his place. Then I got up today still pretty high, came home, made some rice and had a banana. Both were really good. After that I dicked around on here until a friend came over and brought some herb. So we got high and I made tacos. I make really good tacos. Then we ate them and listened to Bob Marley and the Black Star album and talked about music. Then we made out for no less than fifteen minutes. Wait, there's more. I found this Bob Marley interview on youtube that I thought was awesome. It's about ten minutes long, and it's all good, but the last minute and a half or so is the best. Here's the link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmIJQusogqw

Anyway, I'm still high and I'm about to do some laundry so I have some clean clothes to wear to a party tonight where there might be real live girls. GIRLS!

WOAH! Girls? Really?? In the flesh.. walking, talking, long legged, boob possessing girls??

Get outta here! I dont believe this for a minute!

Say Hi to your buddies for me though.

Real girls. True story. Did you watch that video I was talking about? I really want some people to watch it. It's good.

The interviewer asked him if it’s a good idea for a man in his position to dabble in politics because of that time he was attacked in his home before a concert promoting some political thing, and this is what he says:

“Man, to dabble in politics. I don’t know what that is. It’s to stand up for my rights. I know what that is. See? And I don’t care who the guy is. Because my rights is my rights. Like my life…you know? All I have is my life. That mean I can say, “I don’t want that or I don’t want this.” When I check it out the biggest man was a baby one time. So I don’t know where they get all these big ideas about wanting to be rulers over people. See?” Then he says something I can’t understand, laughs, snaps his finger, and says, “Ya can’t dig it…can’t dig it.”

I don't know. For me it's an inspirational video to watch.

Wait a minute. Why would I do that? My friends don't know you. In fact, if any of them knew that I even came on here I'd be embarrassed.

I agree and disagree. The problem with this is that there will always be people on Earth having a hard time. If we discontinue scientific programs like NASA we're drastically decreasing our chance of legitimate long-term progression of the human race.

Couldn't have said it better myself.



Great find. I think I would believe absolutely anythink that came out of his mouth. I like when he talked about the difference between drinking and smoking.



Hell, I'm embarrassed that you know I come on here. Maybe that' just because I wish we were real friends.

*single tear*

Oh yeah? But how weird would it be if I was a friend of a friend?

Or...

Better yet.. I was a close friend who is also too embarassed to admit Im posting here, therefore, have led you to believe Im a girl (since we know you dont REALLY have any friends that are girls) thus making myself more believable in my charade to get in your pants?

Or...

Im just smoked some unbelievable herb and am now talking out of my ass.

You make the call.

ripped.

That's true, but don't you think there should be some sort of middle ground? How bloated is the budget for space travel and exploration?


I liked that a lot too. "Alcohol make you drunk, mon. It don't make you meditate. It just make you drunk." It's great how he says that. Like it's so obvious to him that he almost feels sorry for the guy interviewing him that he doesn't get it. I think everything he talks about is that way. Like he says, he explains everything in such a common sense manner that anyone can understand it. And he doesn't even recognize certain concepts that we take for granted in our society. Like the guy was asking him about "dabbling in politics". He doesn't even know what that means. In another interview someone asked him about racism, and he didn't even accept it as a problem. It's like he dismisses anything petty out of hand completely. And nobody has ever told him that that's the way to act. He just does whatever he feels is best. To me it's an amazing mindset.


I actually do have one friend that's a girl. She's pretty too, but there's no sexual aspect involved. She's living with her boyfriend who is a really cool guy, and when I come over even if he isn't around he leaves weed for me to smoke, and it's usually really good stuff too.

P.S. My good friend just called to tell me that he's coming over to smoke and he's bringing me Chipotle. It's going to be a good day. Actually, most days are good days for me lately. Getting a job might ruin it all, but for now things are ok.

Good news...in two weeks I'll actually be high for the first time in about 4 months. I held back for the start of my classes just to make sure I'm not in over my head, and at this point I think I'm good to go for a couple times per week. I'm pretty excited about it actually.



Maybe it's bloated by comparison to some social programs, but there's really no way to do a half-assed discount space program. Or at least I would assume that to be true. I guess technically we've spent billions of dollars on the space program and gotten nothing out of it but some high moral a few decades ago, but the only way to really progress is through baby steps. Eventually it'll be like star trek, and as you said I'm pissed I won't be around for it...unless reincarnation is an option.

The only female friends I've ever had have been dating close friends of mine. I think it's because I think of them as completely asexual.



Sounds more like a great friend.

high on Canaday


soo which days aren't canada?

I wouldnt get a job if I were you. Ive always kinda pictured you as a beach bum, who gets stoned and rides the waves. If you become employed again, you'll ruin my fantasy.


Is this by choice?

I dont understand this. All guys should have at LEAST on good female friend to talk to/get advice from.

I currently have openings.




Oh, not high yet, but about to be.

I don't live near the beach so I rarely get to surf anymore if that helps.


What did your little sister say to me last night?

God dammit, could you just lie to me? Everyone else does.


And the last part confuses me more than it should, I think.

Yes. I just don't find (the vast majority of) women to be that much fun to hang out with. There are a few girls that are in my range of satellite friends, but I would never hang out alone with them or talk to them about anything too serious. My 11 best friends are all guys, and I'd be shocked if a female because lucky number 12.

That do I need advice on? I already know everything about women...I feel like you and/or Renae have already quizzed me on this and I did pretty well.



Do I have to sign a contract or something? How does this work?

I broke my favorite pipe Ganjiguana today

now i have to roll joints

i suck at rolling joints

=(

I'm excited for you.


I don't know. Space travel and colonization is the only way to further the species, but on the other hand it just seems so silly to spend billions of dollars to land on the moon when people don't have food to eat.


He really is.



I have a joint roller that is fantastic. In fact, I even made step by step picture instructions on how to roll a good one, and then I took pictures of the rest of my day getting high and watching Judge Dredd. I was going to post the pictures on here, but they're on my phone and I'm lazy.

Sometimes when you just wanna get high, a bong hit is pretty sweet, but I usually prefer smoking a joint. Half of the pleasure for me is the rolling, lighting, holding and smoking the J. It is essential to be able to roll at least a half decent joint, and if you can’t then you have to practice. It annoys the hell out of me when people come mooch after me to roll them a joint, I have better things to do than get you high. There is the rolling machine option but I’m not a big fan, they do roll nice joints but then again so do I. Learning to roll properly is also important for those nights that require a 3+ paper joint.

i can roll a 3 papered joint and its alright but only when i have lots of weed

usually just one paper goes in my j

My friend and i were going to vegas this past weekend and we were smoking out of a binger. We wanted to roll some joints for the way and had everything in front of us and realized that after a couple years of smoking we couldnt roll for $hit. We had to call a friend and upgraded to blunts, NIIIICE I LIKE!

Would someone point me to the "Official (haha) if you ever needed to be high in your life this is the time but you're stuck at work so you have to be straight" thread?

MattyUno - You have game. That being said, it doesn't hurt to have a friend-girl to give you insight when you need it or to work some wingman magic for you.

keep your stick on the ice, it'll all work out.

Ah...wingman would be nice. My buddy's girlfriend wants to do that for me, but she's pretty bad at it. She doesn't understand that I'm picky, and even though she might like a girl I don't necessarily want to **** a 4 feet tall albino. Not that I have anything against albinos...I just hate short people.

Are you kidding?? I would do it just so I could start conversations with, "Did I ever tell you guys about the time I fucked a 4 foot tall albino chick?"

We are talking about a chick right?

Boy, am I sober right now.






And the potential for great jokes during the act is too much to pass up, as well.

"Do you mind if I turn off the lights? Oh...wait....nevermind."

followed by "Hey, it was just a joke! Lighten up! Oh....sorry."

This is excellent. I'm going to go out of my way to meet an albino person just to use this line. Imagine how awkward it would be after. Genius.

Do you guys use keef boxes? I picked one up about a month ago with a 100 micron screen and love it. Just curious.


That is all...

My roommate has a grinder+ keef tray all in one. It's relatively bad-as s, but it was like $70... ouch!

Yikes. I got my box for $20, but no grinder. Since grinders are alot less than $50, I came out ahead.

what is a keet box and what is 100 microns thick?

i got my grinder for 35

i got a 2 foot bong called ivan ooze
had 2 pipes ganjiguana and gray oldbitch but they both broke like 3 days apart ive had them since like october

i want to get a steam roller though

This is my first venture into this thread. Its been a while. First time basically in 9 months. I love it

I just lost 90 at a mother****ing home game..... I think htaht is a record.... maybe I shouldnt plkay poker when im high and drunlk

I've dropped $400 at a home game before I think. That's probably my best.

wake-n-bake

hell yea its awesome to know that somewhere out there someone is doing the same thing ur doing

You can get this grinder for free if you play your cards right

thats too bad ive been told i play my cards all wrong

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i was stoned the entire time during my masters.....and i got it in 11 months..

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just remember if u attended the class high...take the test high



wtf is wrong w/short people?



i named my grinder mizracki....

I figure we study high, take the test high.....get high scores.

Creepy small hands.

Makes your dick look bigger.

I suppose that could be creepy.

would the opposite hold true?

does a small **** on a big guy make you me look comforting?

now that I'm back gues I'ma have to roll one up

smoke.

toke

Drugheads nonononnn

weeds not a drug
coke is a drug



wakenbake

exactly


god mad pot man made beer who do you trust






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