I recently discovered creme brule cheesecake at my local Sam's Club. It's the most delicious desert I have ever tasted. Please try iy. Tonight, I will be enjoying sushi, creme brule cheesecake and guiness for my evening meal followed by sex.

Cool, I'll be having a microwaved hot dog followed by masturbating into a paper towel and crying myself to sleep.

I've tried that. Sushi, Creme Brule Cheesecake And Guiness followed by sex is my new favorite.

I aim to please myself

I'llgofor a bag of microwave popcorn with extra butter, so my hands are nice and slippery. I hope I don't forget to wash, because I don't like the smell of rancid, overheated-by-friction faux butter.

Thanks for making me feel at home guys! I now know that this is the coolest online poker forum. I'm not being sarcastic either...that's a statement from the bottom of my heart

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Do you have some special type of hatred for your palate?

Raw fish, copious amounts of dairy, and a thick hearty beer just screams "I'll be crying on the toilet at 3am".

Oh, and welcome to the forum. Smart move picking OT General over Gen Poker, I like your style.

I'm trying to figure this out. Creme Brule Cheesecake? Is it vanilla bean cheesecake served in a ramekin to resemble Creme Brule?

Thanks for the warm welcome!! I left my flame retardant suit at home, so this looked like the best place to post this evening's dining plans.

Don't worry about the toilet thing. I'll have that taken care of within an hour after the meal. I'm just lucky that way.





GWCGWC, I don't know, but this is what it looks like ------>

Are you a chef?

Nah, but my sig may stand for GreatWorldChef'sGoWashCars or something.

It looks like Creme Brule served cheesecake style. Surly they don't take cheesecake and glaze sugar on top.

Meh, it still looks delicious. Enjoy your evening of raw fish, hybrid dessert, excellent beer and sex.

How could creme brule cheesecake be > creme brule???
the creme brule cannot be improved, it is already heavenly, never ever ruin a creme bruler by replacing it with cheesecake. That would just be carmalizing some sugar on a cheese cake, that does not equal creme brule.
You sir are an idiot, and who would ruin sushi with a guiness / a guiness with sushi.

I agree that creme brule is heavenly, but these people at Lawler's have stumbled on something that actually DOES improve upon it. Don't take my word for it, go to Sam's Club and buy one of these 5lb cheescakes yourself. Do you actually think that Sam's Club would be selling these things if they weren't so delicious?

creme brule cheesecake > creme brule !!


You obviously have never had sushi and guiness together. What are you going to drink with your sushi? Coke? Raspberry Iced Tea? Come on now, don't knock it 'til you try it, Mr sourpusswithnosenseofdeliciousness.

Sake, tea(not rasberry iced tea), water, a pale ale. Not Guinness or wine. You are free to like it, just come to grips that your palate is fucked.

sheesh, we have the palate nazis in here. i though the forum nazis at FT were bad.

Why so defensive?

I'm just playing with you as I thought you were doing with me.

Okay, just making sure.


Careful using the word Nazi though, there are some people around here that will go apeshit over it.

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=80559

Zedd gets pretty heated. lol

Thanks for the heads up. I'll have my flame thrower handy if I ever use the word again

You're such a Nazi Nazi.

Then that makes you a Nazi fucker!

Awesome, I'm putting it on my resume.

i will now be going offline

you have worked in restaurants haven't you?

The only proper way to eat this cheese cake must be to blowtorch it IMO

BTW OP welcome, i to like how you do business (Gen OT over Gen Pok) but you have a weird taste in food and do not like your taste buds very much.

Sushi needs to be accompanies by lots of sake (warm sake is the only acceptable type) and a light icecream for dessert....you can even incoporate sex into the meal and drink the sake off her, or eat the sushi off her (or him)

the guiness will be room temperature. is that close enough?

ty 4 the welcome

I actually enjoy all 3 very very much. Sushi and Guiness just dont mix though..

It isn't to bad as long as you go with Sushi then guiness

Um, why did you quote/respond to your own statement?