Hey everyone, I just got a new dog from the local animal shelter. I've had him for about a day now and cannot think of a good name for him. I'm just not good at naming things I guess. I think my first child will go a week with no name at this rate. If any of you can think of good names for him, that'd be awesome. I'll attach a picture for everyone so you can see if the name fits right. Thanks!

Roy

Clarence or Morris.

Normally I'd like that name, but it reminds me of UNC coach Roy Williams too much (I'm a KU guy...and I don't really care for him anymore). More suggestions are appreciated though

Haha, good call.

Trogdor

If it weren't for the confused look on people's faces as I introduced my dog, I would SO DO THAT NAME! I love Homestarrunner!

Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating all the people and CRASHING INTO COTTAGES!!!

Bailey

Mudbutt

Homo.

Bosco

After the surprise he left me in my kitchen that name is more fitting than one would think.

Farknugget

Dick Bavetta

A famous person's name is always good. Also Dick as the first name only makes it better.

Pecker

fungdart

Mulva

I don't know, just come up with something like Poochy or something.... but with more attitude!

teddy

bumdart?

or

Captain Tom

Tim Hardaway.

and then train him to bite gay people.

Larry, Curly, or Moe.

ooh one more post!

I will call you Roy and together we will rule the universe!

snot

fangool

triptofan

beezley

maynard

travis of the cosmos

shithead

krablar

runaarunaa

bartleby

dioji (dee-oh-gee get it?)

Mushu.

So wrong but SO right...



*pinch pinch* When he lays down it does sort of look like the Krablar Dance.

Ludo

dogament


atticus



sillyboynuttybuddytaboulieatingfriendofmine



I'd go with #3.

Wilt as in UK Alum Wilt Chamberlin

He was actually a KU alum...UK is Kentucky. But good idea nonetheless.

I've decided to go with Cody. It's pretty vanilla in comparison with a lot of everyone's creative names, but I like it. It's two syllables and easy to say. Thanks for your input everyone!

Ned Zissou

soo....Poochy ok with everyone?

On an unrelated note..

How do you keep a dog from humping your leg?














Pick him up and suck his dick.

Alex P. Keaton

FYP

Fog seems like a much better KU choice.

Name the b_itch Dartanian... Cody?? LAME

name it Hurricane, Chris Berman, or Chet.

I can't believe you passed up the chance to say, "Dick pooped on the carpet."

Do you ever wonder what happened to the dogs they sent to space in the early days of the space program? I have a feeling they will come back to earth one day and really be pissed. I hope I am not around the day the super intelgent space dogs come back and exact there revenge. Damn this is some good weed.

I hate you so much.


Thank God this dog will never know the boundaries of annoying that suffix pushes further and further with each passing day.

Jack or Jimmy

Mean to the dog: Name him No, then watch the confusion every time you call him.

"Come here No! Come here No!"

Mean to other people: Name him Whatdog.

"Aww, that's a cute dog...what's his name?" "Whatdog?" "That dog right there...isn't he yours? What's his name?" "Whatdog?"


Since you're obviously into poker, you may as well take the obvious route and name him Doyle, Stu or Reese, those are pretty good dog names. Or you could name him after your favorite card in the deck (Ace, Deuce, Trey, etc...actually, that dog totally looks like a Trey).

Or just do what we did when I was a kid, take your favorite letter in the alphabet and start flipping through the phone book until you find a good name that starts with that letter.

Consider this though...you're taking the advice of a guy who has a Black Lab named Shadow.

It's not my fault, I didn't name him.

GL

Deeoogee

I've heard naming it "Go Away", so it's "Come here, Go Away!"


Nice, I like it.


I wanna have a cat named "Dog" and a dog named "Cat"...
Person: What's the dog's name?
Me: Cat...
Person: No, the dog!
Me: Cat...
Person: Ok, what's the cat's name?
Me: Dog...
Person: I hate you and your face!



btw, my cat's name is "Budweiser ***** Brains"...but he goes by "Buddy".

Click to view attachmentOur new dog we got at Christmas. Jordan.

I have a plan to name all of my future pets after epic videogame villains.

Gannon, KingBowser, and MotherBrain are the first three on the list....


I can't wait until the look on somebody's (wife?) face when I name our third dog "Mother Brain." I mean, Gannon's kinda weird, but in a cuteway. KingBowser's not bad, because you can just call him Bowser, and that's recognizable and cute.

But then I drop the hammer, and name the third dog- regardless of sex- MotherBrain. No getting around that one. I'm just weird, bitch!

Chip Stack

Rueben Reamus

Name your dog Babineaux.


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Sparticus

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