Happy Thanksgiving everybody. In spirit of the holiday, I'm going to say what I am thankful for.

1. My family
- My family made it through this year healthy and happy. Although there were hard times, I know I can count on my family if I need something. I am thankful that they are healthy and (hopefully) healthy.

2. My Friends
- I would not be able to survive without my friends. Every single one of them makes me smile in different ways. As long as I have my friends to support me when I need it, I will be able to keep going, no matter how many obsticles stand in my way.

3. Chance to play Soccer
- Soccer has been a big deal for me. Whenever I'm feeling bad, I can play soccer, and I feel better. It's a great way for me to relax and have fun. I'm very thankful that I have the chance to play.

4. My Health
- I am thankful that I am healthy, and that I am able to be here writing this.

5. My Dad
- Although my dad is part of my family, I think he deserves his own category. We have not always gotten along, especially after he moved away, but I am thankful that he and my family in Israel is healthy and happy.


All of these above things I would not trade for all the money in the world. Thank you to everything listed above.

I am thankful that I am probabaly smarter than you.

And for booze. Lots and lots of sweet, sweet bourbon.

Had to fix it Wang... no disrespect, sir.


I'm thankful for still being alive. The most outrageous story ever to follow as soon as both eyes can focus together again.


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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. I'd like to.... Brewed and bottled by CERVECERIA MODELO, S.A. DE C.V MEXICO D.F reg .s.s.a. No7417 "B"....


oops.. one eye was on the bottle...see? I need an eye alignment

I am thankful for still having money to play poker.

I'm thankful for:

Sasha Cohen



Beyonce Knowles



and Natalie Portman

(single tear)

I'm thankful for...

(tears flowing more liberally)


Ah, man...

I'm thankful for... I'm-

Screw you guys! I don't care about nothin'! NOTHING!


(sniff)

I barely like all you guys. I barely like each and every one of you.

Wang

Why, Wang, I never knew how you felt.

Sniff, sniff....we all remotely enjoy you as well.... sniff

Awwww... E-hugs for everyone.


And real blowjobs at my place. It's the holidays and I'm a giving mood.