So when I was looking up the IMDB link to "The other Boylen sister" the portman/johnson period piece, I clicked on Scarlett's name to see if she has any new movies coming up that could potentally see her get naked. Well, I'm not sure if this movie will do THAT but it does look pretty sweet..

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0488942/


AKA Xena meets the gladiator. The only thing I know about the movie at all is this lil blurb from Imdb

"A gladiatrix exacts vengeance on an army that destroyed her homeland."


But the word Gladiatrix makes me quiver with excitement. I can't remember the last time I went to see a movie based purely on the potential hotness of the star, but I'll be seeing this one.

I don't understand this, but it's true: I don't find SJ "hot", but I really, really want to fuck. More than most.

That movie sounds hilarious, though.

I'll be jerking it in the theater during seeing this.

Wow, given your last few posts, you're really horny.

Are you offering to help me relieve my tension? All I'll need is a picture of you and assurance your touching yourself.

How about a picture of me touching myself with a naked Dutch in the background reading a Kurt Vonnegut novel?

How does that trim your cherry tree?

It trims it bare big daddy. In fact you burst my cherry tree. I know that doesnt make sense, but I'm too excited to think straight right now.

Scarlett....meh.

ttiwwp

wow, apparently your ridiculous opinions aren't exclusive to hockey

i'm pretty sure i've heard scarlett say several times in interviews that she is looking for a project to be naked in. this makes me happy.

She's awesome. This is pretty cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y14g50q4hQ0

I have a huge fuckin woody right now...

Johansson Enters Amazon
Starlet to play ''gladiatrix'' in new film.


- Actress Scarlett Johansson (The Island, Lost in Translation) is set to star in a new action adventure film called Amazon, according to today's Variety. Yes, drooling fanboys, your dream has come true... The film, set in 200 B.C., will reportedly center around a "gladiatrix" (Johansson) who takes on an army that destroyed her homeland.

The trade scoops that Johansson came up with the idea herself while filming The Island. She reportedly mentioned the concept to screenwriters Alex Kurtzman and Bob Orci, who are producing the project.

Johansson, last seen on the big screen in Michael Bay's The Island, next appears in Brian De Palma's The Black Dahlia, along with Hilary Swank, Josh Hartnett, Aaron Eckhart and Mia Kirshner.

She recently signed to star opposite Colin Farrell in Neil Jordan's Borgia, the story of Italy's 15th century Borgia family dynasty.

She's got some tig ol' bitties.....


I'd have sex with her... again

Just fantastic.