the advertising thing is working so far--i'll get a lot of calls later that i don't normally get because i look like a dipshit early in my sessions (basically isolating every hand i possibly can and raising a LOT of limping hands preflop).

anyway, i'm looking to minimize the damage of being a lagtard early, but i think i did this sort-of-bluff g00t.

relevant reads: everyone is bad at this game, i have not yet fully developed my lagtard image (this is like my 8th hand)



PokerStars 5/10 Omaha/8 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FCP)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6 , K , K , 7 .
5 folds, CO raises, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, CO calls.

Flop: (7 SB) 9 , 5 , Q (2 players)
Hero bets, CO calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets, CO calls.

River: (6.50 BB) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 8.50 BB

I like it?

I'm not sure what other way you could play this while both minimizing your potential loss and still keeping the "lagtard image"

I do **** like this sometimes too. How long are your sessions usually? I find it is only valuable at higher levels where people play longer sessions / actually watch other players.