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Naismith
Skip this if you want any content at all. I only post in this section, though, so I thought I'd share it here rather than the hell known as general. Oh, also, this isn't even NLHE. Haha.

In the game I was at Friday night, late in the evening/early morning, the stuck players always suggest PLO to try and get some chips moving. I have about 950 in front of me at this point. A woman who I had never played with but who is a supervisor at a local legal poker club was the villain in this particular hand. She had a little over 800 in front of her (up from 100 buy in), which she kept bragging about since it was her birthday.

Okay, I'm on the button with ATT3, so I raise because it has cards that all connect! Except the three. But three out of four isn't bad (except for in Omaha...but I digress).


So I pot it for 10 dollars. She calls from the SB. Heads up Omaha!

Flop:

Ad 10d 10h

She checks. I pot it. She calls.

Turn:

3h (giving me quads, three different boats and four pair)

She checks. I pot. She re-pots. Now, she was a bit aggressive with draws and I thought there was a chance she had the Ace with a heart flush since my ace was spade-ish. I thought she might lay it down to a re-pot, so I decided to smooth call and hope the heart hit.

River:

2s

Okay, that card sucked. But still, she potted it which put her just about all in! We got the rest in and I flip my cards up casually. She nods appreciatively at my hand and waits for about ten seconds looking impressed. I know you've all seen this before...when someone plans on slow rolling you, they nod longingly at your big hand like they've never seen anything so strong but, oh, wait a minute...look what I have! After that, she smiled and goes, "nuts!" and flips up her hand:

Kd Qd Jd 8c

Man, I wish I even had a moderate bit of skill at PLO because people certainly suck at it. smile.gif
No_Neck
QUOTE (Naismith @ Sunday, February 4th, 2007, 1:26 PM) *
Skip this if you want any content at all. I only post in this section, though, so I thought I'd share it here rather than the hell known as general. Oh, also, this isn't even NLHE. Haha.


Man, I wish I even had a moderate bit of skill at PLO because people certainly suck at it. smile.gif



ROFLCOPTERS! SHE HAD THE STRAIGHT BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Highlow16
youve just inspired me to play more PLO
Naismith
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Sunday, February 4th, 2007, 10:52 AM) *
ROFLCOPTERS! SHE HAD THE STRAIGHT BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!


Royal Flush! Where's my bad beat jackpot? Shiiiiip it!
simo_8ball
QUOTE (No_Neck @ Sunday, February 4th, 2007, 6:52 PM) *
ROFLCOPTERS! SHE HAD THE STRAIGHT BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

LoLzErBeaMz?
Money022
Nice. I'm now playing PLO.
Naismith
Well, I have a zero content question to throw out there, so I figured no reason to start another worthless thread. smile.gif

Can anyone recommend some good poker blogs in terms of hand discussion at stakes above 1-2 NL?

Thanks
Jordan
last I checked, A3 makes a wheel.

doink.

- Jordan
David_Nicoson
I'd actually feel bad for this person if you she hadn't attempted the slow roll.
Naismith
QUOTE (David_Nicoson @ Sunday, February 4th, 2007, 2:27 PM) *
I'd actually feel bad for this person if you she hadn't attempted the slow roll.


I'd feel bad for this person if I didn't use the money the next morning to buy a ticket to London for a week. smile.gif

Also, she's thrown me out of the card room for forgetting my ID when, 1) we go there all the time, 2) you need to be 18 to get in and 3) I'm about to turn 30.
David_Nicoson
QUOTE (Naismith @ Sunday, February 4th, 2007, 6:56 PM) *
Also, she's thrown me out of the card room for forgetting my ID when, 1) we go there all the time, 2) you need to be 18 to get in and 3) I'm about to turn 30.

In that case, I feel bad that the stakes weren't even higher.
CBass1724
She definitely had nuts if she tried to slow roll your quads as it is.

Did you tap the table and tell her "nice hand" and stack your chips?
Head_Trauma
Well if she didn't understand the rules, you should have given her half the pot. It's only fair.
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