Back when I worked for an Insurance company in Socal, a person came in with his two sons asked when they were able to be insured with us. Apparently they had bad records so I ran the records to see what was up. Both of them had horrible records with tickets accidents and other random things.

The thing that set me off was seeing both of them had reckless driving infractions with notes saying things like driving on shoulder etc..

I couldnt help myself and started to giggle. I felt really bad cuz I did this in front of him and his sons. Somehow I managed to tell him they would have to wait until they each had less than 3 points on their record.

I know people have better stories of inappropriate behaviour than I so...



Focus: Tell a story where you acted totally inappropriately, but just couldnt help yourself.

I think you already won your own contest.

I'm not telling my stories but there's no way I was not going to appear in a thread titled "Inappropriate".

I once smoked a joint rolled from a bible page.

Now THATS inappropriate.

BTW I dont smoke anymore....

I don't have time to write my autobiography.

So many stories, so little time....

one time I was reading a thread that was made to tell some inappropriate stories. I thought to myself "who the hell makes such pointless threads"... then I posted my thoughts, which was probably a bad idea.

I'm having a tough time thinking of an appropriate story.... A lifetime of acting like an uncaring teenager is catching up with me though



I have a feeling that my 12 year old Zach is starting to feel ashamed of his ole dad...



I guess I need to face the fact that hes growing up




When he was a toddler, to keep an eye on him I made him stand in the stall with me while taking a dump...



Last week he kept escaping under the door on me

LOLOLOLOLOL

I just let out a big ripper and the mole sisters said "what a wonderful smell."

LOLOLOLOLOL

My daughter was watching TV, but she has gone to bed and I'm too lazy to change the station. Thank god, that moment may have never happened.

I didn't capitalize god on two occasions in this post. Some may deem this inappropriate.

"What a wonderful smell." BWAHAHAHAHA

Ye and I dont pee anymore either.

I can't think of an inappropriate thing i did or said, but I'll leave it to Clive Clemons to point out some.

At a school presentation about a drinking and driving, a dude with no legs came in. He got them severed when he crashed. I laughed out loud in front of 60 kids. But I forget the reason why. Something to do with the way he took baths I think.

Nonetheless, Im an *******.

Ever hear the Stephen Lynch song "Special Olympics"?

Me and 3 friends are walking through a mall, and a bunch of handicapped kids run by us, all wearing various sports apparel.

Me: "I know we're all thinking this, and I know we're all going to hell, but...."

Everyone else: (Nodding head)

Me: (High pitched whisper) "Olympics"