This belongs here.

WHATCHU GONNA DO WHEN I BEND THE BROCK?
PULL UP ON DAT ASS WIT A BRAN NEW DROP?
SPEAKERS ON BLA....


Hi.

I'm high enough to actually rap along with you on that one.

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2 appropriate looking names to be in this thread.

puff puff pass.......

Thanks for the advice. Do I need to get both the ashcatcher and the diffuser?

frisk won nr s hight

Oooh, things could get very naughty.

I love naughty!

LOL. Youre giving me too much credit Ren. Im 32 with 2 kids. They arent what they used to be.


God damn you Renae.

I was inhaling when I read that and I choked, laughing so hard.

Do you have any idea how much that hurts?

i got a small water pipe
he's called halveric



and some home made ghetto *** bongs. One made from a tea kettle, she's called julietta and one for hash out of aluminum foil.

You named your bongs?

Ive heard of names for cars, balls, boobs... but not bongs.


Hmmph.

As if naming my kids wasnt hard enough, now Ive gotta think of some good names for my bongs, too.

I thought everybody names there bong I dont know one person who doesnt

I have one of those polyurethane (sp) ones thats all green. He's the Green Monster, appropriately.
















And that's cause I see monsters after clearing that chamber! Hey, bada chum.

Wesley pipes

i have a kick *** mini skull that i use as an ashtray, call it raoul
another ashtray is called the alter, cause a candle stands in the center.

We had a bong that was passed down from when one of our teachers was in high school, a 3 footer named Lucifer. One of my friends got it passed on from me, and then his father smashed it. I was always kind of pissed about that, he shouldn't have had it if there was even a chance that a 25/30+ year old bong was going to be taken by his folks and broken.

After that I got my own purple 3 footer and named it Elvis. A liquor inspector, of all ****in' people, took that one one night after we bought beer and were stopped. I'm sure school kids look upon Elvis every so often on display while being told marijuana is the devil.

Nazi ****s.

Well, since weed isnt my drug of choice, I guess I havent gotten around to naming my bongs.

I think I'll name my least favorite bong Speedz. Quick and easy, but not very satisfying.

Oh...

burn!

so what's your drug of choice?

Here we go.

The only choice is do I smoke the 1/2 joint left from last night or do I pack a fresh bowl?

I think bowl then joint.

Nah, Speedz himself will admit he's mediocre at best.

Oh, and..




Stealing from Niks sig..


SOMEBODY FIRE THIS BITCH UP!

No shit. Funny thing about that story is - she was talking about a tampon.




Ahhhhhh, so much better.

Hahahahaha, a tampon??

Damn, I miss all the good stuff. I should have never quit catching up/posting in the Army.

At least theres still the occassional "Im drunk" post.






I'll be where you are shortly. Kids are leaving for the night very soon.

We love your "I'm drunk" posts. And any other kind of post you want to make in there for that matter.

Yeah, the tampon story. We were in Vegas last time and we had 3 private tables going. 2 HORSE and 1 LHE. Most of us girls were playing at the LHE table because we didn't care what we played, we just wanted to play together. Anyway, Spice was rummaging for a cigarette and accidentally pulled a tampon out of Nik's purse. Someone said something like "you probably shouldn't smoke that" and Nik delivered that line.

Telling the story, it's not so funny. Definitely one of those location jokes.

Ha, even though Ive never spoken to Nikki, so I have no idea what she sounds like, I can completely hear her saying that in a Bonnie Raitt voice, with just a twinge of twang.

Twinge of twang.


Say that shit 5 times fast, lol.

Twinge of twang
Twinge of twang
Twinge of twang
Twinge of twang
Twingd of twang

LOL I'm not sure why that amused me.

Hahaha, me either.


Annnnnd, the giggles have started.

the fact that you couldn't do it?

My favorite bong I have right now is named Stephen Colbonster and all his Monsters
other favorites I have are Rod Sterwarts Codpiece and Broodwitch

I'm surprised I got that far before I fucked it up.








Guess what.
















Yep, again.

Everytime I see this thread, I want to get high.

saturday nigth, smoking from a 7g nugget, hockey night in canada, couple brews

excellent pre game, if I actually make it out lol

bump

I need to log on here more often if I'm missing out on threads like this one.

mods, is there a way to add about 30 posts from me into this thread?

Just wanted to play catch up

After some of the stuff Ive read today, I really need to get high to make it all the more believable.

No shit. I think I need to get high just to reach that part of my psyche that is at one with the absolute truth of the universe to know if I can believe that crap or not.

Then again, if I did that I would have to think about them doing it and, well, that's just creepy.

Im having one of those "Why did I even get out of bed" days.

So, without further delay, Im going to get high.

Who's with me?

Anyone?

Anyone??

Bueller?

Bueller??

There and echo in here??

Does anybody here grow their own?

A buddy of mine used to and he perfected the formula over a couple years of tweaking things. This is stuff that you could literally smell outside if this stuff was buried deep in a closet in a basement. It was the sticky icky of all bud...the kind where you could take a few hits off a glass bowl and be totally stoned and stupid for a couple hours.

I've only gotten sick off weed one time and that was when I took 2 straight bong hits of that stuff in his 2 footer with ice in the bottom. It was during the Raiders-Pats playoff game with the Tuck rule. I missed quarters 2 and 3. I was trying to be a hero.

I could not find this thread last night for the life of me. Last night of freedom before the wife gets back.

i've done alot of research into building a stelf grow cabinet. Something that can be consealed, quiet and has no smell. There are ways to do this but it woul;d cost 300- 500$ and be a lot of work and I'm lazy. a self sustaining small hydro set up wold be the shiznit tho. a little sea of green would be sublime, or maybee jsut one huge mother effing plant. I 'd rather trow some plant out in the forest somepalce and come back in the fall and gather, but again way too lazy for that kind of operation. risk isn't worth reward outdoors.

Here's a really good thread on building a stealth growcab: http://www.gardenscure.com/420/constructio...-will-come.html

I am alone for once in my house. It rarely happens and is like butter pecan ice cream when it does.

And I am high.

And it sucks that it's Thursday night instead of Friday night.

Cross-posted from earlier today:


Im smoking this stuff, and I gotta say, it aint too damn bad. I sure hope they buy that house!


Butter pecan is gross, but I definitely know what youre saying.


It could be your Friday if you called in sick. But thats an entirely different thread.

Ever listen to Bill Hicks' bits about doing drugs?

Ever listen to Bill Hicks period?

If you haven't, please, please do. I have most of his CDs. I'll hook you up if you want.

YKHIKYH


Because your fascinated with weird cat pictures.

All that great music you've enjoyed over the years.......reeeeeeeeeeeeeal fuckin' high on drugs.

Dude, he has herb and messed up eyes. He's perfect for this thread.

But he is like the 12th weird cat you have posted today. And your right, this is the most appropriate thread for that cat.

I actually had vowed to myself to only post in cat pictures from this afternoon until tomorrow. But believe it or not, there aren't enough lolcats to cover every situation. That's a bet I would have lost.

I once posted all day using nothing but MSpaint drawings.