Can anyone recommend a biography of Winston Churchill? Thanks.
(DAMN IT!!!!!!!! Spelled wOnston wrong. Don't hold it against me. Thanks again.)
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QUOTE (myenemy @ Friday, January 19th, 2007, 12:30 PM) 
(DAMN IT!!!!!!!! Spelled wOnston wrong. Don't hold it against me. Thanks again.)
You spelled wonston right.
Try this link.
QUOTE (JoeyJoJo @ Friday, January 19th, 2007, 3:33 PM)
Set Lists:
Going Underground (The Jam) / Monster / Before you 'cuse me (Eric Clapton)
Red House (Jimmy Hendrix) / Little Miss Can't be Wrong (Spin Doctors)
What a daunting set list they have there. o_O
So confused, Wonston or Winston?
Believe it or not, Wonston was the fun Churchill. If you thought Winston was crazy with the boozing and the philandering, you should see the zany **** Wonston used to pull!
I'm thinking sitcom. Oh, Wonston you rascal!
I'm thinking sitcom. Oh, Wonston you rascal!
Hi I just wanted you to know the Wonston Churchill website has taken a few steps forward since you posted this, with a dynamic set list viewer.
Come down and see us at our next gig if your'e in the southern UK.
Come down and see us at our next gig if your'e in the southern UK.
Finally, a serious post:
Winston Churchill has had a number of witty quips attributed to him, but
the fact is that in some cases what he said and what he is supposed to
have said are quite different. Here are some examples of what WC really
uttered:
1. Winston Churchill was getting a bit tipsy at a hoity-toity social
dinner when the aging hostess, Lady Something-Hyphenated, said, "Winston,
you're drunk!" To which Churchill replied, "I may be drunk, but you
are ugly, so fuck you."
2. At a similar function, the aging hostess remarked, "Winston, if you
were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee." To which the big
man replied, "Suck my dick."
3. Then there was the time at the Potsdam Conference when President Truman
barged into Churchill's room demanding to see him immediately. WC's
valet protested that the Prime Minister was in the bath. "I don't care,"
Truman retorted, "get him out here!" So Churchill burst into the room,
dripping wet and stark naked, and intoned, "What are you staring at, homo?"
Winston Churchill has had a number of witty quips attributed to him, but
the fact is that in some cases what he said and what he is supposed to
have said are quite different. Here are some examples of what WC really
uttered:
1. Winston Churchill was getting a bit tipsy at a hoity-toity social
dinner when the aging hostess, Lady Something-Hyphenated, said, "Winston,
you're drunk!" To which Churchill replied, "I may be drunk, but you
are ugly, so fuck you."
2. At a similar function, the aging hostess remarked, "Winston, if you
were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee." To which the big
man replied, "Suck my dick."
3. Then there was the time at the Potsdam Conference when President Truman
barged into Churchill's room demanding to see him immediately. WC's
valet protested that the Prime Minister was in the bath. "I don't care,"
Truman retorted, "get him out here!" So Churchill burst into the room,
dripping wet and stark naked, and intoned, "What are you staring at, homo?"
QUOTE (Mercury69 @ Thursday, February 28th, 2008, 9:14 AM)
Finally, a serious post:
Winston Churchill has had a number of witty quips attributed to him, but
the fact is that in some cases what he said and what he is supposed to
have said are quite different. Here are some examples of what WC really
uttered:
1. Winston Churchill was getting a bit tipsy at a hoity-toity social
dinner when the aging hostess, Lady Something-Hyphenated, said, "Winston,
you're drunk!" To which Churchill replied, "I may be drunk, but you
are ugly, so fuck you."
2. At a similar function, the aging hostess remarked, "Winston, if you
were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee." To which the big
man replied, "Suck my dick."
3. Then there was the time at the Potsdam Conference when President Truman
barged into Churchill's room demanding to see him immediately. WC's
valet protested that the Prime Minister was in the bath. "I don't care,"
Truman retorted, "get him out here!" So Churchill burst into the room,
dripping wet and stark naked, and intoned, "What are you staring at, homo?"
Winston Churchill has had a number of witty quips attributed to him, but
the fact is that in some cases what he said and what he is supposed to
have said are quite different. Here are some examples of what WC really
uttered:
1. Winston Churchill was getting a bit tipsy at a hoity-toity social
dinner when the aging hostess, Lady Something-Hyphenated, said, "Winston,
you're drunk!" To which Churchill replied, "I may be drunk, but you
are ugly, so fuck you."
2. At a similar function, the aging hostess remarked, "Winston, if you
were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee." To which the big
man replied, "Suck my dick."
3. Then there was the time at the Potsdam Conference when President Truman
barged into Churchill's room demanding to see him immediately. WC's
valet protested that the Prime Minister was in the bath. "I don't care,"
Truman retorted, "get him out here!" So Churchill burst into the room,
dripping wet and stark naked, and intoned, "What are you staring at, homo?"
Nice
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