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I find this title relevant. I don't care what any of you think!

holy crap, really? I play there about twice a week!! Who da fuk are you? WoW, I didn't think anyone from morongo posted here.

I think a lot of people think that FCP posters in general are thought of as The FCP Army.

This is not an ARMY question. General is not ARMY!


Yes and that would be incorrect!

I understand this.

Whoa, there, lil doggie.. Don't get your Khaki's in a twist, no one thinks that the army mixes with the cesspool out in general.

On...fire...so awesome...

500 points for accumulative sarcasm and what not.

Dare I say en fuego? I Dare....

haha im some half asian half white kid..
i played the 2/4 3/6 games regularly.
i played a sick 15 hour session on thursday..felt pretty nasty i tore apart the 3/6 game

who are you?
what stakes do ya play?

don't think any guy looked like a big d mcgee at my table

I almost always play 3-6, I'm 28, and I am a pretty large dude, and I wear alot of floral print shirts, listen to head phones sometimes, and goof around alot. If you see me crab dancing after I win a k3 pot, you know it's me.

hm were u playing 3/6 around.. 5am / 7.am on friday?
haha DUDE krablar.
i told my cousin about this story and whenever i have that hand i do a clawing motion with my hand and he gets a good laugh. of course i always muck it unless its suited in the sb or i get a free flop with it in the BB or kill button.

ive won a lot of consecutive pots even and had the kill button for like 5 hands in a row before. some foreigner asian dude was like "omg if you win and kill again you'll be a terrorist" i laughed mockingly.. thought that was funny

No, I wasn't, that's a lil later than I usually play.

Ah, well, I can't say as I condone slow playing the Krablar, but I'm always here to help out a newbie in the versment of the Krablar.. use with preducie and caution..

The Krablar Link:
http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...ar+introduction

i am far from a newb in this forum.
however i do not know how to yield the powers of the krablar.

Well, your 10 posts had me fooled. Post more, I liked your flame in the free roll thread.

how were u fooled ? i explained my clawing motions when i held the krablar in the previous post. and yes, you will see plenty of flaming from me.

Ah, I miss read your post, I thoguht it said your cousin told you about the post.. much clearer in my mind now.

btw, how are you doing in the 3/6 game?
and how often do you tip the dealers! don't lie

dealers there are awful, I tip very little.


I'm doing well at the 3/6 game, very juicy, lots of azn gambo (no offense, I hope.. I'd rather play with azns that white people any day of the week. I pretty much hate all the white people I play with)

which azn's do you speak of?
i find middle aged asians easier to push off of pots.

young asian kids are high action and wont lay it DOWN!!

most of the white people... fish.
although i now prefer playing fat dark hawaiin kids that wear caps!
dude dropped 420.. in 2/4 . thats 105 BB!! in like 6-8 hours ! yum yum

If you were FCPHA you would have been here!

Hahah I think I know who you're talking about. Most Azn's I play with are young high action, though I also play with like old calling station azns too. Few that I'd call "Rocks" exactly... some of the young action kids can play, and some are just maschismo..

White people suck... Either they are bitter, racist middle aged dude, drunk obnoxious fish, or young "wsop" wanna be with their shades and ipod and their tight weak style.




Post less fan boy pics of DN, and more of the Orgy.

sorry no cameras were allowed in the orgy room.

speaking of which you are a fairly large dude with floral shirts and of what ethinicity?
and age? i will probably be at morongo A LOT these few weeks before i want to get holdem out of my system when college starts

28, white, blue eyes, brown hair. Average looking except for my body and head size ( my head is huge)

what about your gills?
ahhh just kidding
did u get that one :/?

Nope, but I cry myself to sleep at night on my huge pilla..

Did you get that one?

nope.

so i married.

morongo is where i first really learned the game. now i'm older and morongo is a little too far.

when i was there there was an older guy (kind of white trash) always stepped out to smoke and brought back his nasty smelling cigarette with him. but he was a pretty good player and was probably the only one who consistently beat the game well.

but this was back like 5 years ago before the boom when they only had like 4 or 5 tables at a time.

i remember that if you busted and the blind didn't pass you and the table got the jackpot you were entitled to table share and that if you'd left they'd hold it for you. i always thought that was pretty cool.

I've been out to Morongo twice when work sent me to Riverside. The first time I went out there, I finally found the poker room and Kevin Smith was leaning up against the wall smoking a cigarette, and Jason Mewes was walking around wearing a wife beater. That was the most surreal celebrity spotting I have ever encountered because they were acting just like Jay and Silent Bob in Kevin's movies.

I play at morongo alot but recently fish have been sucking out on me in 1/3 on runner runner flushes and bs calls. Im thinking of playing 3/6 though. I'm a skinny white boy with blue eyes who sometiems wears his work outfits to the poker room

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