Last night I played a Ontreal Open 100 FTP entry donkfest and I've never seen such poor play, regardless of the entry fee. People were all in with K4o and worse. Anyway, I capitalized, even after some moron went all in with 74s, one card to come, no pair, no str8 draw and sucked out a flush on me. I ended up finishing 25th out of 700+ people.
Final hand...two black Aces (I have about 45K in chips). Loosetard (about 50K in chips) bets 3xBB and I triple that up, he calls. Flop comes KQJ, two Diamonds, a dangerous board, but my read was that he didn't have a set of KQ or J, maybe TT or Ax,possibly suited. I bet half pot on the flop, buddy calls. Turn is a black rag and buddy moves all in. I'm 90% sure I'm good and I have outs, so I call. He flips up AJ diamonds for a pair of J's, a flush draw and a couple of T's for a possible split. Of course, another D comes on the river and I'm done. I checked against %'s and at no time was I an underdog.
Also on Full Tilt, in a $10 freezeout, I recover from some early woes and go on a small run to get in position to make it into the money. In BB, I get KQ Hearts (shortstacked). SB min raises (blinds are 400/800, 50 ante) and I call. I know, i should have pushed, but...Anyway, board comes T9x, two hearts. Buddy min bets and I push my last 900 or so, he flips up QJo for a str8 draw with two cards to comes and bags it on the river. I have a feeling he was calling me down regardless of whether I push preflop or postflop, so the suckout was coming anyway. Where do I finish? 46th , of course, one off the money. Again, at no time was I an underdog.
When will the assreaming end? I played like a fckn genius for most of this tourney on to get fckn donked out on. o;uahdf;ghaw'GHD'ALRKHEGAKOHSDV';LKHSD'GKL'AWREOFH;Jasghfui;wghet
