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rwood
wow i had USA on while i was playing today. Jeepers creepers 2 came on. wow, i dont think anyone could have wrote/produced a worse movie if they tried to, even if they put together a collective consciousness of the most intelligent/imaginative people on earth.

this movie sucks in the worst way in every category possible, from the male sex inuendo's to the horrible dialoge. not to mention one of the makers of this movie has a previous conviction regarding molesting boys. hmmmm, not a coincidence i'd bet...

wow.

i hope i someday move back to hollywood so i can run across the maker of this movie and kick him in the nuts. repeatedly.

yes i know i could have changed the channel, but it was one of those things, like when you're in 7th grade, and your 8th grade friend trevor brings a magazine of women ****ing animals, you know it's weird/gross/disgusting but you look at it anyways wondering how people can do that shiit. well thats how it was with this movie.

*end rant*

which suit do you like more?

poker icon_suit_club.gif icon_suit_spade.gif icon_suit_diamond.gif icon_suit_heart.gif <-----------------------now this is about poker too.
mcpickl
i think Dune is still the worst
no not baxter
how does this relate to poker?
TheCinciKid
Battlefield Earth is actually the worst movie of all time. Nice try though.
Dratj
QUOTE (TheCinciKid @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 5:54 PM) *
Battlefield Earth is actually the worst movie of all time. Nice try though.


The book was good though.
CaneBrain
QUOTE (no not baxter @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 5:52 PM) *
how does this relate to poker?



why does that matter? do us a favor and grab the iron rod protruding from your a$$ and give it a few sharp tugs. might loosen you up.

worst movie ever? what a great question.

I vote for magnolia or battlefield earth.

Worst movie ever that is popular.....Top Gun.
no not baxter
this is a general poker forum

there are off topic forums where this can be posted
TheCinciKid
QUOTE (Dratj @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 9:55 PM) *
The book was good though.


Haven't read the book. Movie was godawful though. Just laughably bad.
doudave
QUOTE (no not baxter @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 5:57 PM) *
this is a general poker forum

there are off topic forums where this can be posted

What's this poker everyone is talking about.
Worst movie even though i have only seen 3 minutes of it is the English Patient.
shrimp4789
no no, Mars Attacks was the worst movie of all time
navybuttons
manos: hands of fate, or the invisible man
NOFX_PUNK
You would be hard pressed to find a worse film than 'World Trade Centre' - avoid it like the plague!
quadaces
QUOTE (Dratj @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 6:55 PM) *
The book was good though.



Yeah like we believe you know how to read.
Stealth Beagle
QUOTE (navybuttons @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 9:13 PM) *
manos: hands of fate


I've heard how awful this one is supposed to be but I've never actually seen it. Is it truly that bad, even going into it expecting it to be the worst movie ever?

Here are my three nominees for worst sequel ever:

Rocky 5
Caddyshack 2
Ocean's 13

Man, did they all suck.
mcpickl
QUOTE (Stealth Beagle @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 6:20 PM) *
I've heard how awful this one is supposed to be but I've never actually seen it. Is it truly that bad, even going into it expecting it to be the worst movie ever?

Here are my three nominees for worst sequel ever:

Rocky 5
Caddyshack 2
Ocean's 13

Man, did they all suck.



geez its not even out yet........Tritz?
NOFX_PUNK
If we can nominate films before they come out.....

FRIENDS
LOST
BRING IT ON 'X' (any incarnation without Eliza Dushku just won't do)
jumpmanwu
i always thought the worst movie ever was From Hell with johnny depp
pokerinc
hardball starring keanu

so bad it seems intentional.
NOFX_PUNK
QUOTE (jumpmanwu @ Sunday, October 1st, 2006, 3:29 AM) *
i always thought the worst movie ever was From Hell with johnny depp


No way, Johnny Depp is a total dreamboat...
Incubus77546
Guess you havent seen the movie "Little Marines" its so bad you probably never heard of it or you will just never see it. I dare someone to find this movie and watch the whole thing.

They also sadly made a sequel which I heard is just as bad...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0380500/
showstopper24
Napoleon dynamite is the worst movie ever. hands down!
no not baxter
lock it up??
NOFX_PUNK
I would like to throe out a vote for 'National Security'

Don't think I have ever seen another film this bad
Dave23
Off the top of my head ''The Da Vinci Code' but i can probably come up with better (or worse icon_confused.gif ) if i think about it.
Naslund44
went and saw "crank" in the theatres holy crap what a bad movie
CaneBrain
QUOTE (Stealth Beagle @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 6:20 PM) *
I've heard how awful this one is supposed to be but I've never actually seen it. Is it truly that bad, even going into it expecting it to be the worst movie ever?

Here are my three nominees for worst sequel ever:

Rocky 5
Caddyshack 2
Ocean's 13

Man, did they all suck.



Rocky 5 is a great call. Caddyshack 2 was a nightmare.
NOFX_PUNK
QUOTE (Naslund44 @ Sunday, October 1st, 2006, 3:40 AM) *
went and saw "crank" in the theatres holy crap what a bad movie


Can it possibly be as bad as 'The Transporter'?

And they made a sequal of that as well!
golfanatic21
QUOTE (mcpickl @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 6:51 PM) *
i think Dune is still the worst



At least i got a weeks worth of sleep in my english class when we watched it.
showstopper24
the transporter wasn't bad, i haven't seen the sequel
gilbertology
QUOTE (mcpickl @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 9:51 PM) *
i think Dune is still the worst



The book was good though
ripptyde
BC4Jesus
Are there any new poker movies coming out that anyone knows of? I really wish they would do a sequel to Rounders. That movie is awesome!
showstopper24
Aces-is coming out on video
lucky you-the one with eric bana and barrymore
and there is another with jason alexander and many celebrities and pros
Wandigo
QUOTE (shrimp4789 @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 6:11 PM) *
no no, Mars Attacks was the worst movie of all time

F***.

YOU.



Anything that can end with Tom Jones singing off to the credits is a fine piece of work. I loved this movie. icon_dance.gif




(don't take my post personally)
Stealth Beagle
QUOTE (mcpickl @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 9:26 PM) *
geez its not even out yet........Tritz?


My mistake, I meant Ocean's 12. I'm cautiously optimistic about Ocean's 13...the writers of "Rounders" wrote it and I hope that's a good thing.

Just thought of another crappy sequel: "Be Cool." That movie blew.
showstopper24
mars attacks had an amazing cast. it is entertaining the first time you see it
Uber-Donk
New Wave Hookers
SuitedAces21
QUOTE (NOFX_PUNK @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 6:37 PM) *
I would like to throe out a vote for 'National Security'

Don't think I have ever seen another film this bad

what the problem is?
Alpha1494
OK people, Alpha has to chime in at this one. Napoleon Dynamite, ****ing great. Every Rocky movie, great. How could you hate Rocky V, he fought in the streets. But who just knows, Rocky Balboa could be very very interesting. I saw some of the filming of Ocean's 13 while I was in Vegas, so I'll hold my judgement.

Worst movie ever......

Sphere

Hope someone can beat that
bobbywithani
Troll 2, hands down.
SuitedAces21
QUOTE (Alpha1494 @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 7:17 PM) *
OK people, Alpha has to chime in at this one. Napoleon Dynamite, ****ing great. Every Rocky movie, great. How could you hate Rocky V, he fought in the streets.

Touch me an I'll sue. BOOM!
Stealth Beagle
QUOTE (Alpha1494 @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 10:17 PM) *
Worst movie ever......

Sphere


Great call. That movie is awful.
Uber-Donk
Anything with Andy Kaufman like, "Heart Beeps"
chyukun
QUOTE (pokerinc @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 10:30 PM) *
hardball starring keanu

so bad it seems intentional.


hardball is a great movie idk what your talking about (no sw)
doubleatrain
Am I the only person here who's seen Shark Attack 3? I'm going to assume I am since nobody has mentioned it. There's really no question that it's the worst movie ever.

Also Waterworld. Terrible.
AlexR
Lost in Translation.

Worst.
Movie.
Ever.
showstopper24
i don't get how anybody with a single brain cell can like napoleon dynamite
FileError404
Cheezuz. no one mentioned any movie older than 15 years...I thought this was supposed to be "EVER"!

Plan 9 from outer space anyone?


What about "Empire State Building"?


Or Star Wars Episode I?
showstopper24
i never watched the original star wars as a kid. i watched the new three (epidsode 1, 2, 3) before seeing the old three so i liked the phantom menace as it was the first star wars i ever saw.
Uber-Donk
Have you ever seen The Blob, there's one part where the blob is in the elevator, when some people come to get on so the blob comes out when the door opens, they scream their heads off while it kills them. Blob goes back into the elevator and waits for more people.

This repeats a few times over a good chunk of the movie.

Soooo Bad
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