.....Happy birthday Joey Jo Jo..... I think

Is it just me or was it his birthday recently. It says that today is his birthday but I could have sworn that it was his birthday last time I looked at the list of whose birthday it was. I smell a conspiracy.

Also, that's the worse name I've ever heard!

oh.

Yeah he's a cheeky bastard that keeps changing his birth date. I think he has had about 3 or 4 birthdays so far, I doubt that it really is today.

JJJ doesn't have a real birthday because he's not a real person.

I fixed your post in the interest of accuracy.

I kept changing my age too. I really wanted somebody to say something like, "You're 14 years old? Well that explains it." Or "You're 52 years old? Well that explains it."

I guess I'll have to look for new secret ways to entertain myself.

I say we ban him. He contributes nothing anyway. If he's going to go out of his way to mock this forum by changing his birthday all willy nilly, then we don't need him.

QFT

fourthted

I say we make him a mod.

did you guys hear that when they hung saddams brother a few days after they hung sadadam, his brothers head poped off because the cord was too long!

I don't know if it's true, maybe we should ask mythbusters.

That JoeyJoJo bastaard...I sent him birthday wishes and he never even acknowledged it

It's true.... but we should make Mythbusters do it anyway. That show rocks.

I agree with this 100%... attempting to disrupt the day to day activity of this buisness venture organization trying to make a tidy profit from terrible gaming software forum is utterly horrible.


ban the man


gg jjj

thirded.


I'm sure somebody else meant to second this.

ninthed.

Ok fine, that wasn't funny. Fuck you.

But I feel like making somebody a mod isn't really a step up. It seems like it adds work for them and gives them responsibility. We should only give him the powers of a mod but let him use them however he wishes. Will he use his newly acquired powers for good.... or for evil? Will JJJ single handedly take down this entire forum with his wanton use of force, drunk on his own power?

Maybe if he gets so out of control we'll have to find someone else, give them the so called power of the mods, send him into the forums, and have him battle JJJ.

Where's RodReynolds. We need to make a movie about this, stat.

Does anyone know if the Sword of a Thousand Truths exists in the world of FCP?

wat a prick. he didn't even say thank you. BAN HIM!!

We can't give the sword to a newb. What a great episode, how has no one noticed this?

Until you pointed it out, it was as if the words themselves were invisible to me.

It was late one Saturday night. The forums were particularly slow, an army member here, a sickie there, a couple of random trolls looking for business. JoeyJoJo got the distinct impression that they simply had FCP up on their computer, but were doing other things. He checked their profiles to see when they were last active and seeing that nobody had done anything in the last ten minutes, he made his move.

Quickly he changed the link for the army thread. Clicking on the thread actually took them to the Poker Instructional Videos forum. The only way to get into the army thread now was to click on a random general poker forum thread from five months ago; the one that had a joke about the hardest part about being in the army is telling your dad you’re gay. Nobody would know where to go, but he planned to start planting clues throughout the forum, sending them on a wild goose chase.

Next on his agenda was to unpin the Hideout and pin the sick thread, followed by swapping their titles.

These changes took less time than he anticipated, so with his spare few minutes, he pm’d dna a few times.

Getting back to work, he had one final masterstroke to execute. As he prepared to send the entire structure of the forum into chaos, one man stepped up to stop him. With his newly minted mod powers, RodReynolds began undoing all the treachery that Joey had inflicted. The battle had begun.

Joey hit Rod with a temporary suspension, but Rod quickly had it lifted. Rod countered by increasing the flood control to five minutes, but Joey was immune to flood control. Joey knocked Rod off the forum and quickly changed his password, but Rod made it back on through an administrative back door.

RodReynolds knew this battle of mod powers could only end in a standstill; he had to come up with a different strategy. He began deleting all of Joey’s posts, reasoning that this might distract him long enough to take away his mod powers.

One by one Joey’s posts were deleted. Joey pleaded with him, “You don’t know what you’re doing Rod. One day these posts will be looked back upon and studied like Shakespeare. Each word will be carefully scrutinized; students will ponder every little nuance. Are you prepared to destroy this important era of FCP history?”

Rod shot back, “Your ego is getting way too big, Joey. You are nothing but a rip off of my own carefully constructed forum personality. Step back and take a look at what you’ve become. You have become a vile and venomous man.”

“I know what I’m doing! You just don’t get it; nobody gets it. But when my plan is completed, you will see the light. I promise you this, you will see the light.”

“You’re wrong, Joey. And the Info boys have given me the powers to stop you.”

“Rod, don’t do it. Just think about what will happen tomorrow. The army, not having a place to go, will spend their time here browsing through all the various forums, searching in vain for their home. Their eyes will be opened to what is going on around them; they will see what they are missing. No longer will they be looked upon as an elitist exclusive clique. Their humor will bring out a new side of general poker. Things will CHANGE, man.”

“The Info boys don’t see things your way, Joey.”

“What about the sickies and the Hideout? Can’t you see what I’m attempting here? The indignant virgins of the sick thread will be exposed to the TOP women of the Hideout. No longer exposed to the rampant e-gayness of the sickies, they will even venture out and try to get some women of their own. The Hideout will see the humor in being e-gay and realize they don’t have to overcompensate for their homosexual feelings by posting pictures of scantily clad women all the time.”

“It’s time to end things right now. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.”

“The Info boys are militant, but they’ll listen to reason. I know they… My god, you’re not with FCPInfo at all, are you? It’s, it’s the brothers PACTInfo and RedBucketInfo. They sent you, didn’t they? I knew they were trying to upstage me from the beginning and now they want to get rid of me completely. Don’t d-”

“See you on the ground floor of the next superthread…IN HELL!”

And like that, JoeyJoJo was wiped out forever.

I like breasts...

What can I say in reference to the above post?

I feel like I'm in the audience after Beethoven preformed his 5th Symphony for the very first time. I mean, what, did they clap or something? I picture them silently sitting there and then slowly filing out, not saying a word.

Poo-Tee-Weet

I think you're overstating the quality of SBriand's post. It wasn't bad, but imo, JJJ's was far superior.

Does anyone else think that if we actually ranked posts, that JJJ would have a stranglehold on the top 10? or 50.

My post was filled with quality. I had enough quality in that post to be a GM product.

I would hope he would be in the top 10 but with so many now starting to despise him I don't know how accurate the poll would be.

I really hit my desk I was laughing so hard at this.




Maybe, though I think Smash's 50 to 1000 on Pstars may hurt him for a bit.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH! SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN. I LIKE CHICKS DUDE. I AIN'T LIKE THAT. YOU'RE PROBABLY THE ONE THAT LIKES GUYS, SINCE, YOU'RE LIKE, TALKING ABOUT IT AND STUFF. FAGGOT.

JJJ sounds really familiar.

yeah, he's the new teneight clone.

We had keith check.

Stay in the hockey forum, pls.

are you saying what i think you're saying?

Yes.

JJJ is indeed superman.

I still don't understand how you guys here didn't figure it out


I mean, they're just glasses for chrissakes.

EL HOMBRE DE LOS MOLECULOS!

I don't have any idea what this means.

The man of the molecules?

Show off.

http://hombremoleculos.ytmnd.com/

I don't think there can ever be enough cat pictures. Ever.

I think I've seen enough.

"Info boys" made me giggle

Nope. Just you.

Pretty sure this isn't right

I stole that term from Mr. Icewater.

I know the truth. You can't steal from yourself.

Happy Birthday, Joey!!!

What, are you 200 at this point?

1 member is celebrating his/her birthday today
JoeyJoJo(18)

I fell for it.
It did lok familar.
oh well. PM took me 30 seconds.

Check out my shiny new title!

Bite my shiny metal ass!

JJJ, Beans and I share the same B-Day. Nov 10th. JJJ was 3 I think.