ohh most definetely. Beyonce at number 1 is a travesty.

it must be a conspiracy if this girl is not even in the top 25...

Also, am I the only guy on the planet who thought Alba was about 100x hotter in the "Dark Angel" days than now?

I don't know, she kind of lost that exotic look that she had when she was a few years younger.


Exibit A: Before / After

Yeah. Her face looks bad in that pic, the rest of her doesn't, but I've seen better shots of her.


Agreed though. She should be up there on the list.

Just went through the list here is who shouldn't be there.

Diane Lane
Cassie
Diora Baird
Kelis???? Horrible
Alana de la Garza
Hillary Duff.... used to be a fan.... not now since she went anorexic
Zhang Ziyi
Aisha Tyler
Rosario Dawson
JLo... maybe a few years ago
Kristen Cavalleri.... F her and F Laguna Beach
Fergie... Butterface
Thandie Newton
Garcelle Beauvais
Sienna Guillory

I'll just stop here..... but this is obviously a retarded list until you get to the end.

Yeah, but how many of those would you bang?

Dude, Jolie is a nasty tramp. She is deff not hot.

The bolded ones I disagree with, and would really enjoy the oppurtunity to throw it in them.


The italicized one is so I can say:

"Paging CrackofmyAce, you're milf fantasy is being shit on in the 99 women thread. Crack to the women thread stat.




Nice avatar.


And by nice, I mean far inferior to mine. But nice.

I'd bang the s_hit out of every single one of them, and they are 5 times as good looking as any chick I've ever been with..... but for ranking purposes I don't think they should be top 100

I like Rihanna. # 20..

Christina Milian > Rihanna AINEC.

I completely agree. Dark skinned girls look a lot better with their natural dark hair than they do blonde, just like Eva Longoria.

No thanks. ( http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/fergie_i...l_a_tranny.html )

I never looked at the full list, but my God!!

I very much agree and i'm amazed they're on this list.

Totally agree. I was one of the few people who actually watched Dark Angel and really digged Alba back then. She still looks good but I'm done with her.

Same with Beyonce. I loved off the young Beyonce in the early Destiny's Child days.

So I like 'em young...sue me!

beyonce is top 50, but not top 10. gisele is easily top 10, probably top 5.

Beyonce being #1 is nuts.

I like Biel and Alba enough, but maybe not in my top 10. Top 20 though.

Personally, Elisha and Scarlett are a couple of my favs. JLH has always been a fav of mine, I'd keep her ranked higher for at least a couple more years.


And a couple from my underrated list:

The second one is unholy. I must have her. Who is that?

it's a joke, really. people that take those tests are going to be one sided to popular american actresses/models.

granted, there are many gorgeous north american/european girls...i think the best looking girls come from down south in central and south america.

you could just go walk around those countries and find your top 99 or 1k in a no less than a month.

- Jordan

It's pretty subjective, Jordan. I like British chicks and Jewish chicks, some people like blond chicks, some people like fat chicks.

it's def. subjective.

but there is a right answer

- Jordan

Oh, do I have the girl for you.

QFT

Someone tell me they wouldn't drop their current girl to do Jessica Alba.....cuz they'd be lying.

People won't stop making this argument. It's a terrible one, but every time someone says that a pretty girl isn't as pretty as she's made out to be, people jump in with, "oh please, you couldn't do an eighth that good," or "please, you'd do the **** out of that and you know it." It's true, but it has no thing to do with whether or not they're overrated.

I tend to not believe any of the pictures posted on sites like this. You'll need a better arguement than that.


I have both seasons on DVD.

I also hate myself.

You should really be MORE inclined to believe sites like that, rather than ones that actually want to make celebrities look good. I mean, it's not like it's a fake picture or something, lol.

Maybe not fake, but I've seen tons of pictures on sites like these that have obviously been tampered with. It's one thing to airbrush skin to make it look better in magazines, but some of the shit on those sites would have you believe that these people look like 90 year old burn victims.

Minka Kelly. She plays Lyla Garrity on Friday Night Lights.

Like you'd share her.

I think you are the sick thread's king of one-liners. Whilst Ron excels in prolix parodies and turd in verbose anecdotes, you turn out more succinct, quality one-liners than any other sickie. As always, nicely done.

Are you flirting with me???

Don't get excited, I was just creatively e-validating you.

Hey, CAREFUL BUDDY

Case, rested.

Are you going into the medical field like me? If not, cool. I'm not going to be a doc, just a murse.

By the end of my 976658596076 years of school, I'll technically be a doctor.

Not M.D. , but my goal is to get the Master's in psych (clinical, most likely) work school psychology or guidance counselling while working toward my doctorate.


That really has nothing to do with my avatar, but since you asked..

Nh sir. Good luck dude.

It's so cute watching the two of you talk shop with your House avatars. If I didn't like a nice pair of headlights just a smidge more than House, I'd join you guys.

Same to you.


Also, e-validation for referring to it as a "murse".

bumping, just so we have something to open in general besides Dog the Bountry Hunter topics.

Oh, and the girls are really hot, too. Viva la Hideout.

bumping old threads? is doin one of your alters, too??? oh man, lolli is going to be pissed.

Nah, just tired of the drudgery in OT and wanted to give the populace at least something worth looking at tomorrow. Lolli's always mad at me anyways, so I got nothing to lose.

Halle is delectable. Yum. Plus the topless scene in Swordfish was fantastic.

Alyssa Milano.

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How can this possibly be a legit list of the top 99 women? I started at 99 and worked my way up and was severly disappointed.

Alyssa Milano, Jessica Alba and Jennifer Love Hewitt (I know, I know) I've had a thing for for a long time but damn.

I've seen better looking women than most of these at the mall...





In Spokane...







Washington.

I lot of these woman are people that I have never even heard of.

Deffinatly a list for recognizable names. Bo to Tryst at the Wynn on a Thursday night and you will see hotter women.