Angry Johnny - Poe

I saw a stripper dance to this song about 12 years ago and it's been a source of inspiration ever since. Of course, it helped that she was very hot and I was on acid at the time, but nonetheless it was the hottest routine (is that what they call it?) I've ever seen.

I love when they pick great music to strip to, but I think some songs like Mustang Sally are worn out...unless of course she's really hot.

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Over/Under on Nikki posting that it's Closer from NIN?

I smell a copyright infringment

Never been to a strip club....








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It's a tribute.

And I was gonna add "paging Nikki" in the subtitle, but i didn't want her to feel obligated.

You'll be hearing from my advisor....

Nice cover.

And I was actually going to say NIN "Closer" as well since I just saw it online and it was pretty damned hot.

I really like that Rob Zombie song from a few years back.. probably because one of the hottest strippers ever danced to it in Montreal a few years back.

Sadeness Part 2, ainec

Pour some sugar on me.....period.

Hot for Teacher.

Well, since it's binary, I'll take a shot and set the line at: "1/2"

Line's probably gonna be OFF, though, considering if she even reads the thread she'll move the line too much for the book to make money.

Wang

I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside

In The Air Tonight - Phil Collins

Stripper in Catholic School outfit, banging her hips in sync with the drums when they kick in midway through the song. HOT!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, Living Dead Girl, AINEC.

girls girls girls, crue. not close.

mmm bop. Don't knock it until you've seen it.

I myself was going to answer closer, but since that grounds already covered, I'm going to say...


I've got a golden Ticket

Glory Box - Portishead
Angel - Massive Attack
Down by the water- P.J. Harvey
More - Sisters of Mercy
Space Lord - Monster Magnet
Note about Space lord: I hat a stripper spread herself in front of me look me directly in the eye and mouth along to the words "I ate all the rest so now I gotta eat you!" I couldn't walk for about 20 mins.

-Bear

any song over 10 minutes

Everybody's Working For The Weekend Obviously

ftw

The Jack - AC/DC

AC/DC

She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean, she was the best dame woman that I ever seen



She was knockin me out with those american thighs.

its old school, but still a winner.


my ex always said she wanted to strip to Depeche Mode's Sweetest Perfection.

ahhahahahhaa lol good one man. you are funnier then ever these days.

well done


Now shut up

yes sir, sorry sir, wont speak again until spoken to sir.

Cherry Pie- Warrant

Closer is good. It's an easy answer. If you know your customer, you choose accordingly.



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Okay here are some of my favorite lapdance tunes (off the top of my head so not all inclusive):

The Only Time NIN

One U2

Wicked Game Chris Isaak

Darling Nikki Prince

Stranglehold Ted Nugent

Suck My Kiss Red Hot Chili Peppers

Black Type O Negative

Blood Sugar Sex Magic RHCP

Reptile NIN

I lol'ed to a BigD post...


First time for everything I guess.

The best strip song is obviously any one that Nik chooses. I have the pics to prove it.

Secondly, if I were choosing, I'm going with Santana and Rob Thomas's 'Smooth'.

Not bad. I need to run a lap dance clinic for the angels. Any chance of you putting a pole in your living room?

God...this is so easy.


Made you look-NAS

La Grange- ZZ Top

Can't you hear me knockin'-The Rolling Stones

Why make such an improvement to my house when we're just gonna sell it and move to the compound?

Aaaaaah... I feel sorry for you
Never been to a strip-club?!?!?

Wait.. I'll bring one to you.. N'joy

Good point.

No reason you can't take it with you....



I'm mobile!

Ooooooh! I need one of those.

I can't believe the popularity of pole dancing up here in Sudbury. A lot of women are taking it up as a form of exercise. I don't mind if my wife gets one, but she better not be blocking the TV when hockey is on.


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QFT

my mom used to strip to The Beatles I wanna hold your hand

Was this said and I missed it?!?


I was lonelier than kunta kinte at a merle haggard concert
That night I strolled on into uncle limpys hump palace lookin for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
Since that midnight run haulin hog to shakey town on i-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin gallons
Through a pair of daisy duke cut-offs and one of those fruit of the loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
Milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
Well I find its quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

Well, faster than you can say, shallow grave,
This pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin my balls
Like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was bambi and I said, well thats a coincidence darlin,
cause I was just thinkin about skinnin you like a deer.
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a jack-o-lantern,
And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
As I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
course, its hard to hide a hard-on when youre dressed like minnie pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
Well I find its quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

So, bambis goin on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, even this one I have where jesus christ
Is jackhammering mickey mouse in the doo-doo hole
With a lawn dart as garth brooks gives birth to something
Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on santa clauss tummy-tum?
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
Im parkin the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. that rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
Well I find its quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
Gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The stinky pinky gulp n guzzle big rig snooze-a-stop.
There I was browsin through the latest issue of throb,
When I saw bambi starin at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
And polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin seventy-five
In an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin
Well I find its quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

That song makes me puke.

Sign me up... I need all of the help I can get.

Eric Clapton - Tears in Heaven