I was kind of happy with this and don't want it to fade into obscurity in a closed thread so I'm doing a little editing and posting it here:

I have a bucket dream that one day in the General Poker forum, the joke accounts of Ron Mexico and the joke accounts of Shimmering Wang will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a bucket dream that one day even the General Off Topic forum, a forum sweltering with the heat of random oppression, sweltering with the heat of totalitarian senses of humor, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a bucket dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by their personality quirks but by the content of their character.

I have a bucket dream today!

I have a dream that one day every forum shall be exalted, and every thread and post shall be made low, the rough language will be made plain, and the crooked sentences will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all avatars shall see it together."

This is our hope, and this is the bucket o' faith that I go back to the forum with.

With this bucket o' faith, we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this bucket o' faith, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our forum into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this bucket o' faith, we will be able to work together, to laugh together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, to figure what the hell cuin4 is actually saying together, knowing that we will be free posting one day.

And this will be the day -- this will be the day when all of DN's protege wanna-be's will be able to sing with new meaning:

My forum 'tis of thee, sweet e-land of liberty, of thee I sing.

Land where Ronny tried, to bang CW's hide,

From every mountainside, let freedom ring!

And if this forum is to be a great forum, this must become true.

And so let freedom ring from the wasted man hours of FCPHA.

Let freedom ring from the prodigious postings of the hideout.

Let freedom ring from the UYPC of the movie game.

Let freedom ring from the humor of chateau.

Let freedom ring from the plain goodness of the what did you have for dinner thread.

But not only that:

Let freedom ring from so what do I get? thread.

Let freedom ring from the purple trash can.

Let freedom ring from every post of the red bucket thread.

From every post and thread, let freedom ring.

And when this happens, when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every forum and every thread, from every post and every sig, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, funny and not-so-funny, e-gay and really e-gay, lurker and inane poster, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual:

Free at last! Free at last!

Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!

Hey guys, I'm back. Thanks to everyone who supported me and this ridiculous thread. When I created this thread, I expected it to die quickly with a few "step away from the New Topic" buttons. But it took on a life of it's own, and I've really enjoyed it. So thanks to everyone who has made this an interesting couple of days. There are a lot of great people on FCP, and today has just reaffirmed my reasons for why I keep coming back.

OK, back to the frivolity!

EDIT: i'm just gonna let it go

welcome back hblask

I you can't shoot lightning bolts out of your ass? You ain't been eating the right food.




eh, I can't hear ya......I have a banana in my ear.




That would have been the POTY right there.

Que Viva La Bucket!

righty-o, back to task....

a big bucket

after all this crapp from today how about a champagne bucket?

Bucket O Fish

i love how you have one that has a bottle of krug in it. quality

No bucket for you! [in soup nazi voice]

i'd much rather have the krug

100 Buckets!

Better?

out of curiousity what does the term "troll" or trolling mean?

i know nobody's turning into a lil' green goblin so that can't be it.

It's pronounced Boooooookay!

Trolling someone would be responding/flaming the majority of their posts regardless of topic/location.

I have been trolled at other forums and if a certain MOD thinks I am trolling him, he is sorely mistaken.

I still don't get it but I LOVE all of the drama that ensued because of a red bucket. Now that is funny.

Someone needs to get laid more than I do!

So, I will class this up a bit and add some art work to the discussion.



http://christopher-pelley.abbozzogallery.c...-exhibition.htm

Bucket Fantasy?

That bucket is tre magnifique!

*raises hand*

yea, cause trying to point out how unworthy I am of being a mod anytime you get the chance isn't trolling. Wait, it is

You have expressed your dissatisfaction with me many times and have provided very little reasons everytime other then the fact that you dislike me. I had never heard of you til you started going off on how much of a nazi mod and how much of a poor choice I was from the moment DN made me a mod and have taken any opportunity since to say it and use every little thing that I have done that you remotely disagree with to express your dissatisfaction. you and brvheart do it everytime something happens, its rather sad. I have never cared if people disagree with me, its how its gone about. You have always decided to be a douche, thats why I deal with you in a obscenely condescending way. You are blind if you think it has to do with anything else, or maybe you have a martyr complex that makes you think that people care about your opinion

i've had this and liked it a lot, but, I will always want a krug over any other champagne. wine drinkers who know what's up drink krug, those who don't know much drink Dom or Cristal

for someone who thought this thread was so retarded it needed locked, KDawg sure posts here a lot....

Never had Krug. Veuve Yellow label > Cristal > Dom

and it's only 40 bux.

THAT is funny!

buttery goodness




and


Get me a bucket, I've gotta throw-up!

my vocabulary is limited but i'm not sure you're using "martyr complex" in it's correct context.

mar·tyr (mär'tər) pronunciation
n.

1. One who chooses to suffer death rather than renounce religious principles.
2. One who makes great sacrifices or suffers much in order to further a belief, cause, or principle.
3.
1. One who endures great suffering: a martyr to arthritis.
2. One who makes a great show of suffering in order to arouse sympathy.

martyr complex

In psychology, a person who has a martyr complex desires the feeling of being a martyr for its own sake, seeking out suffering or persecution because it feeds a psychological need.

Exaggerated desire for self-sacrifice

In an interpersonal relationship, a person with a "martyr complex" may willfully suffer in the name of love or duty. Sometimes the suffering may be a result of putting up with abuse or neglect; in other cases the suffering is self-inflicted. It is sometimes regarded as a form of masochism.

There are two kinds of this martyr complex.

* A person may consider himself worthless, feeling that his sole purpose in life is to serve the other; he finds pride in doing so. This is associated with an inferiority complex.

* A person may feel undervalued and taken for granted because he gives so much and puts up with so much in return; this is often associated with a superiority complex. A person in this situation seeks other people to feel pity for him, saying things like "I gave her everything, and she ruined my life." While posing as altruists, such people are in fact self-centered and manipulative. Their behavior is a kind of passive-aggressive behavior.

A martyr complex can often accompany codependence, such as in a relationship in which each person feels validated by putting up with the other.

Self-victimization

A martyr complex can also be a tendency to feel that one is being singled out for persecution. It is often characterized by the belief that one's persecution is the result of exceptional integrity.

And for our first bucket video, here's a very bad use of a bucket:

Don't give buckets to dumb kids

Hmmm

I said it when you deleted the UYPC thread, and when you closed the bucket thread. These two events happened A YEAR APART. OMG I"M A TROLL kthx

Trolls:

just spent 10 min. looking for a pic of a troll in a bucket

...i got nothing

FYP

Here's one for beans...

Fuck yo bucket nigga!

In order from left to right...
No
Maybe
Yes
No
Yes(looks like the slutty one of the group)

I'd hit it em all... of course it would have to be at the same time

I would just "red bucket" the ones I gave a no.

or use the contents of the corona bucket...

Well, I doubt that this thread will be as climactic as the "red paper clip" saga (Click here if you're not familiar: *****. And you thought that Chris Ferguson working $1 to $10k was good) but, because I like to contribute as well as possible, here's my contribution. Be warned, though, that Bob has threatened clamp the nuts of those who spread red buckets around the forum. I guess that Theresa, etc. need not worry.



Be careful. It's hypnotic. You're getting sleepy. Yawn...

Wait wait...are you actually suggesting that this man prefers a bad champagne?



And if you think buckets are cool...try putting them on wheels...



And I'm sure someone can have fun with this bucket of "hooters" (oh...that joke never gets old)...

Yeah... I tried too. Where is Dane when you need him? I want a red bucket filled with trolls.

he sent me this which was cool

Ten, no wait, THIRTY red-bucket points to the first person who gets a red bucket discussion going on 2+2.

I must've missed the fact you posted the RB gif (must've been small at the time).

...and ur right...you could almost say that gif is bucknotic

I would like confirmation on this promotion by RedBucketINFO

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ban over?

welcome to last night. if you want, you can watch mk play in the 55k guaranteed for 5 hours.