Who wants to pop my hooker cherry?

Gross.

















































































Okay, how much?

Well whats your going rate, cause just like my poker game I have to stay within my bankroll

don't lie, you've been turnin tricks for years....

Ten Dolla Sucky Sucky

2 dolla make you holla

I can give you some advice

Do whatever he tells you, even if it's unorthodox, or "illegal"

20 dollas baby and you you you you get all da lovin you want baby.

well you know I am the closet to you so.............

I think that is what you meant...

Back off !!

I da ho around here.

biotch, you be a 1000 miles away!

but it's worth the trip

Don't forget to mention your boyfriend.

you are sooo behind the times

got rid of the dead weight about 2 weeks ago

'Grats! Missed the thread, I guess lol.

Don't you people have unused icons on your desktop you could be taking care of?

You're pretty funny and your blog is funny, too. Nice job.

wtf???

WTF? I donn't remember posting this thread.

I guess zimmer gets it.

i think we should get an apartment together

you should come out to illinois. i obv have plenty of room.

Is that offer good for me too? With my current familial situation I may be forced to leave the state.

You know the old saying: Two's company, three's an orgy.

You're in.

Yeah, okay, but im not kidding. I want to come live with you. I have money and porn!

Like really really?!

Well, seeing as how after Thursday I'll be living alone with my insane, bitch of a mother, I might be forced to relocate sometime soon. I have no idea what I would do or where I would go, but I need to get out of here soon.

Holler at me if you need a place to crash man.

obv your ass will pay for the rent austin

Thanks.

obv.

if youre free tomorrow night...i can put you to work

I don't remember replying to it either, but I'm going to make a related thread... Please stand by.