My affiliate sucks and they're shady taboot and I'd like to switch affiliates but don't know if this is possible. I know opening up a 2nd acct is out the of question, so I was wondering if anybody has any experience with this.

Is it possible to switch affiliates or am i just stuck with the one I have?

I'm like 99.9% sure you're stuck unless you want to open a new account. Which generally isn't advisable, unless you've got like a girlfriend or family member or something who's name you could put it in.