Full Version: Here's A Picture Of A Yellow Bucket
Here is a child in need of a red bucket.
I fucking hate red buckets. You bastard!
I see your red bucket and raise you
Here is a guy with a bucket on his head.
This is quite obviously the most subtle piece of spam ever. He creates an account, gets a few hundy posts, then springs his trap. He posts of photo of a red bucket, knowing full well that this will trigger an almost pavlovian response in at least 2/3rds of the forum readers to compulsively seek out a red bucket for immediate purchase. Now comes the really diabolical part: he doesn't post a link to his website selling red buckets for he knows in his heart of hearts that the techno-savvy uber-nerds (his target demographic) of this, and several other forums will instantly seek out where to buy the beautiful red bucket utilizing the good old internet search engine google. This will drive searches for red buckets to the #1 search item of all time, which will consequently drive his website to the number one trafficked site in the world, bypassing such buzzworthy favorites as youtube and all others by a clear margin. He then sells his domain name for eleventy brazillion dollars, buys an army three times larger than that of China and takes over the world, creating a one-world government which, any conspiracy theorist can tell you, hastens the apocalypse and the end of days.
Nice try mister anti-christ, but I ain't having nothin' to do with no red buckets.
Nice try mister anti-christ, but I ain't having nothin' to do with no red buckets.
QUOTE (hank213 @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 11:22 AM) 
This is quite obviously the most subtle piece of spam ever. He creates an account, gets a few hundy posts, then springs his trap. He posts of photo of a red bucket, knowing full well that this will trigger an almost pavlovian response in at least 2/3rds of the forum readers to compulsively seek out a red bucket for immediate purchase. Now comes the really diabolical part: he doesn't post a link to his website selling red buckets for he knows in his heart of hearts that the techno-savvy uber-nerds (his target demographic) of this, and several other forums will instantly seek out where to buy the beautiful red bucket utilizing the good old internet search engine google. This will drive searches for red buckets to the #1 search item of all time, which will consequently drive his website to the number one trafficked site in the world, bypassing such buzzworthy favorites as youtube and all others by a clear margin. He then sells his domain name for eleventy brazillion dollars, buys an army three times larger than that of China and takes over the world, creating a one-world government which, any conspiracy theorist can tell you, hastens the apocalypse and the end of days.
Nice try mister anti-christ, but I ain't having nothin' to do with no red buckets.
Nice try mister anti-christ, but I ain't having nothin' to do with no red buckets.
I bet you wouldn't say that if you had a red bucket...
New superthread?
(Trademark: RodReynolds)
(Trademark: RodReynolds)
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 11:36 AM)
New superthread?
(Trademark: RodReynolds)
(Trademark: RodReynolds)
Ground floor. Hooya
QUOTE (JSHamm @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 1:29 PM)
I bet you wouldn't say that if you had a red bucket...
get thee behind me satan.....and no checking out my butt....
QUOTE (hank213 @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 1:22 PM)
This is quite obviously the most subtle piece of spam ever. He creates an account, gets a few hundy posts, then springs his trap. He posts of photo of a red bucket, knowing full well that this will trigger an almost pavlovian response in at least 2/3rds of the forum readers to compulsively seek out a red bucket for immediate purchase. Now comes the really diabolical part: he doesn't post a link to his website selling red buckets for he knows in his heart of hearts that the techno-savvy uber-nerds (his target demographic) of this, and several other forums will instantly seek out where to buy the beautiful red bucket utilizing the good old internet search engine google. This will drive searches for red buckets to the #1 search item of all time, which will consequently drive his website to the number one trafficked site in the world, bypassing such buzzworthy favorites as youtube and all others by a clear margin. He then sells his domain name for eleventy brazillion dollars, buys an army three times larger than that of China and takes over the world, creating a one-world government which, any conspiracy theorist can tell you, hastens the apocalypse and the end of days.
Nice try mister anti-christ, but I ain't having nothin' to do with no red buckets.
Nice try mister anti-christ, but I ain't having nothin' to do with no red buckets.
Anyone who changes their avatar to The Red Bucket will hold a hallowed place in the New World Order. Officialdoms are going fast, grab yours now!
hes a picture of a shrimp bucket
Mop 'n' Bucket
I don't understand why your red bucket photo isn't hosted on photobucket. for shame.
Little known facts:
The red bucket is traditionally good luck in Chinese culture.
In modern times China has stopped deploying boats to foreign countries as they are too easy to detect.
The green bucket is the transportation of choice now.
The red bucket is traditionally good luck in Chinese culture.
In modern times China has stopped deploying boats to foreign countries as they are too easy to detect.
The green bucket is the transportation of choice now.
QUOTE (runthemover @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 2:04 PM)
I don't understand why your red bucket photo isn't hosted on photobucket. for shame.
It's meant to be an ironic metaphor for man's inhumanity to man, with cross-cultural sociological implications regarding Freud's concept of 'ego' and the associated metaphysical search for meaning as a refutation of scientific certainty. Duh!
Nantucket
QUOTE (Golden @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 1:10 PM)
I keep staring at your avatar hoping her top falls off...
She's over 18 right?
QUOTE (Mercury69 @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 2:15 PM)
Nantucket
With a dick so big...
Wait, wrong thread.
Two tears in a red bucket, ____ it
Enema Bucket
I saw the future of many, many posters from GP....
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In case you get hungry looking for your read bucket, pick-up a bucket of KFC.
The burning question on everyone's mind:
AHA! I knew my first post was right on the money! Our super secret network of robot monkey assassin, hehe assass hehe, ninja, alien spies has obtained a double secret copy of global domination plans from satan's minions. Remember folks, you saw it here first
i <3 bucket.
Why do I feel like I'm in a Robot Chicken short?
For Christmas it was a dickinabox. For Valentine's Day it will be a dickinabucket.
This is a poker website, after all:
QUOTE (hblask @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 2:01 PM)
This is a poker website, after all:
i'll bet you it misses 15 outs twice.
This is all I got. Royal's sister. I did her !!
Our second date she got it right !!
QUOTE (Dogpatch @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 1:57 PM)
For Christmas it was a dickinabox. For Valentine's Day it will be a dickinabucket.
A song about a dickinabucket. Hmmm, what could possibly rhyme with bucket?
I had drugs shot up in me with an IV today and a big fat needle shoved into my spine which you would think since I am messed up right now i would get this thread but I don't. I am still lost.
QUOTE (sandwedge @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 4:25 PM)
A song about a dickinabucket. Hmmm, what could possibly rhyme with bucket?
With a dick so big....
Wait, wrong thread.
QUOTE (theresa113 @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 4:28 PM)
I had drugs shot up in me with an IV today and a big fat needle shoved into my spine which you would think since I am messed up right now i would get this thread but I don't. I am still lost.
Does this help?:
QUOTE (sandwedge @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 2:25 PM)
A song about a dickinabucket. Hmmm, what could possibly rhyme with bucket?
Nantucket?
QUOTE (fleung22 @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 2:41 PM)
Nantucket?
Kirby Puckett?
QUOTE (HangukMiguk @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 4:42 PM)
Kirby Puckett?
TJ Duckett?
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 4:43 PM)
TJ Duckett?
oh fuck it?
QUOTE (aadams_22 @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 2:45 PM)
oh fuck it?
Two words for you: suck it?
QUOTE (HHH @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 3:48 PM)
Two words for you: suck it?
bucket
QUOTE (HangukMiguk @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 2:42 PM)
Kirby Puckett?
VN
Bucket auger:
with a bonus poem about it:
Ode to thee, sweet bucket auger!
My arms are strong, but I'm no jogger
I owe it all to my bucket auger.
Toad’s in my hole, poor little frogger.
Soon to be mushed by my bucket auger.
Spl--oosh! Water table!
Been working all day, I’m getting doggo.
But I keep on twisting that bucket augo.
The soil is deep and dank and boggy.
Not a problem for my bucket augie.
Grind crackle crackle! Channel fill!
That blowhard there is just a bragger!
You s'pose I could hit him with my bucket agger?
The coffee's bitter, should've put in sugar.
But that doesn't matter to my...
wait just a minute, that doesn't rhyme!
Down in the river flats, four meters deep
Not enough coffee, not enough sleep
Twisting and twisting till my arms go numb
Bucket auger creaking in the pale autumn sun
with a bonus poem about it:
Ode to thee, sweet bucket auger!
My arms are strong, but I'm no jogger
I owe it all to my bucket auger.
Toad’s in my hole, poor little frogger.
Soon to be mushed by my bucket auger.
Spl--oosh! Water table!
Been working all day, I’m getting doggo.
But I keep on twisting that bucket augo.
The soil is deep and dank and boggy.
Not a problem for my bucket augie.
Grind crackle crackle! Channel fill!
That blowhard there is just a bragger!
You s'pose I could hit him with my bucket agger?
The coffee's bitter, should've put in sugar.
But that doesn't matter to my...
wait just a minute, that doesn't rhyme!
Down in the river flats, four meters deep
Not enough coffee, not enough sleep
Twisting and twisting till my arms go numb
Bucket auger creaking in the pale autumn sun
-- anonymous
...work in progress...
<name here> was from Nantucket
Was watching highlights of Kirby Pucket
Clean his room? He said "aww fukkit"
So he got bored and made a dickinthebucket
Whaaaat? (dickinthebucket)
Whooo? (dickinthebucket)
Got no Benz? (dickinabucket)
Got no trends? (dickinabucket)
Best tool for a fool? A dickinabucket
EDIT: i think and type too slow...i think i unknowingly got pwned by hblask
<name here> was from Nantucket
Was watching highlights of Kirby Pucket
Clean his room? He said "aww fukkit"
So he got bored and made a dickinthebucket
Whaaaat? (dickinthebucket)
Whooo? (dickinthebucket)
Got no Benz? (dickinabucket)
Got no trends? (dickinabucket)
Best tool for a fool? A dickinabucket
EDIT: i think and type too slow...i think i unknowingly got pwned by hblask
QUOTE (fleung22 @ Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 5:11 PM)
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EDIT: i think and type too slow...i think i unknowingly got pwned by hblask
EDIT: i think and type too slow...i think i unknowingly got pwned by hblask
Nope, mine was just an oddity I found on the internet. Yours is a work of art. Carry on.
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