(7:41:44 PM) PokerPro1989: Hi!
(7:42:14 PM) on340se7en: hello
(7:43:16 PM) PokerPro1989: u play razz good on FT right?
(7:43:22 PM) on340se7en: yeah
(7:43:27 PM) PokerPro1989: or should i say bad, lolololol
(7:44:01 PM) PokerPro1989: i just saw you at the last table of a tournament
(7:44:03 PM) PokerPro1989: did you win?
(7:44:24 PM) on340se7en: nah, i got 5th
(7:44:34 PM) PokerPro1989: so you got some extra money though?
(7:45:15 PM) on340se7en: i have quite a strong bankroll...why?
(7:45:43 PM) PokerPro1989: well i'm only 17 so i dont' have a bank account and can't play online but i'm really really good
(7:46:06 PM) on340se7en: oh yeah, how good?
(7:46:20 PM) PokerPro1989: like unreal good, all my friends call me the next phil ivey
(7:46:40 PM) on340se7en: so you're black?
(7:46:52 PM) PokerPro1989: if i am will you stake me $5?
(7:47:07 PM) on340se7en: well, the claim is worthless without pictures
(7:47:31 PM) PokerPro1989: are you rascist?
(7:47:38 PM) on340se7en: no
(7:47:46 PM) on340se7en: i love all races
(7:47:58 PM) on340se7en: except the french
(7:48:03 PM) PokerPro1989: good, wat race would you most likely stake cause i'm really culturally diverse
(7:48:09 PM) on340se7en: lebanese
(7:48:10 PM) PokerPro1989: LOLOOLOL,i hate the french as well
(7:48:26 PM) on340se7en: well, 1/4 lebanese
(7:48:32 PM) on340se7en: the other 3/4 needs to be congan
(7:48:36 PM) PokerPro1989: really?
(7:48:38 PM) on340se7en: yes
(7:49:10 PM) PokerPro1989: wat if i said i was 3/4 lebanese and 1/6 congan?
(7:49:22 PM) on340se7en: well, you're falling a little short
(7:49:23 PM) PokerPro1989: i'm really good though,
(7:49:27 PM) PokerPro1989: all i need is $5
(7:49:31 PM) on340se7en: but there is a special bracket for me
(7:50:11 PM) PokerPro1989: if you give me $5 i'll play you hu
(7:50:32 PM) PokerPro1989: and i'll win, unles you give me bad betas
(7:50:39 PM) PokerPro1989: lololol bad beats
(7:50:47 PM) on340se7en: i don't like testing software
(7:50:49 PM) on340se7en: it's weird
(7:51:08 PM) PokerPro1989: lololol, you're hilarious
(7:51:36 PM) PokerPro1989: do you know danny neg..negrea....negranotgonnaworkhereanymore?
(7:51:40 PM) PokerPro1989: lololololol
(7:52:02 PM) on340se7en: i've played him once or twice
(7:52:30 PM) PokerPro1989: really? my friends say i play as good as phil ivey and that i could beat him
(7:52:38 PM) PokerPro1989: how would i get to play him?
(7:52:45 PM) on340se7en: are your friends black?
(7:52:56 PM) PokerPro1989: one of them
(7:53:04 PM) PokerPro1989: why?
(7:53:05 PM) on340se7en: then yes, you probably could
(7:53:20 PM) PokerPro1989: you have to have a black friend to play danny?
(7:53:31 PM) on340se7en: yes
(7:53:45 PM) on340se7en: or asian
(7:53:47 PM) PokerPro1989: that's kinda wierd but watever, he is canadien though
(7:54:32 PM) on340se7en: so you're wanting this $5 why?
(7:54:47 PM) on340se7en: i mean, i get several stake requests a day, so i just need to know why i should pick you over them
(7:54:53 PM) PokerPro1989: so i can make a lot more money
(7:54:58 PM) PokerPro1989: i'm way better than all of them
(7:55:20 PM) PokerPro1989: wheni watch poker on tv i always cover up their cards and and try to pick up their tells and i'm always right
(7:55:31 PM) PokerPro1989: plus i've read all of phil hellmuths books
(7:55:34 PM) on340se7en: do you turn the volume down too?
(7:55:41 PM) PokerPro1989: lollololol, duhhhh
(7:56:03 PM) on340se7en: what about during amanda bynes' tv show?
(7:56:16 PM) PokerPro1989: if u give me $10 i'll give you back like $30
(7:56:25 PM) PokerPro1989: wat does that have to do with poker?
(7:56:40 PM) on340se7en: it's a personality question, i need to know what kind of personality you have
(7:56:48 PM) on340se7en: this all ties in, i promise
(7:56:53 PM) PokerPro1989: i'm a sagitarius
(7:56:59 PM) PokerPro1989: you better not be yankin me around
(7:57:02 PM) on340se7en: i'm not
(7:57:09 PM) on340se7en: but i do need an answer to the amanda bynes question
(7:57:30 PM) PokerPro1989: lololololol, ok....um, no i turn up the volume all the way
(7:57:40 PM) on340se7en: so you like chick comedies?
(7:57:49 PM) PokerPro1989: yeah.....
(7:58:00 PM) on340se7en: are you a chick?
(7:58:11 PM) PokerPro1989: no......
(7:58:23 PM) PokerPro1989: everybody knows girls can play poker good
(7:58:30 PM) PokerPro1989: can't*
(7:58:32 PM) PokerPro1989: lololol
(7:58:36 PM) on340se7en: so thus, you watch chick comedies?
(7:58:48 PM) PokerPro1989: yeah, i like amanda bynes, she's cute
(7:58:59 PM) on340se7en: but you don't turn down the volume?
(7:59:10 PM) PokerPro1989: i like to hear her
(7:59:15 PM) PokerPro1989: i pretend she's talking to me
(7:59:35 PM) on340se7en: wow...i'm blindsided from the brilliance
(7:59:39 PM) on340se7en: i concede your point
(7:59:43 PM) on340se7en: now for some poker questions
(8:00:26 PM) PokerPro1989: finally
(8:00:28 PM) on340se7en: what game do you prefer?
(8:00:57 PM) PokerPro1989: duhhh No Limit Texas Hold'Em, the cadilacc
(8:01:31 PM) on340se7en: you are very wise
(8:01:38 PM) on340se7en: ok, so i guess you know what UTG means?
(8:01:59 PM) PokerPro1989: ummmm......u the greatest?
(8:02:06 PM) on340se7en: nope
(8:02:34 PM) on340se7en: most people CLAIM it's a poker term that means Under the Gun
(8:02:55 PM) on340se7en: but it's actually a sexual term that means Under the Giraffe, which means you're having sex with a really tall person
(8:03:12 PM) PokerPro1989: lololololol, i thought these were poker questions?
(8:03:27 PM) on340se7en: that one was a trick question
(8:03:32 PM) on340se7en: this one really is though
(8:03:35 PM) on340se7en: what does BB mean?
(8:03:40 PM) on340se7en: and yes, it is a poker term
(8:03:56 PM) PokerPro1989: i know this one, it means big balls, like you aren't afraid to go with your gut
(8:04:03 PM) PokerPro1989: that's how i play, pure gut and instincts
(8:04:06 PM) on340se7en: close
(8:04:10 PM) on340se7en: you got it half right
(8:04:39 PM) on340se7en: it's a well known term on the circuit, it's Big Betty, and refers to a woman who always used to play in seat 8. so they call seat 8 Big Betty
(8:04:50 PM) PokerPro1989: ohhhh, gotcha
(8:05:00 PM) PokerPro1989: lololol, that's funny
(8:05:08 PM) on340se7en: it's a very honorific term
(8:05:10 PM) on340se7en: don't laugh
(8:05:15 PM) on340se7en: she DIED in that seat
(8:05:35 PM) PokerPro1989: oh, sorry
(8:05:40 PM) PokerPro1989: didn't know
(8:05:46 PM) PokerPro1989: did she have A-8?, lolololol
(8:06:10 PM) on340se7en: no, she had crooked penises
(8:06:16 PM) on340se7en: or that's how the legend goes
(8:06:22 PM) on340se7en: no one's sure if it means 77 or JJ
(8:06:40 PM) PokerPro1989: lololol
(8:07:03 PM) on340se7en: ok, this is a poker/personality test
(8:07:24 PM) PokerPro1989: i've got on sunglasses right now
(8:07:38 PM) on340se7en: If you had sex with kathy liebert, would you call her back the next day?
(8:07:48 PM) PokerPro1989: who's kathy liebert?
(8:08:06 PM) on340se7en: you're a poker master, and you don't know kathy liebert?
(8:08:35 PM) PokerPro1989: ummmm, is she a woman player? i dont' follow them cause women can't play poker goodly
(8:08:49 PM) on340se7en: kathy liebert is so good, on and off the felt
(8:08:54 PM) on340se7en: also very striking in a bathing suit
(8:09:33 PM) PokerPro1989: well, no way is she good at poker cause she's a women and probly jewish and we all know jews are to tight to play good poker, lololololol, but if u say she's hot........then i'd call her back
(8:10:14 PM) on340se7en: you do know the current world champion is jewish, right?
(8:10:30 PM) on340se7en: i'm starting to think you're german
(8:10:52 PM) PokerPro1989: well, the other 1/5 of me is german
(8:11:01 PM) on340se7en: that explains it
(8:11:09 PM) on340se7en: do you like barry greenstein?
(8:11:30 PM) PokerPro1989: like, as in kathy liebert like, or as a poker playe?
(8:11:37 PM) on340se7en: as a poker player
(8:11:54 PM) PokerPro1989: oh, lololololhahaha, gotcha
(8:12:04 PM) PokerPro1989: umm, he's got a funny beard so yeah i like him
(8:12:11 PM) on340se7en: did you know he's jewish?
(8:12:41 PM) PokerPro1989: no, but i'd say as a general race jewish people are to tight to play good poker
(8:13:01 PM) on340se7en: wow...that's such a stereotype i don't even know where to begin
(8:13:07 PM) on340se7en: what do you think of asian players?
(8:13:43 PM) PokerPro1989: well, it's true, i think 85% of jew's are accountants or summin, speakin of asians, i bet theres a mathematician that could tell us the real odds
(8:13:45 PM) PokerPro1989: lolololol
(8:13:56 PM) PokerPro1989: i think asians use math to much when playing poker
(8:14:04 PM) on340se7en: wow, i'm insulted
(8:14:18 PM) PokerPro1989: so are you gonna stake me?
(8:14:23 PM) on340se7en: you do know i'm korean right?
(8:14:27 PM) on340se7en: i'm very insulted
(8:14:52 PM) PokerPro1989: well, u might be an exception to the rule like barry is to the jews
(8:15:03 PM) on340se7en: still, that's my people you're talking about
(8:15:16 PM) on340se7en: you do know i have a picture of me in my avatar, right?
(8:15:17 PM) PokerPro1989: lolololol, everybody knows koreans aren't real asians
(8:15:57 PM) on340se7en: um...yeah
(8:16:00 PM) on340se7en: they are
(8:16:12 PM) PokerPro1989: lololoololol, if you say so chief
(8:16:24 PM) PokerPro1989: or should i say "dahli lama"
(8:16:31 PM) PokerPro1989: or wait, "buddha"
(8:16:36 PM) on340se7en: well, i'm almost debating to NOT give you the stake now, since you're being a ****** about asians
(8:16:47 PM) on340se7en: but i'll give you a shot at retribution
(8:17:02 PM) PokerPro1989: oh please do
(8:17:07 PM) on340se7en: now your whole stake rides on this one question
(8:17:14 PM) PokerPro1989: i'm 1/5 asian so i can say this stuff
(8:17:18 PM) PokerPro1989: okay, oi'm ready
(8:17:29 PM) on340se7en: ok, actually, it isn't a question, it's a fill in the blank:
(8:17:51 PM) on340se7en: i think robert varkonyi is sexy because _____________________________________, but i think sam grizzle is sexier because_________________________________.
(8:18:14 PM) PokerPro1989: he wears glasses; he has a beard and is an eskimo
(8:18:20 PM) on340se7en: wow
(8:18:22 PM) on340se7en: that's beautiful
(8:18:25 PM) PokerPro1989: and eskimos are very sexy people
(8:18:32 PM) PokerPro1989: so u gonna stake me?????
(8:18:33 PM) on340se7en: ok, i concede, you get your stake
(8:18:40 PM) PokerPro1989: YESSSS!!!!!!
(8:18:46 PM) PokerPro1989: you won't be dissapointed
(8:18:54 PM) PokerPro1989: wat site, full tilt works good for me
(8:18:58 PM) on340se7en: full tilt
(8:19:15 PM) PokerPro1989: k
(8:19:34 PM) on340se7en: i'll also include a little extra in there for that beautiful answer
(8:19:36 PM) on340se7en: username?
(8:21:14 PM) PokerPro1989: my name on ft is Phil_Ivey_UR_Next
(8:21:42 PM) on340se7en: ok, it's on it's way
(8:21:50 PM) on340se7en: Phil_Ivey_UR_Next: http://www.westvegas.com/food/STEAK.JPG
(8:21:53 PM) on340se7en: good day sir
(8:22:19 PM) PokerPro1989: YOU STUPID MUTHER ******!!!! YOU ASKED ME ALL THOSE DUMB AS.S QUESTOINS AND NOT OGNNA GIVE ME THE MONEY!!!!!1
(8:22:44 PM) PokerPro1989: YOU SUCK AT POKER, I CAN[T BELIEVE YOU THINK YOU ARE GOOD
(8:23:00 PM) PokerPro1989: YOU ARE SO WORTHLESS
(8:23:06 PM) on340se7en: have fun beating off to amanda bynes' voice
(8:23:11 PM) PokerPro1989: **** YOU AND YOUR KORENA ***

Classic.

The guy is a joke. He doesn't know what UTG, or BB means, and he's never even heard of KFL...Terrible. Nice post Hanguk.

but he's the next phil ivey!

God

Pathetic.

You closed it off well, nice line

I have to say, if somebody bet me that PokerPro1989 could correctly spell Buddha, I would have lost that bet.

However if somebody bet me that PokerPro1989 would spell Dalai Lama without an H, I would win that bet.

Wow. I felt like smashing my computer when he started hammering my people.

Was that on AIM or a railer? I have been getting weird Im's like that on AIM a lot recently. I just tell them that I don't play poker and they stop chatting.

AIM

funny stuff man

LOL well played sir

that guy was so stupid it was funny

UTG = u the greatest

what is this KORENA he speaks of...

whoopi goldberg

I've never laughed that hard.

oh yeah... I think i saw that one time...

No clue why this guy is so pissed. You even gave him a baked potato and some broccoli without him even having to ask. That's more than most would have done.

he obviously forgot the A1 sauce...

lolololol

simply amazing.

you are a god among men

(7:47:46 PM) on340se7en: i love all races
(7:47:58 PM) on340se7en: except the french

hahahahaahahahahahahahha.

And it just gets better. NH sir.

Simply awesome.

Good stuff

you may get this question a bit, but

if you are korean, why are you living in indiana??

not personal, just wondering cuz i cant imagine many asians living there

There's no way that guy was for real, the whole time I read that, I just assumed it was another FCPer playing a joke back on Hanguk.

If it was for real though... wow.

Hard to say.

hahahahhahah

no, i'm not korean.

but, i figured with the name, and what everyone always says to me when they get mad at me at the tables, that i would play off that for comic genius. and it worked.

and you would be surprised how many asians do live here.

roflcopter

LOL i know you are a stud in razz...and we asians cant play that game, not enough action...so i knew something was up lol

yeah..

I just urinated from laughing so hard

This deserves a bump, I think.

Thank you for bumping, I would have missed this jewel of a thread.

Absolutely classic, awesome stuff miguk

Hilarious

bump for homnig, since he liked the first one, i think the sequel is better.

Holy cow that is some funny shit.

Well played sir.