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Ron_Mexico
Jimmy Woods as a cocky prosecutor. I watched two episodes back to back and I enjoyed it more than the other two shows I've started this year, Studio 60 and Smith.

If you like courtroom shows with Jim Woods being glib and funny, great show to watch.

Ron_Mexico recommends it. That's all.
keith crime
i watch it because his teen daughter is hot
Ron_Mexico
QUOTE (keith crime @ Sunday, October 1st, 2006, 5:22 PM) *
i watch it because his teen daughter is hot



well, I didn't want to say anything. I'm just going to assume she's 18 and feel ok about it
keith crime
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Sunday, October 1st, 2006, 2:31 PM) *
well, I didn't want to say anything. I'm just going to assume she's 18 and feel ok about it



keep lying to yourself she just got her learners permit

oh well gabrielle cateris was in high school when she was in her late 40s so maybe still
hank213
Yeah it's a good show, I mean hey, it's James friggin Woods. However, the D.A. doesn't dress properly. Her outfits should be much tighter/skimpier if they want to own the 13-120 year old male demographic.
CaneBrain
very enjoyable show. this whole new season of TV is a pleasant surprise.

I am enjoying shark, studio 60, prison break and vanished. Jury is still out on Heroes.
gobears
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Sunday, October 1st, 2006, 2:31 PM) *
well, I didn't want to say anything. I'm just going to assume she's 18 and feel ok about it


Looks like she's 19 so you're good to go!
keith crime


apparently she can play an Am chord
Ron_Mexico
QUOTE (keith crime @ Sunday, October 1st, 2006, 11:21 PM) *
apparently she can play an Am chord


if by Am chord you mean, stroke my penis, I'm still ok with her.
keith crime
does your girth appear to be larger than the guitar she's playing?
Ron_Mexico
episode tonight.


thats all
keith crime
Honey I want you to know that as my daughter I love and respect you - but I plan on continuing on banging all the hottest trim in town and not committing to any of them.

Nice!
Ron_Mexico
QUOTE (keith crime @ Thursday, October 5th, 2006, 11:26 PM) *
Honey I want you to know that as my daughter I love and respect you - but I plan on continuing on banging all the hottest trim in town and not committing to any of them.

Nice!



good episode again.

Where is the harm in banging hot p?

where is that blonde attorney that banged the pretty boy from? She seems very familiar, I just don't know what from.
hank213
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Friday, October 6th, 2006, 10:27 AM) *
good episode again.

Where is the harm in banging hot p?

where is that blonde attorney that banged the pretty boy from? She seems very familiar, I just don't know what from.



Maybe from when you were peeping in my bedroom window?

He got really lucky that the gay doc came clean. Shark made a big mistake. He arrested the dude then investigated. But still a good episode.
keith crime
QUOTE (hank213 @ Friday, October 6th, 2006, 9:43 AM) *
Maybe from when you were peeping in my bedroom window?

He got really lucky that the gay doc came clean. Shark made a big mistake. He arrested the dude then investigated. But still a good episode.


actually if you think about it the gay doctor that let him kill 4 people deserved prison more

i would be interested in what penalty he would have gotten if he just came clean immediately instead of trying to cover it up
hank213
QUOTE (keith crime @ Friday, October 6th, 2006, 3:03 PM) *
actually if you think about it the gay doctor that let him kill 4 people deserved prison more

i would be interested in what penalty he would have gotten if he just came clean immediately instead of trying to cover it up



oh yeah the families of those four are gonna be some rich mofo's after the wrongful death suits.
keith crime
So i had some issues with last night

Are the junior guys going to completely screw up the case every week?

Wouldn't he have still gotten the phone call at the poker table?

Why didn't she identify her killer on 911? She was after all banging him?

An athlete tells his daughter his girlfriend is too physical and making him feel like a slut? This is either the most clever pick up line ever or the dumbest piece of writing ever.
Ron_Mexico
QUOTE (keith crime @ Friday, October 13th, 2006, 10:06 AM) *
So i had some issues with last night

Are the junior guys going to completely screw up the case every week?

Wouldn't he have still gotten the phone call at the poker table?

Why didn't she identify her killer on 911? She was after all banging him?

An athlete tells his daughter his girlfriend is too physical and making him feel like a slut? This is either the most clever pick up line ever or the dumbest piece of writing ever.


1. Yes, yes they are
2. I thought that as well
3. maybe she didn't see him
4. agreed, I thought the same thing. Show me one kid his age complaining about poontang.
keith crime
Next Week on Shark

Julie (hesitantly): Dad, I have something I'm not real proud of that I need to talk to you about
Shark: Please, don't tell me you slept with that pea brained track star
Julie: No, Dad see after you told me to go to that concert I sort of panicked and stole my English Lit paper off of the internet. I've been suspended for a month
Shark: Jesus, Julie how many times have I told you if you are going to cheat not to get caught?
Julie: I'm really sorry Dad, I feel like my life is over
Shark: Please honey, stop being so melodramatic. I know all about it your principal called me into school today and it's all taken care of
Julie: Did you get my suspension decreased?
Shark: Decreased, that principal has so many skeletons in his closet, I could have made him appoint you class president. Oh, by the way, you got an A in English. Unless, you're bored you don't even have to go to class anymore.
Julie: Dad, I don't think that's the point of Education.
Shark: Honey, the sooner you learn that the world runs on money and power the better off you'll be. Let the home school kids memorize sonnets. You're going to be Queen of this country someday. Oh, and I bought you a new car. Go out and have some fun, just keep Carl Lewis' tongue out of your mouth.
keith crime
he bets on the college game - genius - although he might have wanted to warn his bookie who i'm guessing will eventually put two and two together

haven't the writers of this show watched law and order - Jack McCoy never comes in until the second half hour of the show - do they really call the prosecutor in the second a rape is reported?
Ouch-8s
Glad to see you are coming around on this show, Brad. I watched and enjoyed the first episode, but it couldn't follow through in Ep2, and then Ep3 was terrible. I cancelled the Tivo recordings at that point.

Although I do wish I had seen the latest episode because I really feel like bitching about something...
keith crime
This episode was actually the best one of the series so far.

The second I'm all upset that every woman in a show like this who pursues a rapist has also been raped they reveal that Madelyn made the whole thing up to help convince her witness to talk.

Also, since it's going to be clear that Julie is guilty beyond a reasonable doubt Woods will have to play dirty to get her off, which is what we all really want.
Ron_Mexico
QUOTE (keith crime @ Thursday, October 19th, 2006, 10:07 PM) *
he bets on the college game - genius - although he might have wanted to warn his bookie who i'm guessing will eventually put two and two together

haven't the writers of this show watched law and order - Jack McCoy never comes in until the second half hour of the show - do they really call the prosecutor in the second a rape is reported?


I knew he was gonna make that bet as soon as I heard it was a college football stud player that was involved


He's a special prosecutor man, get with it.


QUOTE (Ouch-8s @ Thursday, October 19th, 2006, 10:41 PM) *
Glad to see you are coming around on this show, Brad. I watched and enjoyed the first episode, but it couldn't follow through in Ep2, and then Ep3 was terrible. I cancelled the Tivo recordings at that point.

Although I do wish I had seen the latest episode because I really feel like bitching about something...


I don't even know you anymore.

Suspend reality for an hour. Of course its silly, and like every other court show on tv, those antics would never be allowed, but I just like Jimmy Woods that much and I really dig the snotty blonde
hank213
QUOTE (keith crime @ Thursday, October 19th, 2006, 8:07 PM) *
haven't the writers of this show watched law and order - Jack McCoy never comes in until the second half hour of the show - do they really call the prosecutor in the second a rape is reported?



Actually, my dad has worked as a prosecuter for 15 years or so, and under some special circumstances they will call in a prosecuter immediately, mostly just to make sure the police don't screw up procedurally. Also, I'm thinking because this is a "special division," he's gonna get the call.
keith crime
QUOTE (hank213 @ Friday, October 20th, 2006, 10:41 PM) *
Actually, my dad has worked as a prosecuter for 15 years or so, and under some special circumstances they will call in a prosecuter immediately, mostly just to make sure the police don't screw up procedurally. Also, I'm thinking because this is a "special division," he's gonna get the call.


ok good to know
ricker
man, I was hoping for an update on the BearShark...
The Czar
I hate how at the end of every episode, you have that "Full House" moment where he spends quality time with his daughter. Other than that, you can't beat James Woods. Oh, and the blond has sexiness that I can't put my finger on, but would like to.
keith crime
QUOTE (The Czar @ Thursday, October 26th, 2006, 12:39 PM) *
I hate how at the end of every episode, you have that "Full House" moment where he spends quality time with his daughter. Other than that, you can't beat James Woods. Oh, and the blond has sexiness that I can't put my finger on, but would like to.



It's actually called the family tie moment

that repeat actually ruined my night
Ron_Mexico
QUOTE (keith crime @ Thursday, October 26th, 2006, 11:30 PM) *
It's actually called the family tie moment

that repeat actually ruined my night



haha, I was disappointed as well. My Name is Earl was a repeat also.

I ended up watching some of The Game.

Very implausible, but entertaining.

How goes the time off?
keith crime
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Friday, October 27th, 2006, 8:39 AM) *
haha, I was disappointed as well. My Name is Earl was a repeat also.

I ended up watching some of The Game.

Very implausible, but entertaining.

How goes the time off?


it's been tough i have enough trouble falling asleep

doing it with a mask blowing air up your nose is like torture
Dirtydutch
QUOTE (keith crime @ Sunday, October 1st, 2006, 7:21 PM) *


apparently she can play an Am chord

Assuming that's standard tuning.
keith crime
Patrick Swayze's brother rofl
Mercury69
I watched this show for the first, and probably last, time last night. Although I rather like James Woods, I just can'tstomach another plot-bare legal show, even if it does have 7of9 in it. Srsly, enough with the "guy spends 15 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit because of oversights and lack of due process" crap.
Ron_Mexico
The show's plot leaves a little to be desired in the legal dept yes, but I just take it for what it is, a cheesy legal drama with my boy, Jimmy Woods.
hank213
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Friday, November 10th, 2006, 10:20 AM) *
The show's plot leaves a little to be desired in the legal dept yes, but I just take it for what it is, a cheesy legal drama with my boy, Jimmy Woods.


Exactly, it's strength isn't in originality of cases etc But Woods is a helluva lot of fun to watch. However, every time I see him in the court room I have to remind myself I'm not watching "true believer."
keith crime
so his daughter loses her virginity because he didn't have time to explain he didn't bang prostitutes uggh
Ron_Mexico
QUOTE (keith crime @ Friday, November 24th, 2006, 2:00 PM) *
so his daughter loses her virginity because he didn't have time to explain he didn't bang prostitutes uggh


I didn't get that at all from it. She lost it because she is a normal 17 year old girl.

Take a poll, most girls lose it between 15-18. I didn't think it had to do with the hookers he didn't sleep with.
gobears
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Monday, November 27th, 2006, 5:44 AM) *
I didn't get that at all from it. She lost it because she is a normal 17 year old girl.

Take a poll, most girls lose it between 15-18. I didn't think it had to do with the hookers he didn't sleep with.


Yeah - that's how I saw it. She's actually much too level headed for a teenager.
hank213
QUOTE (gobears @ Wednesday, November 29th, 2006, 11:34 AM) *
Yeah - that's how I saw it. She's actually much too level headed for a teenager.




I'm kind of glad they made her that way....although it would be fun for the most of the male viewers if she was a provacatively dressed, coke snortin, booze addled, internet pornstar.....but maybe that's just me.....
keith crime
they show that every time she is wavering on a bad decision some shortcoming in him pushes her over the edge

btw Jimmy looks about 100 years older on the PPT than on Shark
Ron_Mexico
QUOTE (keith crime @ Wednesday, November 29th, 2006, 9:44 PM) *
btw Jimmy looks about 100 years older on the PPT than on Shark


yeah, I saw that as well.
keith crime
best one ever so far
hank213
QUOTE (keith crime @ Friday, December 8th, 2006, 5:08 PM) *
best one ever so far



really? I pretty much had it figured out as soon as they interviewed the daughter.
Ron_Mexico
It doesnt bother me because I'm easy to entertain, but some of the stuff is silly.

Who keeps a gun with a body on it?
Still love Jimmy and the blonde.
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