wats the easiest way to let a friend down that seems like shes interested in you romantically?

Show her how you spell "what's". That should end any interest.

Concur.

slowly remove her legs from ur waist

haha, be serious please

is she fat?


even if she's not, say she's too fat. That'll do it

If she is, tell her she's too skinny, but smirk like an idiot the whole time. She'll run away crying.

plus they might even ask you to speak at her funeral after she kills herself while eating a baked ham....

that's just good stuff

I take it she's not attractive?

Say "good bye, online girl world."

One word: I'm gay.

I'll send you some links is you want to create a believe background story.

I think you should go ahead and bang her. While you are penetrating her, whisper in her ear that she is even tighter than her sister.

Or you could still do her, but leave her sticky, alone, and without capitol...
from http://shimmeringwang.blogspot.com/2006_07...ng_archive.html

A girl cheated on me once. When I found out, I told her I had a surprise for her. I made her a wonderful dinner at her place, complete with nice music, Fettucini Alfredo, and a few nice bottles of wine. Then I railed the **** out of her. When she passed out (didn't handle wine to well), I beat off on her back, took a picture with a digital camera, and stole all her money on the way out, leaving her sticky, alone, and without capital.

I used some of the money to get the picture printed out real big on nice photo-quality paper. I then sent the picture to her bone-buddy, with the caption "She's All Yours!" in big letters at the top, along with "That's Not Coconut" in smaller letters across the bottom.

I think they're still together, and might even be engaged.

Wang

Hahaha. Classic.

The Ol' "Stick, Alone and Without Capitol" is reserved only for the most treacherous of hags.

pull out that thing that keeps the air in.

Nice.

Funnier two days ago on the other thread though...

EDIT in light of post below: Given the amount of posting you do... You are excused and Zing on the spell well bit...

didn't see it
I try not to plagerize
or spell well

hahahahahaha,

for the comment, " i guess shes ugly" not much of a looker, but we've been friends since grade school, hopefully she doesnt bring it up so i dont have to shoot her down quicker than clint eastwood at a gunfight, damn it why cant a hot girl hit on me

so...many...responses...flooding my brain....

think i'll just leave this one alone

bump, still havent heard any decent reponses i should have at hand

Don't pull the "let's just be friends speech," cause then non of us have any credibility for railing on a lady when she does that.

Avoid it like the plague, change topics whatever. Try bringing up your interest in other girls. Talk about other guys you could set her up with. Hopefully she will get the point. If she corners you, just say, "I'm just not into you that way."

Or though that out and sing, "As the eagly flies, with the dove, If you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one your with."

oooo, ty

Used as a joke when she brings it up, it can actually be quite effective.
Her: "blah blah are we gonna hook up blah blah"
You (semi sarcastically): "Now why would i want to ruin a great friendship by doing something like that?"
or
You: "But then you'd know how bad I was in bed, ha ha"

Its got to be a semi-sarcastic response that doesnt say yes or no either way.

You should at least get a blow job out of it

one thing i could use, but not from her....

damn it i want to drink right now

So you're in what, junior high school?

umm....just a weee bit older, god would i be on fcp if i was in jr high

Yes.

FYP

screw her and tell her afterwards. That usually works.

god what part of shes not hot dont u guys not get, i think imma cancel our meeting altogether, im going back to school saturday so looks like thats the best way of avoiding it, pace

All the teachers at your school should be fired.

Also, if you want a girl to stay away from you...3 words....

I have AIDS....

haha dont worry, i only write like that online,

update.... i avoided the situation altogether, made up some lame excuse i couldnt come out, YESSS

Finally, I can go about my day.

Thank you.

Bottom line, since she has taken an interest in you, your friendship is sure to fall apart in the future. My advice is to bang her while you have the chance, get in some experience to use on the hotter bitches in the future. Doesn't matter what happens after as it is going to happen anyway.

haha, only bad thing is if i did that is, that would ruin any reputation i have of being a good/nice guy, soooo no thanks, if she was hot.....maybe, then again id date her if she was hot, haha

who cares if shes hot?

hahahahah, classic

Hot chicks dig jerks anyways. Go back to being a good guy after highschool/college.

That doesn't look like a she.

umm....already in college

WHO CARES

An empty is an empty.

THANK YOU,

did you talk to her/cancel your hanging out time?

yep, back at school, feel sorta bad cuz shes a long time friend but i love avoiding awkward situations