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You don't have a job, you're a lazy bum, and you can't get fired for being a lazy bum.

p.s. good luck with the whole being fired thing mk.

mk will be fine either way. He has many skills. He will land on his feet.

Ground floor.

Damn, that was just 2 syllables out from being a rather touching haiku.

oh, you crazy kids.

i'll keep you updated, lol.

Maybe his g/f will leave him as well.

sure, kick me when i'm down.

All the better for him to run off into the sunset with John Juanda. Or if all else fails, JeffStrat.

Is it Friday again?

GL Mike, whatever happens you'll come through it.

What am I, chopped liver?

You can't tell me that snuggling next to me on a moderate January morning 10 minutes from Palm Beach isn't better than riding a bike into a 40mph wind in 0 degree temperature.


Yeah, thought so.

That's a windchill of: -29 °F . Frostbite would occur in 10-30 minutes. I miss winter.

I wasn't aware that there was an equation.

I'm terrible at math, so, no matter.

on the bright side, I haven't been fired today, and I'm not wearing a tie, and am wearing blue jeans. It costs $5 to wear them on Fridays during the March of Dimes campaign. Don't tell them, but I'd probably pay $10.


I'm am like a leaky pipe, all over the ground floor.

Juu may want to check it out:

Repeat after me: "Fries with that?" "Would you like to Super Size?" "Would you care for a dessert with your Happy Meal?"

You guys are all pretty gay.

I think you're pretty too.

Pfft... Not with these pants on. They make my ass look huge.

At one of my local bars, there's a Brut ad in the hall to the women's room that says "Yes, that outfit does make you look fat!" I love it.

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