Saw it last night...being a big Dane Cook fan I was very disappointed. The screenplay was terrible and I laughed only about 6 times. Andy Di.ck, Dax Sheppard & Pedro (from Napoleon Dynamite) were great but Jessica Simpson just acted like she was reading her lines from a cue card....great boobs though...they got more attention than her lines. Overall I gave it a 5 out of 10.

Very generous sir. I expect this to be nominated for a few razzies.

Really? I thought 6 out of 10. I guess I'm too generous too, but we have to accept it for what it is, a dumb comedy. That is why I grade it accordingly. It will never be a movie like the God Father or Pulp Fiction, because of the type of movie it is. For being a dumb comedy it wasn't "that" bad.

I will not see this crap fest. What a waste of money. Why not let some young indy directors make something thats actually good and original.

you wanna know how Dane Cook is actually funny.

Go to the Improv in CityPlace West Palm Beach, FL, and before a comic comes up they run promos of comedians that have been or are coming. The publicity photo of Dane Cook trying to look sexy in a tank top, with so much make up on to cover his pot marks. That sirs, is high comedy.

Hey OZe!

I am a big Cook fan too, but lately...man I dunno. His Sat. Night Live appearance was just horrible and this movie.....mehhhh.....just NOT good.

He's been striking out lately. Hope he rights the ship. As one the best, most original comics to come around in a long time, Id like to see him stay a while.

it wasn't too good but i didn't think it was horrible

Dane Cook is a tool.

AAAAAGREED

DC is not a tool

the scene where dex was trying to finish jessica's sentences was hella funny.

QFT

Dex or Dax? I thought it was DAX though..?

im not too sure, but i think you might be right...

You're right, he's just unfunny

dax


and thats not true

It's true. He's not funny.

what comedians do you think is better?

FYP, literally.

off the top of my head?

nearly every other comedian, but I'll name a few


Jim Norton
Chris Rock
Robert Schimmel

to name three

many, many others

seriously, but again, its only my opinion. (and anyone else that knows funny)

Ronny! Look at this one and tell me you don't start saying...

"OH YEAH!" A lot more now...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZP1USaPMXpI

This was funny!

It's not that funny. That is the problem- I can listen to a Seinfeld or Chris Rock or Mitch Hedburgh album over and over and they are always funny. They deal with actual issues, they connect with the audience in a way that Cook has no handle on as an entertainer- his thing is yell alot, say stupid ****, and hopefully the kids will like it. If you pay attention to his crowds you will see I am right- these aren't sophisticated, intelligent crowds- they are drunk kids who don't know the difference.

this was the first piece of stand up ive heard from cook and it was not funny at all...

if you went looking for his best material to try to prove your point and came back with this, well then, louis was right...this guys a tool.

I love you


is that ok with your religion? Screw it, I don't care. Lets move to Massachusetts

me and a two friends do an impression of him

its funny. We just discuss mundane, stupid stuff in a completely animated way

I just thought it was funny, to me. It wasn't his "best" material, but why would I post that up if you guys didn't think the other link was funny? It was funny...

"OH YEEEEAH!"

Check this one out...maybe you will find it in your hearts to laugh

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ig64I7ZC3Ro&...ted&search=

This one is good too..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-va4mM8KkSw&...cook%20monopoly

Check this one out....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=a265ppyR-co&...cook%20monopoly

And here..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5wPsvhj8JY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRVV5l94AZI...ted&search=

If you don't think ANY of these are even remotely funny, you have a problem...You don't have to love them...just laugh a little

i don't want to open them all-do any have dane?

See, and there is the kicker. I go to a comedy show to laugh hard, not a little, and when I am not laughing I feel 2 things- one, out of place, like I am naked in english class in 9th grade, and everyone is watching me because apparently I don't get it, and 2, like a tool because I spent 60 bucks to sit up front and see this unfunny a hole.

Best comedy show I have ever been to was this lady I worked with named Eileen, who was batshit crazy. She had all kinds of stories, she used to be an olympic speedskater, on her off days she was supposedly a 911 operator and she always had some loony story connected to that, she was a former WWF wrestler- she was a habitual liar is what she was, and when she invited me to her ladies night out comedy show and handed me tickets I went, although I fully expected her to not be there. She was, and as it turns out she was the headliner, and she killed. The stories she told were pretty much bullshit, and half of the stuff she said I would just figure she was lying, but that's not the point. The way she told the story made you listen and laugh, whether you bought it or not. Good comics do that, they engage you. Call me picky- and yes, Ron, I will move to Massachusets with you- call me picky but I want to be engaged. Or touched inappropriately, that works as well.

They're all of Dane Cook...


Ok...So you thought none of them were funny?