I always liked Bill Hicks, but only this week have I fully seen his awesomeness. This decumentary is off-the-chains, 'yo.

Bill Hicks was a friggin' diabolical genius. The man was so far ahead of his time that people were actually offended by his very existance. He hit all the world's problems on the head, and was still labeled a stain on morality and not a herald of the inevitable like he should have been.

Imagine if Bill were alive today. If Bill Hicks, the one man who HATED George HW Bush more than any other person on the face of the planet, saw that his worst enemy's son would one day become President as well, I assure you, my friends, that this world would be very -- VERY -- different. At least for atheist, left-wing pagan heathens like me. You know, the thinkers of the world.

I'm just going to walk around listening to and quoting Bill all day today. The collective intelligence of this country went down the day he died.

Of course, so did the country's level of of perverseness.

Prophet, philosopher, disgruntled genius, and taken much, much too soon.

“He was hilarious, brilliant, brave, and right about everything.” – Henry Rollins

he's my hero

Your all bound for the lake of fire!

Tool - Eulogy

He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
We'll miss him.

So long.
We wish you well.
You told us how you weren't afraid to die.
Well then, so long.
Don't cry.
Or feel too down.
Not all martyrs see divinity.
But at least you tried.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud.
We'll miss him.
Ranting and pointing his finger
At everything but his heart.
We'll miss him.

No way to recall
What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.

So loud.
You sure could yell.
You took a stand on every little thing
And so loud.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice so strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, with
Someone who would die for me.

Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you ****in lie.

Don't you step out of line.
Don't you ****in lie.

You've claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised to hear your own eulogy?

You had alot to say.
You had alot of nothing to say.

Come down.
Get off your ****in cross.
We need the ****in space to nail the next fool martyr.

To ascend you must die.
You must be crucified
For your sins and your lies. [sic]
Goodbye...


Widely thought to be a tribute to late comedian and long time friend of the band... Mr. Bill Hicks