What should i do? I really hate her.....I tried smashing all her stuff but she wasn't phased

Murder,Suicide

My room mate's girl is here 4-5 nights a week and I love it. She makes me dinner, makes fun of him with me, and makes me breakfast.

kill her.

Try using beetlejuice as your avatar.

Masterbate in front of her.

FYP

Sounds like she's setting you up for the roommate-relationship switch.

ps did i mention that she doesnt feel the need to pay rent? she thinks we earn enough already...... good for her bad for me.....i've walked around naked....smashed things....got drunk and yelled at her....what else can i do?

Too soon.

You're right, as always.

Looks like the only option left is rape

but...shes ugly

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...=4&MID=2425

I just lost it

I didn't even click it till you said this... but LMFAO!!

have you tried pooping in her shoes?

You win, forever.

I wish I knew the context of pm'ing Royal in this....


I always miss all the good stuff....

she likes poop so ppo in the shoes does nothing....i think shes invincible

Two words...

Cleveland

Steamer

Next time they are sitting together on the couch, squeeze in between them and tongue kiss your roommate. Then tell her, "It's over whore, he's my man now and he's having my baby." You'll probably have to go on Maury Povich to take a paternity test, but at least she won't come over anymore.

You've done that before haven't you?

bros before hos, buddy... bros before hos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdpKq8lATJU

I prefer the walrus (i think). Come in her mouth, then punch her in the gut so jizz comes out of her nose like tusks.

Or the Houdini. Take her from behind, pull out, then spit on her back. When she turns around, nut in her face. It's the Houdini.

We should start a sex moves thread. Anyone?

You win this thread.


Plant weed on her and report it to the police. That should be good for about a year.

Wasting weed? You lose the thread.

You win this thread with your avatar

Shield your face!

When I read the thread title I was thinking "Jackpot!" , but I guess not so much huh ?

Piss on her face and all over the bed while she is sleeping next to your roommate and then exclaim, "As a rent paying punter I reserve the right to piss wherever I want." Then turn your pee-pee up at yourself and piss all over your own face and hair. Then go make breakfast without pat drying yourself, sit down, eat, all the while piss dripping from your head into the food and everywhere.

PS. Drink a lot of water first.

Deliver a late night piss chest.

I was coming in here to tell him to PM Royal, but Danny has taken it ten steps further. This Danny kid is the tits. I love him.

Catch her on video.. the internet's your friend.

bask in the glow danny, bask in the glow.

don't get much more e-validated than that.
:basking:

I laugh every time I read that but am not sure what it is. Involves poop I'd imagine.

banging a girl, then when she's passed out, take a crap on her chest

Hold me !

This would be good for a laugh if nothing else.

FYP

Sure thing baby, all the while you play my buttocks like a snare drum

If you want to take this a step further, throw her a chili dog. Poop on her chest, then eff her titties.

Ron's contemplating implants for this exact reason I hear.

I want to marry you and take your virginity.

Danny, you are sooooooo good looking!