< = less than (typically used to sarcastically compare a losing hand to a winning one...in other words, denotes a suckout or coinflip)
+1 = akin to QFT (bumps the thread and "rates" it highly)
2+2 = popular poker publisher and forums
AINEC = And It's Not Even Close
AIPF = all-in pre-flop
barrage = FCPers agree to inundate MTTs on various poker sites in order to increase the glory of the community
BBFIDTS = Bad Beat Forum Is Down The Street
Big Game = usually a $4k/$8k mixed poker game that takes place in Vegas with some of the best players in the world
Bill Fillmaff = Phil Hellmuth parody
Bob = FCP Info (the guy that handles FCP's poker room and promotions)
BR = bankroll
broccoli = rigged
Charter Member = an FCP member who signed up in fall 2005 for special promotions
Circuit, The = CardPlayer's poker radio show
Clarkmeister = in LHE, a bet/fold (or sometimes bet/call) line when HU and OOP on a river after the 4th flush card hits (a specific type of "value-bluff")
cold-deck (n) / cold-decked (adj) = originally an indication that the deck was rigged, but now more oftenly used interchangeably with cooler
conditioning = knowingly folding the best hand
converter = tool that makes hand histories easier to read
cooler (n) / coolered (adj) = a poker situation where one player has a very strong but second-best hand
Corporation = a group of pro players that took on Andy Beal in a series of highest-stakes HULHE games
CP = CardPlayer
Dise = ParadisePoker
DGN = Digital Gaming Network (FCP's new network)
DN = Daniel Negreanu
DS = Deep Stack/Double Shootout
EV = expected value (if something, usually an action, has positive expectation, it's +EV; similarly, if it has negative expectation, it's -EV)
FCPHA = FCP Hardcore Army
FCPHUL = FCP Heads-Up League
FidPoker = accepted nickname of Daniel's first protege, Brian Fidler
flipament = a heads-up poker tournament where the contestants agree to go all-in every hand (derives its name from the idea that it's more akin to flipping coins than poker)
FPS = Fancy Play Syndrome (the tendency to make overly complicated plays when straight-forward ones would suffice)
FT = Final Table or FullTilt
FWP = FoxwoodsPro
FYP = "Fixed" Your Post
GAJ = Get A Job
General = the part of the forum you're in now
GG me = "good game, me" (said after posting how you got knocked out of a tournament)
Harrah's = the casino corporation responsible for the WSOP and WSOPC
HH = Hand History
hit by a bus = random gossip when a player hasn't been seen for a while (most famously applied to Gus Hansen)
HOH = "Harrington On Hold 'Em"
HPFAP = "Hold 'Em Poker For Advanced Players"
HSP = High-Stakes Poker (the show on GSN)
IGHN = I Go Home Now
ISACC = I Suck At Catching Cards
ISAP = I Suck At Poker
Jerry (Where's Jerry?) = DN Protege Contest participant who mysteriously disappeared at the final table
jopke = Phil Hellmuth misspelled 'joke' while on tilt, and Paul Phillips humorously brought attention to it
KFL = Kathy Effing Liebert
KidPoker = Daniel's nickname
Krablar = K3 in Hold 'Em (known for its mystical powers and pinch-pinch dance when it wins)
LAG = Loose-Aggressive
lawsuit = typically a reference to the recent lawsuit brought against the WPT by seven professional players (Daniel is opposed to it)
LC = Low Content
Lee (Jones) = PokerStars room manager (often the object of blame/praise)
MM = Mike Matusow
mobney = another Hellmuth misspelling brought to light by Phillips
mushu = DN's dog who occasionally posts poems
Neg-O = Negreanu Open
NC = No Content
NH/VNH = literally: 'nice hand'/'very nice hand'; figuratively: 'well said'
NWP = Neverwinpoker
obv = 'obviously' (most often used in a cynical manner)
OP = original poster/original post
OT = Off-Topic
open-farrell = open-folding when you have the option of checking (especially for "strategic" purposes as espoused by jfarrell)
P5s = Pocket 5's (popular poker site famous for ranking online players)
PIITB = Put It In The Butt
POTD = Post of the Day
pottery = FCP member Tantalar famously asked for Daniel's address so that he could send him a vase
PP = PartyPoker (or less commonly 'pocket pair')
PPA = Poker Players Alliance
PPL = Professional Poker League
PPT = Professional Poker Tour
Protege, Daniel's = Daniel's poker student who earns the title and prizes through a regularly scheduled contest
PS = PokerStars
PT = PokerTracker
QFT = Quoted For Truth ("I Agree"/"Amen")
QFMFT = Quoted For Mother Effing Truth
rail = to observe a poker player without playing; the place from where the observation takes place
rail call = a request for railing (typically by a player in a tournament)
rail tards = stupid poker observers usually identified by dumb comments in the chat
rakeback = a system that returns part of the rake that you pay
rigged = originally an accusation of underhanded poker software, now often used sarcastically
RKIGS = Retarded Kid In Grocery Store
RGP = rec.gambling.poker (famous poker newsgroup)
SFG = so effing gay
SIITP = Stick It In The Pooper
Smash Strat = a basic low-stakes NLHE strategy proposed by Smasharoo
SS1/SS2 = "Super/System 1", "Super/System 2"
SSHE = "Small Stakes Hold 'Em"
Stacked = Daniel's poker video game that went through endless delays
Stove (PokerStove) = hand analysis/simulation (equity calculation) tool
Strat/Strategy = the section of the forum dealing with strategy
superthreads = extremely long threads, usually with divergent discussion and typically located in Off-Topic (i.e. Army, Hideout)
(SW) = Sarcasm Warning
T7 = Daniel's favorite HE hand
TAG = Tight-Aggressive
TOP = "Theory of Poker"
TP/MM = Turn Pro, Make Millions (variations are prolific)
TTIUWP = This Thread Is Useless Without Pics
TTIWWP = This Thread Is Worthless Without Pics
UB = UltimateBet
variance = commonly a substitute for "luck" (most often of the "bad" variety)
vlog = video-blog
WA/WB = Way Ahead, Way Behind (used when speaking about poker strategy)
WPT = World Poker Tour
WSOP = World Series Of Poker
WSOPC = World Series of Poker Circuit Events
YSAPASSCKY = You Suck At Poker, And Should Seriously Consider Killing Yourself
YSALSKY = You Suck At Life, So Kill Yourself
YSAPSKY = You Suck At Poker, So Kill Yourself
YSSCKY = You Should Seriously Consider Killing Yourself
That's about it.
FCP Forum Speak Glossary