OK my mind has been blown a little bit today by a discussion being had about the movie "A Christmas Story". I didnt think it was possible that some people have never seen this movie, I mean how is that possible? I know I've seen it a gazillion times and it never gets old so this poll is for if you have seen it once, seen it multiple times, or never seen it.

Once was enough

The damn movie is on a continual loop Christmas Day--maybe all Christmas week--on TBS.

They run it for 24 hours straight on TNT or TBS spanning Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

Anyone who hasn't seen this movie either doesn't have cable, has no pop culture awareness, is under the age of 12,or is partially retarded.

There is no other explaination

Mr. Henkey the Christmas Poo was really good in that movie.

with this statement, any opinions you give in the future will have zero credibility

just a few from the army thread, Whiskey has never seen it, Jeff has never seen it, others have seen it once, seems impossible. I mean especially as old as Jeff is and as many years of opportunity he has had.

I've never seen it. I bet you can come up with one reason.

I was about to post how Ron Mexico is a GOD.. but meh.. I guess I would be wrong

Never seen it, so i guess i'm partially retarded then.

oh wait..I'm Canadian...same thing.





FU, corksucker.

because you're JEWTASTIC



This from the guy who was an extra in "It's a Wonderful Life"

Geez man, check it out. Classic Christmas movie.

as for you Sharon, enough people tell you I'm a god, you're just joining the bandwagon.

never seen miracle..never seen wonderful life...not a big one for schmaltz.

I have seen this movie a ton. I love it every time.

"The line stretched all the way back to Terre Haute..."






I've never seen It's A Wonderful Life.

I don't know what that means, but its a very good movie. As are the other two, Miracle is cutesy (watch the updated version) and 'Life is a classic.

But ok, if not, then dont watch.

Christmas Story is lacking in Schmaltz. It is hilarious. It is a parody of a number of Christmas traditions. It also has a lamp that looks like a leg in a fishnet stocking.

one of the best comedic lines in movie history for my money:

Dad: (opening crate) Fra jill ay, It must be Italian
Mom: it says Fragile honey

gets me everytime.

Clark W Griswold PWNS all

.. We have a tv/movie forum


Have the vhs at home.. bottom line is it doesn't compare to Home Alone at Christmas time.

The Christmas Story is a classic. On of the best Xmas movies ever made. Nothing "schmaltzy" about it. It is a hilarious comedy.

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid"

BAH! fine im moving it GRINCH!!

I love that line.


"It's a Major Award!!!!"

nice, I forgot that part.

QFT


This is a sad revelation that some of you have never seen this movie.

I triple dog dare you to see it!

More justification that I'm not missing anything.

Yeah, obviously if Kurt says something... we must have to do the opposite.

For no other reason than to blindly hate someone you don't know at all....

SmRt!

I'm pretty sure its just more of a running joke now than anyone actually hating you.

A joke that's getting old though... Cause 90% of the people playing along have no idea why.

Maybe 100%

easy big fella, you don't see joking about you, except for my Paneras joke.

A Christmas Story is one of two holiday movies I can actually watch without feeling nauseous.

"Over the years I got to be quite a connossieur of soap. Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand... YECCHH!"

well, what's the other?

christmas vacation, if for nothing more than the rant towards the end

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?"

Me and my sister still argue to this day over whether or not the BB got his eye or whether an iscicle fell and hit him. She hasnt seen it in years and swears up and down it was the iscicle.

I also love the part where he throws out the triple dog dare and gets his toungue stuck to the pole.

Great movie. I like when the kid's tongue gets stuck to the flagpole.

Also when Ralphie snaps on the bully and cusses for like 20 seconds straight.

Permission to dress as the internet famous Mexico next year for Halloween???

C'mon.........

Likewise on both counts.

People who've never seen A Christmas Story are missing out on the fact that Scott Farkus and Dave Titus are one and the same.

"You used up all the glue on purpose!!!"

If you haven't seen it you are unamerican... which explains Jeff.

sure, you better start eating now.

Go Jewish People!

Um, I think I caught the end of it once.

My favorite part of the entire movie HAS to be when Ralphie cusses and his mom asks him where he heard it... and instead of telling the truth (that it was his dad), he tells his mom it was his best friend... then his mom calls the friends mom and you actually hear the friend getting whipping on the phone. (NO! *whip whip* I didn't DO ANYTHING! *whip whip* AHHHHHH!!!! *crack* *whip*) It is so funny I am usually laughing about it on and off for the rest of the day.

One of these years, I'm going to celebrate Christmas with a smiling duck and a rousing rendition of Deck the Halls.

Until that day comes, I'll watch this movie every year and say a little prayer for the poor bastards who haven't seen it.

I have seen the movie more times than I can count.

my fingers are retarded. subtract one from the once column and add it to the multiple.

frah-gee-lay. must be italian

Greatest line in a Christmas movie ever.

A Christmas Story is one of the greatest movies ever. I have watched it way too many times over the years. I actually have my TV on TBS the whole time I'm sleeping on Christmas Eve.

"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!"

i have never ever seen it but my neighbor is "flick" the kid that gets his tongue stuck to the pole even though we never discuss it

Do you discuss porn?

very nice catch. Good call.

Greatest Christmas movie ever. It's not Christmas unless I see it once during the holdiays

Merry Christmas, Shitter was full.

lol no we dont discuss porn but some of his beautiful friends come by there every once in a while...its nice

Nope, it's the BB. It ricochets off of the target and into his eye. The icicle was the excuse for the broken glasses.

I love this movie. I'd say that I watch it at least 2.5-3.5 times every Christmas.

"Next to me in the blackness lay my oiled blue steel beauty. The greatest Christmas gift I had ever received, or would ever receive. Gradually, I drifted off to sleep, pringing ducks on the wing and getting off spectacular hip shots."


"Fa ra ra ra ra...ra ra ra raaa"

"Sing something else!"

"Shitting bricks."

"You know you shouldn't say that word."

"Sorry. Shitting rocks."