are you two in on the same scam promotion????

Dear RedBucketInfo2,

I am writing regarding the condition of my recently purchased bucket (picture enclosed). I don't feel that the quality of craftsmanship is quite up to par coming from such an illustrous organization and felt that a strongly worded letter was desperately required to immediately rectify this terrible oversight by what is normally the top notch support and service you provide. However, upon reflection, perhaps having it ship care of beans n icewater was not such a good idea.....Nevermind.

Sincerely,


hank213
redbucketer 4 life.

Click to view attachment you made need some to go with your kfc buckets

TNA...haha. i'd like to see his avatar.

pm dna for tna?

that could be taken two ways

HA!

Hilarious!

I went to this website:

Wedding favors

and based on their product line, sent them the following question:




I will post here if I get a response.

LOL too funny

Here's a bucket of Big League Chew. I know it's been awhile since a lot of you have had it.

Hi hank213,


The quality of the Redbucket merchandise is some of the best in the industry. Sometimes, pics that are downloaded several times from a host site loses their "sharpness" and overall quality. The bucket that you recieved is the same one in my avatar and is the same model that can be obtained in the RDB store. Keep in mind that Mr. Icewater is just serving community service with our organization in the shipping department until December 09. I suspect that the extra hole in the side was caused by the UPS in transit to your house. Please file a complaint ASAP with them for the damages.


In other news, I've been getting a fair amount of hate e-mails about the RDB store. Here is a blanket statement from Redbucket:



Our RDB points program had to be changed with our new circumstances but it's still competitive in the bucket industry.

Unfortunately the prices in the RDB store will not decrease; we have to keep prices the same and at times increase prices to keep bringing you more variety. We offer more products to choose from than any other bucket site I'm aware of.

Also, keep in mind your points cover all shipping costs, duties, high stakes gambling, taxes, child support, ammunition, wine, beer, exotic cars, etc.

If you have any other store related questions please send them to rdbstore@redbucketpoker.com as I don't always have time to read through the forums.

Thanks,

At first I thought RBI2 was a joke account, like Clay Aiken or Barack Obama, but the consistent high quality of his/her posts makes it clear that it is not one of the forum regulars. I think this is the REAL RedBucketInfo2.

He's a forum irregular.


hahahahaha! I crack me up and that's really all that matters.

a great addition to the thread

Bucket Game

I only played it once and got 19 points.

I played it once and got 86. I rule.

32 on my first try. But I'm using an optical mouse on a marble countertop, so it tends to jump around a lot.

I'm starting a conspiracy, screw the red bucket. Yellow is where it at!

I got a fast response:



I will definitely do business with these people for all my miniature bucket needs!

Frickin' foreigners and their funny looking colors and different traditions, taking jobs from red buckets. We need a fence. A really big, impenetrable fence. And a National Bucket ID program.

Oooh, now that I can get interested in. It's like your own personal sunshine.

Yo, shit is yellow, rizzy's the color nugga. Yellow is Big Bird mode.

I got 28. I'm gonna stop before I get addicted.

Yeah I got 91 before I quit because the phone rang. The trick is to get those clocks no matter what. Even if you have to let other things fall, the clocks are most important.

There were clocks?

best i could do is 36 by banging the crap out of everything against the left side...didn't bucketize enough clocks though

BUCKET GAME HIGH SCORES

1. renaedawn - 91 pts
2. hblask - 86 pts
3. rsmbox - 36 pts
4. Dogpatch - 32 pts
5. bleacherbum3 - 28 pts

47 points

Like I said, clocks are the key.

Also, if you move your mouse slightly to the right at the same time something hits your paddle, it turns your paddle slightly right where most stuff will bounce off the right wall and into the bucket.

Avoid the minus signs as they make your paddle smaller but the plus signs make it bigger which is a huge help.

I'm betting it's less than 15 minutes before someone beats my high score now that I've given those tips.

Yep, 174 -2nd try. I gotta get a life. Or do some work !!

215, thats how I roll.

You're both welcome.

Here's another tip. The down arrows (if you let them pass over your paddle) start a freefall of objects and all you have to do is go back and forth across the screen. Many will fall into the bucket.

shut up, did you really!?

you know you're not allowed to use the force.

I hit 400 and just let i t go. As you can see, plenty of time left.

I just got to 1009 and still had 134 Seconds left when I quit...Pretty much I could get to 10000 if I wanted to waste an hour. This game is a bit easy

I am done with it.

Wow, I thought my eyes were gonna bleed before I hit 400, I can't even imagine 1000.

I need to see a screen shot

PS dna, don't be changing thread titles...you don't want me to start another red bucket campaign do you? (read: i don't want to start another red bucket campaign)

http://lh3.google.com/image/LeoR2D2/RaV6kR...JPG?imgmax=1024

master yoda, i have much to learn

We don't want a piss bucket!!!!!!!!!! Change it back to red!!!!!!!

agreed...dna, change the title back. this thread has been SO a$sfukked by the mods.

Highest score I could get was 2000

Since this thread started, I realize I own not one, but two red buckets. If you had asked me two weeks ago how many I had, I would've guess zero. Weird.

hold on here...so are you saying you didn't have any prior to the thread but now you have mysteriously been delivered 2 red buckets?

I think they were both here, I just wasn't conciously aware of them.

you "think"...so it's possible that they may be new items in your home.

if you find a 3rd one over the weekend please let us know.

Can I get some extra points for bumping this from the second page?

kthx.

10,000 red bucket points (which happens to be the buy-in for this year's WSOB) for anyone who can fix the title.

This thread has never been the same since the "yellow" intrusion.

This thread has gone so commercial. Where is the true meaning of the Red Bucket?

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DNA crushed this thread, it will never be the same again

bump



anyone want to do a color swap?