i would eat my own feces for $100.

Actually...I'd love to drink a cup of cum...

I'd suck three dicks for the flying car.

How about I let you suck my dick 3 times?

Do you have a flying car?

i will give cui4yearsdan $101 if he eats his own feces.

nobody else would pay to see this?

I would let my brother penetrate me for an autographed picture of Robert Varkonyi!

I will cut the nuts off the next person who randomly posts red buckets...

so is this thread just going to be highlights of that other thread?

Let me be your baloney pony!

i will give cui4yearsdan $101 if he eats his own feces.

nobody else would pay to see this?

I stated from the beginning that the random number generators were working correctly the whole time. But they do infact create the entire hand before the hand even starts

Your right. I never seen Purple Rain. I don't listen music because I'm deaf.
I'm 40 years old.

OH, OK. I'LL EXPLAIN IT THEN.
PRINCE DRIVES APALONIA TO A LAKE AND TELLS HER SHE NEEDS TO CLEANSE HERSELF IN LAKE MINNETONKA. SHE GETS NUDE AND DIVES IN. HE LETS HER DO IT. THEN HE TELLS HER THAT THAT LAKE ISN'T LAKE MINNETONKA.
THAT TRICKY PRINCE. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, APALONIA LOOKED GOOD NAKED. GOT IT NOW. I WASN'T INSULTING MN PEOPLE. I LOVE KIRBY PUCKETT.

To be honest, the line is getting blurrier and blurrier. I have a bad feeling in a few months I'll find myself making out with a guy I don't know, alone in his room, and find myself thinking, "Dude, this is so hilarious. You think he thinks I'm REALLY gay?!"

Wang

and showing me an email from some man who says.

"I assure you our hands are random generated as they go.

Sincerely,
Muhamad Nahaspetaliteapetalahn."

is hardly proof.

NoSup4u is like a good luck charm. Anytime he rails me at a final table, I destroy it. I am going to give 3/4 of all my winnings to him from now till the end of time.

Before this thread gets locked:
Mark

Well as most of you know i am done for poker for a long time.

...

I am sticking to playing no poker for awhile, this fortunate event wont change that but it shouldl be a fun trip with or without poker.

Sometimes while watching television, I like to cup my balls.

QUOTE(Tritz @ Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, 8:51 PM)
I stated from the beginning that the random number generators were working correctly the whole time. But they do infact create the entire hand before the hand even starts

It's true. Prove me wrong.

fat people hate fat people and skiny people hate fat people

I don't think I've ever met a fat clausterphobic. Every clausterphobic I have ever met has been super skinny.

Is that because all the fat people are making the skinny people feel clausterphobic?

Has anyone ever met a fat clausterphobic?

that is all.....
also.. why is it when i decide to actually take a chance out of my br.. i go completely card dead and am forced to drop back to my normal level with my tail between my legs?

If it didn't lok wrong the first time, it should have the second, third, or fourth.

Claustrophobic. Claustrophobic. Claustrophobic. Claustrophobic.

NoSup4u is the single best poster on FCP. As a matter of fact, he is a better Canadian than I am. I am going to give him 3/4 of all my poker winnings from this point forward.

To Speedz:

Your words are warm like butter, they flow from those luscious lips like grapes from a vine. Oh how I would love to caress those silky lips.... *sigh*

With every passing day that I'm away from you my heart aches with sadness. Your posts, oh how they bring a smile to my face... the posts fill that gaping void of not being able to spoon with you nightly.

No one could understand our love... our forbidden love. A poker fan and a poker player crossing paths on the internet.

They mock you Speedz, but I know our love is so strong that they could never take that away from us. No longer will I hide from the world. In fact, when I play in the next WPT tournament my hat will not read "Full Contact Poker." No, instead, it will simply read, "I love Speedz."

Sweet dreams my love.... be strong.

I'm a ceramic artist, and I made you something out of clay. Its a really nice vase, and because your my favorite poker player, and this site is awesome, I thought it would be an honor to make you something really nice. How should I send it to you?

Winner.

It warms my cockles every time I read it.

It erectifies my cock every time I read it.

The threads in my pants give off a gay vibe.

Mine ass swells when I think of you.

Winner.

okay...i need a link to that thread. there's no way daniel wrote that.

okay...i need a link to that thread. there's no way daniel wrote that.

it's true, it's true

it's in the sick thread, more easily found here: http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...eanu&st=240

..Ahem.

Women who think their opinions are valid and worth sharing are often wrong about one of the two, though, usually both.

So..shut it, lady.

OH, who am I kidding. You're a bitch, and that gets me hard..

Let's make it happen.

Just promise to do the dishes and a load of laundry before ya leave.

Thanks.

...
There isn't a person I can't stand more than a fat American girl...
...God bless America, and F- whoever stands in our way.

throw me a bone dudes...there's 19 pages. which page?

ps turdy has some gold in the chateu des sexe thread

okay...i need a link to that thread. there's no way daniel wrote that.

well i just got back from the hospital with 2 wrapped up feet.
they don't hurt now though because of all the local pumped into them, but they will hurt like a ***** tomorrow they say.
and I'm also a bit grogged up from the drugs they gave me.
i don't understand why they gave me local as well though.

Should have asked them to sew up your vagina.

Wireless Texas Hold'em Poker Coming to Casinos
Harrah's Brand Moves With the Future

Progressive Gaming International Corporation (PGIC) is set to help casinos make more money than ever before with the introduction of a new way to play Texas hold’em poker. Using the World Series of Poker “Peer to Peer” Texas hold’em game, players will be able to play poker on wired or wireless devices away from the traditional poker table.

Players will play poker on a secure intranet server managed from within casinos that have the legal jurisdiction to offer this type of service. This unique service will allow players to play poker in restaurants, clubs, and possibly even their rooms. This futuristic solution not only benefits players by giving them greater access to the tables, but also helps casinos make use of unused gaming space.

According to Harrah’s senior vice president of gaming Ken Weil, this product is a perfect fit for casinos around the globe.

i smelt something like this coming.

it looks like it only takes place inside the casino/hotel.

i can only imagine what's next.

I imagine a wireless form of poker that can be played over the internet. Through laptops, personal PC's, desktops, etc etc... In the comfort of their own home, even! You won't have to play at the casinos to play poker.. You can jump in a game, play, leave any time you want... It'll be as convenient as can be, and will pave the way for the future!

Oh, wait..

that's so crazy it just might work!

but will the government go for it?

nice sweater.

does it come in a men's?

QUOTE(Ron_Mexico @ Thursday, September 21st, 2006, 9:17 AM)

maybe, but you're still as dumb as a bag of hammers


YES!! My forum dreams realized, I've been slandered by Ron_Mexico, what an honor. Hey Ron, maybe you can mail me a bottle of your piss to pour on my face in front of my family. And while Im doing it, I'll proudly proclaim, "This is Ron Mexico's piss." (I'll let a little dribble into my mouth for effect.) Let me know about that.

Click this little button after DN's name in the post.