So I just got back from North Conway, NH where I spent the entire day hiking in the White Mountains. It's about time I went for a hike... it's literally been years, and NE in October is beautiful to say the least. Had some hot cider and rum afterwards and a big bowl of clam chowder with oyster crackers. Yum.

Hmm... what else..


Every summer I go white water rafting up in northern Maine with a big group of people.... we usually alternate between the Kennebec (if there are fragile females... its a p*ssy river) and the Penobscot (big water, Class V, no f'n jpoke). A kick *** trip through some sick rapids then a giant bonfire party is my idea of a good time. Any of you lillydippers ever go down the nob? (save the remarks)

We're going extreme camping next weekend up in the White Mountains too.... Tripoli Road off of I-93 if anyone is familar with that section of the national forest... gonna be 30 degrees by nightfall so I think some thermals are in order for after our raging bonfire is put out. God I love the fall...


so what do you guys do outside?

walk from my house to my car.

sorry to hear that

it is pretty sad eh....ugg i really want to read your post, but i hate your avatar...it annoys me while reading haha good topic though (sorry for the lack of any structure or punctuation)

get chased by a big bald-headed bear.

We'd also accept:

- Car to chinese takeout window
- Car to office
- Car to chasing young children
- Car to chasing prostitutes
- Car to backseat of police cruiser
- House to mailbox

FYP

I actually went camping for the first time in Lake Taconic with my gf over the summer. At first I hated it, sleeping in the tent and what not. After a few days I got used to it and found it really relaxing.

fyp

i'm disturbed that you would do that outside.

but whatever floats your boat.

I always thought you had a huge, gaping vagina, and this confirms it.

FWIW, I like to go fly fishing, and I love ATM outdoors. You all don't know what you are missing.

I used to go camping as a little kid. I loved the campfire aspect of it. My proudest moment was when I built the fire myself as a 9 or 10 year old (can't remember which). I haven't been camping in years though.

that does make me have a vagina doesn't it you idiot, I'm sorry that I shared something because I shoulda known some "funny guy" had clever flame in the back of their mind. Well done sir

I love the outdoors but the outdoors does not love me.

For about 5-6 months out of the year, I can not go out and do a lot of things due to servere allergies in Florida. I am allergic to every single weed that grows in FL. I have had allergy shots and I take medication each year. I also pump myself up with vitamins to help. Anyway, during the time of the year I can go outside, I love to hike through the woods, take long country drives, go out to the beach, etc.

One of the reasons I am seriously thinking of moving to Las Vegas is to get away from taking allergy medicine all of the time.

Unless you are three years old, then yeah, you are a huge vagina for hating camping.

Trust me, you are no where near worth the extra effort to follow you around just to flame you.

Play Soccer.

You don't drive to the mailbox?

Sometimes I play online poker on the balcony.

that's roughin it ..... nh

I've been trying to organize a canoeing/camping trip for about a month now, but things just don't seem to line up. now its too damn cold to canoe. at least for me.


oh well

put your thumb over Vince... problem solved

Honestly, though, I do like to hike and camp during the summer. We don't get a lot of times in Seattle where we're able to do so, but we go in June/July/August pretty regularly.

any white water near you? I recommend rafting if there are any accessible rivers... its a great adrenaline rush and you can get all the drinking in around the bonfire

canoeing is a little too tedious for me... id probably fall asleep, but to each his own





yea, lots of rainouts i bet

Shimmering Wang and the outdoors do not get along. I had a long talk with mother nature a few years ago and, while we may not see eye-to-eye, we've called a tenuous truce.

Bugs love to bite me.

Kayaks/Canoes love to tip over when I'm inside, especially if my friends in the other canoe decide to T-bone MY canoe when I get turned perpindicular to the river-flow.

Rain loves to pour at the most inopportune times, completely out of nowhere.

Animals love to prowl around my campsite, forcing me into my tent to seek shameful cover.

And, finally, friends love to steal my clothing and hide it, leaving me soaking wet, blue with near-hypothermic body temperatues. I suppose I can blame this one on "Uncle Asshole-Friends' Behavior" instead of Mother Nature.


So, eff you mother nature.

Wang

She's a huge slut anyways... no biggy

I hear she and Father Time have a whole mate-swapping thing going on with Aunt Jemima and Uncle Tom. Word on the imaginary street is that Mother Nature's been a little unsatisfied, since Father Time doesn't seem to live up to his moniker (if you know what I'm saying).

Wang

It's like a big imaginary orgy.... I wonder if they have imaginary male enhancement for Father Time

FCP Outdoors

Seriously though...camping, hiking, rafting when I get the time, energy, urge.

Oh, and the most recent two bonfires I've built have started on the first light (no flammable liquids involved). I'm pretty proud of that.

my fault... didn't mean to steal your thunder

pun intended

i'm still going to steal your power glove.

Well, you can have it once the Wii comes out. (It's a tribute avatar.) I'll go back to Slick once that happens.