Zsta2k6 has never seen an episode of 90210 or Saved by the Bell. What the fuck? How completely deprived are our youth? I am only 26 and yet I feel 50 right now.

I know...these punks and what they're missing these days. Next you'll meet a kid who's never seen an episode of thundercats or GI Joe or...and I shudder to think about this...doesn't remember the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie......

And knowing is half the battle..

egads the horror...

the psychological minds of our youth not understanding the power of the real Shredder.

I couldn't imagine the thought.

I just turned 26 today and have seen all of these shows...chose not to watch Thundercats though.

Saved by the Bell rules...I have all of the seasons available on DVD.

I'm 27 and can say i haven't seen more than 10 seconds of 90210 but have probably seen every saved by the bell lol.
I feel old when people have never owned a cassette.

wtf... I said I DID see saved by the bell... and the college version....

TBS was running back to back reruns of it 10-11am last year, hasn't been doing it lately, but I'm sure it won't be the last we see of it. Too classic.

Hey WKTS hows things, Also The OC rules! please post if you like The OC.

Guess I just read it wrong?

[23:48] <Yoda^Work> fuck, our youth has not seen 90210?
[23:49] <Yoda^Work> saved by the bell?
[23:49] <zsta2k6> saved by the bell? no....
[23:49] <staniv> u havent seen 9021hoes
[23:49] <Yoda^Work> oh you are so deprived

Woah, Negs posted. You're still gay!

saved by the bell was great. the college years wasn't too good though

Hey Negs... doing well... never seen the OC (and never want to)...and for the record, have only seen 1 episode of 90210.

so i guess if you were to see it you would like it, ONE TO ME!

<Yoda^Work> ****, our youth has not seen 90210?
<Yoda^Work> saved by the bell?
<zsta2k6> saved by the bell? no....
<staniv> u havent seen 9021hoes
<Yoda^Work> oh you are so deprived
<zsta2k6> err... yes.. watched it... gay... dont think so
<Yoda^Work> saved by the bell had TBS reruns last year for a few

post the whole log next time

And for Ron and Negs..

oh god....plus, imagine if they never heard "Go Ninja Go!"

It was a devastating moment the first time I realized someone would consider me old. I'm 29 now, but was 27 at the time and was hitting on this gorgeous 18 year old hottie. She said, "Well you're a little older than I'm used to dating." Immediately I began to panic. Thoughts of buying a (second) sports car raced through my mind.

But I did what any of us should do under those circumstances - I took her home that night and stuck it in her pooper.

Nice ten inch inseam. I'm glad it's changed.

bravo good sir.....played that hand perfectly.

just imagine how much better "showgirls" would have been if Kelly Kapowski starred in it...

I love it when the Alternative station plays Nirvana or Sublime, and some dumbass kid calls in asking who that was. I'm 24 and that makes me feel old.

know how i know youre gay?

I jus bought the first movie on DVD. I watched it and still love it.

maan fcuk that siht. I own it on VHS.


Damn right.

I remember seeing it at the theater... that theater ceases to exist...

How about never owned any vinyl? I actually had a reel-to-reel as a kid.

BTW, how does anybody survive without never having seen the PSA's at the end of GI Joe episodes?
Knowing is half the battle? Truer words have never been spoken.

So you're saying you didn't like Saved by the Bell?

I've never seen Thudercats...When I was much younger He-Man was the show I watched, I'm not sure if that was on the same time as Thundercats or before or after though.

No no... Saved by the bell is fine, but Thundercats is pretty much the best thing ever.

It was more the combo of not watching that, AND loving SBTB.

I liked her better during her stint on 90210. She put on a couple of lbs (a couple too many during one season) and was completely slutty. Love it


Got one I don't already have on my wall?

Dude I grew up on reruns of 90210 and Saved by the Bell and I'm not even 19 yet. Soo to answer the OP's question you're not old...

I wish girls were more like this in high school. From wwtdd.com

Just weeks after separating from some nobody, former something or other Marilyn Manson is now dating some chick. Umm, 19-year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood. Whoever the hell that is. Manson is 38. I can only imagine the shock I would feel if I knew who any of these people were or why they were famous. Thankfully People magazine does, and they say,

Dear God I hope the rest of the day isn't like this. There might as well be stories about my paperboy. The only interesting thing related to this dates back to this blind item that the New York Post ran seven months ago:


That was reportedly about Wood when she was dating Ed Norton. He was 36, she was 18 and confused about what rough sex really is. Girls seem to think rough sex is when a handsome stranger with a long wind swept mane of hair rips open her blouse, then covers her eyes with a velvet blindfold and feeds her strawberries on a pirate ship. A more realistic scenario is for the princess to say "donkey punch" because she heard it on Sex and the City one time, then she hears a pop, then everything gets dark, then she wakes up 15 hours later wondering why her ******* hurts.

This paragraph is gold.

That's how he rolls, 24/7. I can't get enough of his humor. I'll find a couple of gems.
EDIT:
On Britney:
Despite the claims made by her representatives, the real reason Britney Spears passed out at the New Years Eve party she was hosting for the nightclub Pure at Caesars Palace was because she was drunk even before the party began. TMZ says:

We have sources who saw the drink-by-drink as Brit put away "lots of sake" before she made it to Las Vegas' PURE nightclub for a reported $400,000 party-hosting gig.

Another contributing factor in her early depature may be that everyone at the party hated her, and weren't shy about letting her know:

Reports this morning suggested that Brit's woozy exit from Pure may have been precipitated by distinctly unflattering heckling from the crowd … her exit may have been caused, in part, by the catcalls of other PURE patrons…

Oh dear god those poor kids. In the upcoming custody battle, their choices are this or Kevin Federline. They'd have a better chance being raised by wolves. Britney probably has the edge because she has all the money and might at least recognize the fat one. Kevin would show up in court and have no idea which kids he was fighting for. You could take Kevin and hold up three pictures: one would be a picture of him holding Jayden who is wearing a shirt that says Jayden, one would be a map of Canada, one would just say "4 + 4 = 8".

Lawyer - "Now Kevin which one of these pictures shows your son Jayden?"
Kevin - "(long pause) ... (long pause) Is it Canada?"
Lawyer - "No."
Kevin - "(long pause) ... Is it 4?"
Lawyer - "No."
Kevin - "I mean 8."
Lawyer - "No."
Kevin - "(long pause) ... (long pause) Is it Canada?"

On Lohan:
Various reports now say Lindsay Lohan had surgery today to remove her appendix. TMZ says:

Leslie Sloane, Lindsay's rep, tells TMZ that Lindsay was not feeling well and went to the doctor yesterday. The doctor performed several tests and determined that Lindsay was suffering from appendicitis. Doctors asked her to return to the hospital today to remove her appendix as a precaution. Sloane says Lindsay is resting comfortably.

What the hell. This chick is in the hospital twice a week. If you're 20-years-old, and you're not a coal miner or ultimate fighter, and you're in the hospital this much, something's up. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with being stupid.

On Paris:
Paris Hilton tells Brit Newspaper that Daily Star that she is planning to marry boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, and Britney Spears will be her maid of honor. Paris says:

"It's true. I am going to get married. I want a fairytale wedding and Britney’s going to be my matron of honor. She can advise me."

This sounds like the usual idiot rambling that Paris does for attention, but in June of 2005, when Paris was set to marry Paris Latsis - the other Greek shipping heir - the always great Radar Online said this:

While the tabs typically gush about the Hiltons $1 billion fortune, "(they) have long scraped by on freebies and a modest trust fund. The truth is, there are so many Hiltons out there that each one is due only a few million," a source close to the family says. The unnamed source goes on to claim that "(Paris will) definitely get pregnant very quickly. It'll guarantee her an income for life."

Being a dumb whore isn't the money making extravaganza you might imagine, and no one really pays Paris to do this stuff, and she spends a hell of a lot more than she "earns" so it makes sense if she's trying to trick this idiot out of a few million. And he'd be a fool to let Paris Hilton get away. What a catch! No, not really. She's a whore. I even heard that one time the fire marshal shut down her vagina because there were too many people in there. Zing!

And:


Paris Hilton says she wants to have lots of kids in the very near future and feels she's qualified because of her loving rapport with animals (as seen above). Paris says,

"It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids."

According to the banner picture, "heart-pounding terror" is what she has to offer kids. And a VD as they enter the world. This kid could be aborted and have a better life.

Anyone remember The Great Space Coaster?

Best first post evar?

I remember watching the Munsters and Giligan's Island as a kid. Mmmmm Maryanne. I'm old.

Centurions pwns SBTB

"power extreme...man and machine!"

I've owned vinyl but that i understand when a 21 year old hasn't owned one, but tapes?

Gilligan's Island rocked it was on before the beverky hillbillies after school
Munster's was a great canadian answer to the addams but i never figgered out how a frankenstein and vampire
reproduce a werewolf?

taking me back to my youth dude....nicely done

don't forget

VOLTRON KICKS ***!!!

what was that show where the heros and villians had these staffs with different creatures on them?

they could make the creature come out of the staff and destroy stuff.

man, it's driving me crazy thinking of the show's name...

Voltron was cool. What was the show where the heroes were like birds and their uniforms were similar to the Voltron outfits? It's not Silverhawks. I can't remember.