So, I got to thinking. The "Official (haha) Im drunk thread" has been going for over a year, and has only reached 13 pages (I suppose 26 if youre uncool), and just a little over 500 posts.

So, I figured Id start an "Im high" thread, and see how it measures up to the drunk thread.

Oh, btw... Im high!

HHhhm, I'm out, but I'm going to scrape a bowl just for this thread.

I'll be back shortly.

i'm gonna roll a fatty to baptize this thread

HA! You guys are awesome, but suddenly I feel like Im promoting doing drugs.


That cant be bad, right?

Fine work Lori Lolli....



I suggest that you include the following disclaimer:



For those concerned,

Please be aware that this thread may be deleted in the future for personal reasons that I cannot speak of at the moment. Please refrain from quoting any of my posts, as they could be held against me at a later date. I made this thread for entertainment purposes only, and does not reflect my personal opinion of recreational drug use. For the record, let it be known that I do not endorse or condone drug useage of any kind. I am an upstanding citizen and currently reading bible verses while helping my children with their homework.


Signed,


Shes gone...
















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I don't smoke the hippie lettuce, so ill just get drunk.

Oh why?

What went wrong?

By the way, how's the headache?

Hahahahaha!

Beans.. I love you!

Remember I left for a brief time and had dna delete my posts because of a certain James?

Now's Beans is picking on me.


Remarkable. Weed isnt just for cancer.

That one went right over your head. Wasn't Hall & Oates pretty popular when you were my age?



Sign me up for a bumper sticker with that tagline.

Right back attcha sweetie maam....





Maneater?

Duh, Im high!

And, yes, if youre 12.


Watch out boy, she'll chew you up!

I am Chris
I am Chris
Chris I am

That Chris-I-am!
Than Chris-I-am!
I do not like
those Drugs-U-do!

Do you do
green leafs and blow?

I do not like them,
Chris-I-am.
I do not do
green leafs and blow.

Would you do them
here or there?

I would not do them
here or there.
I would not do them
anywhere.
I do not do
green leafs and blow.
I do not do them,
Chris-I-am.

Would you do them
in a gym?
Would you do them
with a quimm?

I do not do them
in a gym.
I do not do them
with a quimm.
I do not do them
here or there.
I do not do them
anywhere.
I do not like green leafs and blow.
I do not do them, Chris-I-am.

Would you do them
e-mailing a foxx?
Would you do them
wearing forty dollar socks?

Not in a bank.
Not with a skank.
Not in a gym.
Not with a quimm.
I would not do them here or there.
I would not do them anywhere.
I would not do green leafs and blow.
I do not do them, Chris-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In a Ford?
Smoke them! Snort them!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
do them in a Ford.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
at a 2 a.m. pee!

I would not, could not at a 2 a.m. pee.
Not in a Ford! You let me be bored.

I do not do them in a gym.
I do not do them with a quimm.
I do not do them in a bank.
I do not do them with a skank.
I do not do them here or there.
I do not do them anywhere.
I do not do green leafs and blow.
I do not do them, Chris-I-am.

A McNugget! A McNugget!
A Sauce! A Sauce!
Could you, would you, do them
in a McDonalds?

Not with a McNugget! Not in a McDonalds!
Not in a Ford! Chris! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a gym.
I could not, would not, with a quimm.
I will not do them with a skank.
I will not do them in a bank.
I will not do them here or there.
I will not do them anywhere.
I do not do green leafs and blow.
I do not like them, Chris-I-am.

Say!
In the park?
Here in the park!
Would you, could you, do them walking in the park?

I would not, could not, do them
in the park.

Would you, could you, while watching the game?

I would not, could not, do them
watching the game.
Not in the park. Not in a McDonalds.
Not in a Ford. Not in a bank.
I do not do them, Chris, you see.
Not in a bank. Not in a gym.
Not with a skank. Not with a quimm.
I will not do them here or there.
I do not do them anywhere!

You like
green leafs and blow?

I do not
like them,
Chris-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a Diet Coke?

I would not,
could not,
with a Diet Coke!

Would you, could you, do them
in a Fridays?

I could not, would not, do them in a Fridays.
I will not, will not, do them with a Diet Coke.
I will not do them walking in the park.
I will not do them while watching the game.
Not in the park! Not letting a shart!
Not in a Ford! You let me be!
I do not do them in a gym.
I do not do them with a quimm.
I will not do them in a bank.
I do not do them with a skank.
I do not do here or there.
I do not do them ANYWHERE!

I do not do
green leafs
and blow!

I do not do them,
Chris-I-am.

You do not do them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Do them and you may, I say.

Chris!
If you will let me be,
I will do them.
You will see.

Shit still works in a pinch.

Yup, I'm high.

I swear to God, I dont think Ive laughed so hard in all my life!!

loser all the cool kids get high

I am high.

Either this thread has to be deleted or I need to move about 10,000 posts here.

So what youre saying is you and you alone could pass the Im drunk thread with ease?

Niiiiiice

It's a pretty safe bet that anything I posted after 6pm Central time on a weekday or all day Saturday and Sunday qualifies for this thread. It's also a pretty safe bet that anything I post high makes even less sense than those things I post straight so it definitely wouldn't be worth reading.

interesting thread


this should be fun on random friday nites right lolli

tsk tsk tsk

i'm high and watching last nights episode of Heroes, pretty cool show, kinda like a pretense of X-men with more drama.

does that sentence make sense?

Wait for it.....




Wait for it........






(exhale)









Ahhhhhh, nice.

I agree with Rhinestone. Drugs are not the answer. Get high on life!



and I absolutely just downloaded some Hall and Oats because of this thread. Good call.

Say it isnt so....

M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, Method of Modern Love

i approve of this thread

Dr. Seuss has some competition.

Your kiss is on my list.









Lori,

If I'm on prescription painkillers for recreation, does it count?


Nik

Really want to say so many things. I hope you're well Lori. I miss that Minnesotan accent of yours

I want you to post when you'll be listening and to which songs. I will then play the same songs and we shall dance the dance of straight men that happen to love Hall and Oates in our respective homes.

For you.. I walk the LINE

Edit: in sticking with the Hall & Oats theme, this one works better:

I see you, you see me
Watch you blowin the lines when youre making a scene
Oh girl..




It isnt sooo ohhhh


Nik,

If it numbs your body or alters your mind, it most certainly counts.

Lori


Im doing well, Matty2.

And for the last time..

I DONT HAVE AN ACCENT!

Private eyes

Theyre watching you

They see your every move

Everyone in Minnesota has an accent, it's how I spot the regulars at Canturbury.

Untrue! I'll give you my phone number and you can call and listen to my voice mail.

I DONT HAVE AN ACCENT!!

hey stoners, watch this

you're not a tru stoner if you can't laugh at that.

Funniest thing I've read all day.


Yes you do.


Yes, you still do.



Also, I have some bud upstairs that I'm seriously considering burning. However, my friend took my bowl, and I am too lazy to go out and get papers. Suggestions?

I can see Im not going to win this argument.


Pop can.

Gravity bong hit?

fyp

not that there's anything wrong with that$^%^E&*#lemonjuice////

funny shit man.



Minus about 8000 posts and I'll move mine right with ya!



Nice Lolli. Should've bumped this last night before bed, when I woke up in the middle of the night, and this morning.

Bump * 3

He's too lazy to get papers. Think he's got the energy to make a gravity bong?


Use a potato.

Step 1 complete, operation touch Lolli's boobs is going according to plan...

It's about time a thread like this was made.

I'll be playing a tournament at the Borgata tomorrow and will be blazed the whole time. Going up tonight to start the pregame festivities.

Apples, potatoes, or soda cans work well in a pinch.

My old roommate in college (back in 2000 I think) made a small little bong out of a 16 oz bottle of water, a hollowed out BIC pin, tin foil, and a straw. That thing was killer hitting that a couple times before playing some NBA or NFL on Dreamcast in the dorm room.

It is something about homemade paraphernalia that makes smoking weed better.

I'm not opposed to hitting a store bought 2 footer though. I don't discriminate.

Apparently the dumbass who did that didn't hear the part about not taping the movie or Satan would spit acid down your throat and turn your guts into snakes.

I wonder if he likes having snake guts.

the best part of that movie was the new intro w/ its own carl verse

Hmm I wonder why.

Goddamn Minnesotans. It's SODA. SO-DA.