Ok, it's the Chinese New Year. All the crazy gamboolers (yep, those guys who cold call 4 bets preflop with 83s and hit a runner runner flush cos they got the gambling skillz) are busy celebrating the year of the pig. To celebrate, I'm giving away free monies. The rules are simple.

48th post gets $1.88.
88th post gets $2.88.
188th post gets $8.88.

Money will be given via a Stars transfer, so don't bother unless you have a Stars account. Also, the topic of this thread will be Asian poker players. In case you're wondering what's with all the 8's, well, Chinese ppl like the number 8.

Let us gogogogo!

My former general manager at Yosaku, Ram

Introduced me to Chinese Poker, which was my first poker game.

some chinese guy at foxwoods sneezed all over me like 3 times in 10 minutes. i didn't like him.

Juan Gu was another waiter, he introduced me to gambling bills with the serial numbers.

It took me one three minute session to figure out I need to pick the bill out of his roll.

I was thinking about Szcechuan Panda tonight.

I guess you could consider that gambling.

Shouldnt this be "pinned" at the top of general forum with the rest of the scams promotions?

I take it you didn't make the Protege final table?

I have never had sex with an asian girl

Had myself some goot chinese foodaments tooooonight

wow, i really hope i

zomgzomg chinaments!

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PokerStars Game #8493180865: Tournament #43270791, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/02/17 - 21:25:34 (ET)
Table '43270791 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: ruin269ing (1500 in chips)
Seat 3: xskipahk150x (1300 in chips)
Seat 4: newfiepoop (1120 in chips)
Seat 5: wendymac (1600 in chips)
Seat 6: Mickle00 (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: jstoth (2040 in chips)
Seat 8: musicmansix (1480 in chips)
Seat 9: Cajmere (1500 in chips)
wendymac: posts small blind 10
Mickle00: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Mickle00 [Ks Ad]
jstoth: folds
musicmansix: calls 20
Cajmere: folds
ruin269ing: folds
xskipahk150x: folds
newfiepoop: calls 20
wendymac: calls 10
Mickle00: raises 1480 to 1500 and is all-in
musicmansix: folds
newfiepoop: calls 1100 and is all-in
wendymac: folds
*** FLOP *** [4c 7d Kd]
*** TURN *** [4c 7d Kd] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [4c 7d Kd 6d] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mickle00: shows [Ks Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
newfiepoop: shows [Ah 6c] (a pair of Sixes)
Mickle00 collected 2280 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2280 | Rake 0
Board [4c 7d Kd 6d 2d]
Seat 1: ruin269ing folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: xskipahk150x folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: newfiepoop (button) showed [Ah 6c] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 5: wendymac (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Mickle00 (big blind) showed [Ks Ad] and won (2280) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 7: jstoth folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: musicmansix folded before Flop
Seat 9: Cajmere folded before Flop (didn't bet)



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haha....this is awesome

PokerStars Game #8493310349: Tournament #43270791, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/02/17 - 21:34:25 (ET)
Table '43270791 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: ruin269ing (1290 in chips)
Seat 3: xskipahk150x (1170 in chips)
Seat 5: wendymac (1570 in chips)
Seat 6: Mickle00 (3030 in chips)
Seat 7: jstoth (2045 in chips)
Seat 8: musicmansix (2935 in chips)
musicmansix: posts small blind 15
ruin269ing: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Mickle00 [7d 6h]
xskipahk150x: calls 30
wendymac: folds
Mickle00: calls 30
jstoth: calls 30
musicmansix: calls 15
ruin269ing: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kh 5c 5h]
musicmansix: checks
ruin269ing: checks
xskipahk150x: bets 30
Mickle00: raises 120 to 150
jstoth: folds
musicmansix: folds
ruin269ing: folds
xskipahk150x: calls 120
*** TURN *** [Kh 5c 5h] [Ah]
xskipahk150x: checks
Mickle00: checks
*** RIVER *** [Kh 5c 5h Ah] [2d]
xskipahk150x: checks
Mickle00: bets 990
xskipahk150x: folds
Mickle00 collected 450 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 450 | Rake 0
Board [Kh 5c 5h Ah 2d]
Seat 1: ruin269ing (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: xskipahk150x folded on the River
Seat 5: wendymac folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Mickle00 collected (450)
Seat 7: jstoth (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: musicmansix (small blind) folded on the Flop


JOKEAMENTS

LOL AMENTAMENTS

Will ship $1.88 to the first person to find me and spam "I'M A PRETTY LADY" atleast 10 times at my table.


LOL CROSSDRESSAMENTS

Full Tilt Poker Game #1818863399: FTOPS Event #9 (11292374), Table 50 - 500/1000 - Pot Limit Hold'em - 21:36:12 ET - 2007/02/17
Seat 1: xxWADExx (18,462)
Seat 2: Erick Lindgren (39,986)
Seat 3: THAY3R (36,050)
Seat 4: Oakley1 (21,570)
Seat 5: mcentinc (5,127)
Seat 6: yellowhammer (34,282)
Seat 7: twindad00 (8,124)
Seat 8: of carrington (20,143)
Seat 9: slavikk (13,196)
twindad00 posts the small blind of 500
of carrington posts the big blind of 1,000
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
slavikk has 15 seconds left to act
slavikk folds
xxWADExx folds
Erick Lindgren raises to 3,000
THAY3R calls 3,000
Oakley1 calls 3,000
mcentinc folds
yellowhammer folds
twindad00 folds
of carrington calls 2,000
*** FLOP *** [9c 8h 2c]
of carrington bets 12,500
Erick Lindgren folds
THAY3R raises to 33,050, and is all in
Oakley1 calls 18,570, and is all in
of carrington calls 4,643, and is all in
THAY3R shows [Td Tc]
Oakley1 shows [9d 9h]
of carrington shows [4s 8s]
Uncalled bet of 14,480 returned to THAY3R
*** TURN *** [9c 8h 2c] [3c]
THAY3R: booo
*** RIVER *** [9c 8h 2c 3c] [6c]
THAY3R shows a flush, Ten high
Oakley1 shows three of a kind, Nines
THAY3R: ooooo
THAY3R wins the side pot (2,854) with a flush, Ten high
of carrington shows a pair of Eights
THAY3R wins the main pot (63,929) with a flush, Ten high
of carrington stands up
Oakley1 stands up
ThomasToget sits down
ThomasToget adds 24,094
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 66,783 Main pot 63,929. Side pot 2,854. | Rake 0
Board: [9c 8h 2c 3c 6c]
Seat 1: xxWADExx didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Erick Lindgren folded on the Flop
Seat 3: THAY3R showed [Td Tc] and won (66,783) with a flush, Ten high
Seat 4: Oakley1 showed [9d 9h] and lost with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 5: mcentinc didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: yellowhammer (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: twindad00 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: of carrington (big blind) showed [4s 8s] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 9: slavikk didn't bet (folded)

runnerrunnerclubaments

POKERSTARS GAME #7608704389: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.05/$0.10)
Table 'Agenor' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Mickle00 ($13.80 in chips)
Seat 3: dejikoko ($14.30 in chips)
Seat 4: 3minors ($10 in chips)
Seat 5: ThatSamIAm ($4.10 in chips)
Seat 6: renkert ($9.60 in chips)
Seat 7: Fireeye1 ($15 in chips)
Seat 8: dolly87194 ($18.85 in chips)
dolly87194: posts small blind $0.05
Mickle00: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Mickle00 [Kd Kc]
dejikoko: folds
3minors: folds
ThatSamIAm: folds
renkert: raises $0.40 to $0.50
Fireeye1: folds
dolly87194: folds
Mickle00: calls $0.40
*** FLOP *** [9d 6h 4h]
Mickle00: checks
renkert: checks
*** TURN *** [9d 6h 4h] [4c]
Mickle00: bets $0.50
renkert: calls $0.50
*** RIVER *** [9d 6h 4h 4c] [5s]
Mickle00: bets $2
renkert: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mickle00: shows [Kd Kc] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
renkert: shows [Ad As] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
renkert collected $5.80 from pot
Mickle00 said, "lol smoothcallaments"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6.05 | Rake $0.25
Board [9d 6h 4h 4c 5s]
Seat 1: Mickle00 (big blind) showed [Kd Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fours
Seat 3: dejikoko folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: 3minors folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ThatSamIAm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: renkert showed [Ad As] and won ($5.80) with two pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 7: Fireeye1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: dolly87194 (small blind) folded before Flop

Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

I cant believe that Barkley won the race. I'm glad I didnt bet it.

PokerStars Game #8493839327: Tournament #43270791, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/02/17 - 22:10:15 (ET)
Table '43270791 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: dsrtwnd (12250 in chips)
Seat 3: exotic8 (545 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: lovergirl19 (4190 in chips)
Seat 5: wendymac (1300 in chips)
Seat 6: Mickle00 (5675 in chips)
Seat 7: jstoth (3040 in chips)
Mickle00: posts small blind 75
jstoth: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Mickle00 [3c 6h]
dsrtwnd: calls 150
exotic8: folds
lovergirl19: folds
wendymac: calls 150
Mickle00: calls 75
jstoth: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kd 3s 5d]
Mickle00: checks
jstoth: bets 150
dsrtwnd: folds
wendymac: calls 150
Mickle00: calls 150
*** TURN *** [Kd 3s 5d] [4s]
Mickle00: checks
jstoth: bets 150
wendymac: calls 150
Mickle00: calls 150
*** RIVER *** [Kd 3s 5d 4s] [Qh]
Mickle00: checks
jstoth: bets 150
wendymac: folds
Mickle00: raises 5075 to 5225 and is all-in
jstoth: folds
Mickle00 collected 1800 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1800 | Rake 0
Board [Kd 3s 5d 4s Qh]
Seat 2: dsrtwnd folded on the Flop
Seat 3: exotic8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: lovergirl19 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: wendymac (button) folded on the River
Seat 6: Mickle00 (small blind) collected (1800)
Seat 7: jstoth (big blind) folded on the River


donksareeasytoreadaments

PokerStars Game #8493882125: Tournament #43270791, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/02/17 - 22:13:11 (ET)
Table '43270791 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: dsrtwnd (12925 in chips)
Seat 3: exotic8 (320 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: lovergirl19 (4040 in chips)
Seat 5: wendymac (963 in chips)
Seat 6: Mickle00 (6987 in chips)
Seat 7: jstoth (1765 in chips)
lovergirl19: posts small blind 100
wendymac: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Mickle00 [Ac Ad]
Mickle00: raises 400 to 600
jstoth: raises 1165 to 1765 and is all-in
dsrtwnd: folds
exotic8: folds
lovergirl19: folds
wendymac: folds
Mickle00: calls 1165
*** FLOP *** [Ks 9c 8d]
*** TURN *** [Ks 9c 8d] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 9c 8d 2c] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mickle00: shows [Ac Ad] (a pair of Aces)
jstoth: shows [Ah Qd] (high card Ace)
Mickle00 collected 3830 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3830 | Rake 0
Board [Ks 9c 8d 2c 5d]
Seat 2: dsrtwnd folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: exotic8 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: lovergirl19 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: wendymac (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Mickle00 showed [Ac Ad] and won (3830) with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: jstoth showed [Ah Qd] and lost with high card Ace


lol raisingfromtheoneholeaments

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nowhammynowhammynowhammy

I'm in for +1

Nate robertson isnt asian!

i want money..

I like pizza.

Not only has Tuan proved that his poker skills are acute enough to compete with the best in today's poker world, he has established a new standard for winning players. His quiet and unruffled behavior at the table, his humble words to fans and fellow players alike, and his passion for and mastery of the game have gained him a tremendous amount of respect.

I'm down with that.

yes, yes yes, I like

My pc won't let me post a pic right now but I married an Asian. Does that count ??

TPIWWP

comments?

I don't like all the highlights in her hair. Just doesn't do it for me.

I love asian poker players.

woot

sn: DoinSublime (FCP)

me too

crap, one off.. this guy above me is a moron anyway..

I was thinking 48th reply not 48th post.. good effort