Jenna Jameson:


Jessica Alba:

wow both pics are a lot hotter

This one's way better. Jenna Jameson looks like a man in the other thread, and not just because she's wearing a suit. She still looks plastic thouugh.

This one is SO not close. I wouldn't even do Jenna.

i agree that alba is hotter, but i still would do jenna

Can you say "it burns when I pee!"?

Well it's not about doing them, it's about who is hotter...


Jenna might be hotter, but I would much rather "do" Alba.

Says the virgin.

But you're probably right. I wouldn't touch her with a Toblerone.

You're both fucking tools. I'd play hide the salami, no weiner-balloon necessary. I'd let her draw blood first, too.

Wang

seriously though if your gonna pit alba up against a blonde bimbo with a fake rack nothin beats Jennifer Ellison


Alba still wins though

I would absolutely do her raw. The AIDS/Herpes combo would be completely worth it.

i'd do it even if it meant I'd pick up a 2nd or 3rd strain of each

i mean.... ah, fck nevermind

You wouldnt DO JJ?!!?!??!!? fckin losers.
Alba looks she smeared Jenna's sh*t on her face.

I dont know about all that.

Even at their peaks, this was a no brainer Alba.. but now?

tranny?

I'd do the tranny in my sig way before today's jenna

Enough with the lame bumps of threads that were pointless in the first place. Not just you, SA - I mean everyone. It really is old now.

the answer is obvious

Zieg Heil, Forum Fuhrer

I'm not the first one to say it.

yeah, but I guess I'm just defensive, because I love any chance to post jenna's duck pictures.

Yeah, because there are so many quality threads these days.

Aren't they both too...mature for your liking?



In determining hotness I often allocate at least a small quotient of the total score to the freak factor. Early JJ (as in the first few years of her porn career) while hot would probably be too jaded and cynical for me to talk into doing things outside or on the edge of her sexual boundaries. Giving that she was never an anal queen or tossed salad or anything much past vanilla sex in her scenes, well frankly, I think she'd bore me in the sack. Now Alba on the other hand, seems to have that need to please, that desire to desired in the hopes of filling some void in her psyche. This translates into a higher potential of me talking her into doing shit she might not be all that comfortable with at first. Thus, I must vote Alba.

yes.. but you're gay. You need to think like a normal man when answering this question.

I'd rather **** Alba than the tranny in my picture, tyvm. If me being ambivalent to whether Alba has a **** or not makes me gay, I don't' want to be straight.

I suck at forums.

That's good, because it does.

At their peak hotness.....JJ > Alba and it's not even close. Now...I'd probably nail Roseanne Barr before messing with Jenna..and I'd do Alba, but she isn't THAT hot...she's above average, nothing more.

the AYEs have it!

what?

you heard me!

ok..ty

now thats just blatant post padding

QFT!

i take offense to that!!!


if it was true


which it is



but my quest is faaaar more important than your morals...you know it...and i know it

I think the entire OT forum needs to chip in and get Chrozzo laid for Christmas this year.

We need someone in the area to make sure he goes through with it, however. Pictures, obv.

And LadyGrey thought this thread was worthless. WE SHOWED THAT WOMAN, DIDNT WE BOYS!? YEEE HAW!

Iam in.

im in

You understand that we're going to require pictures of your peepee inside this woman(?), yes?

LOL!

werd?

she will do it for $10

$8

I'll chip in $2. What is her PS screen name?

stay back!!! shes mine!!!!

yeah, because I care so much about Chrozzo's sex life, that I'm willing to pay money to get him laid.


Say no to sex bailouts.

i see u care so much

How can you say no to this face?