Portman Bares All For New Film

Hollywood beauty Natalie Portman is to appear completely naked in new movie Goya's Ghosts. Portman will bare all in the biopic on Spanish painter Francisco Goya in which she plays the artist's muse, who is accused of atheism and then stripped as torture. The 24-year-old previously banned a naked scene she filmed for the 2004 movie Closer from being included in the final cut but allowed director Mike Nichols to show her dancing in a thong. At the time the actress denied the raunchy movie was a way of shedding her childlike Princess Amidala persona from Star Wars. She said, "I don't do it in order to prove something. I just go on with my life and do what feels right

a thousand fanboys who are still asleep right now just had the best wet dream of their life...

Sorry to kill the mood, but this has already been retracted. She clarified by saying that the character will appear nude, but there will be a body double used in her place.

Who cares about the body double? Just the thought of NP naked is enough for me.

Portman, Knightly, I can't tell the difference.

maybe its cause im not into 14 year old boys <anymore> but i dont get natalie portmans appeal....i mean come on fellas shes no penny marshall

QFT
*L*T*

Natalie Portman is the hottest chick ever. I wasn't huge fan until I saw some interviews. It's more of personality thing than anything.

Im bummed that she is being a ***** and using a stupid body double

I'm not, somehow. I've already seen her tits, and I think that whoring out like that would ruin some of her appeal.

Top 5 Overrated Celebrity women as assesed by normally competent judges like Sam_Hard8:

5. Natalie Portman
4. Natalie Portman
3. Natalie Portman
2. Natalie Portman
1. Portman, Natalie.

Whoops, wrong thread. Sorry guys.

I understand. Normaly she is not my style. There's just something about her......

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nothing about her excites me...

She seems to be the kind of chick who's either, "meh," or you're completely in love with her.

I'm not that attracted to her, which has no bearing whatsoever on if I want to see her boobs or not.

Of course I do.

Google can make it happen.

I've seen those quasi-fake sunburned shots, I'm talking "Got it right on the 102nd take, airbrushed, made-up and well-lit to perfection in a movie".

Quasi = not even almost, now? Trust the stalker: they're real.

Ostensibly is probably a better word.

I'll take your word for it, hell, you probably took the pictures yourself.

Yeah I like this line. She seems like girl-next-door, the hot-girl's-nice-friend kind of person.

Oh and worst only to Samuel L. in the Star Wars prequels. I think she's a great actress otherwise.

Agreed. Her best performance, in my opinion, was before she was even hot, in Beautiful Girls.

I thought she did a really good job in that bit part of "Cold Mountain."

Yeah, but that movie was beyond teh suck. If I wanted to watch a Civil War movie, I'd watch The Great Escape. Don't reply to that. But seriously, never in my life have I seen such a waste of Jude Law.

My buddy Chris and I play a game where we establish a scale, and rate women, friends or celebrities alike. Natalie Portman, when we ask random people, either gets like a 72-76, or a 92-96. Personally I think she's sweet. Some combination of her off-the-charts-for-a-chick-in-Hollywood intelligence and her great smile and her appealing/innocent looks makes me want to boink, boink, boink all day on that a[size=2]ss. Then introduce her to my mother.

Wang

You forgot sense of humor, dreamy eyes, gams that don't quit (I've always liked the expression "legs that don't quit," and LOVE the word "gams." I would imagine they've been fused before, so I figure I'll start throwing it around and see what happens)... I could go on. I'm pretty obsessed; if she goes missing, don't mention my name to the feds.

I'm between obsessions right now. I was obsessed with this real trashy girl that worked at the local liquor store and hated everyone and was horribly mean, but when she confided in me that she thought "Reel Big Fish" were the greatest music act of all time, I kinda had to kick that stalk-her-from-afar bit to the curb.

I'd consider taking up Natalie Portman, but her stripper character in Closer was too shocking.

Wang

Here's the deal: Natalie Portman has an obsession with Mike Nichols rivaling mine with her. Story goes he even talked her into topless, but ended up cutting it. I've deluded myself into seeing it as farther manipulation of her innocents.

I loved her char in that movie, I really liked closer, it was a painful movie to watch, but amazing. And I'm a sucker for a stripper.

This is a happy day.

Didnt she get naked in the professional?

On a similar note (Mike Nichols), I just watched the first few episodes of Angels in America. It's not my bag, but visually it's pretty amazing. Especially for cable.

As for Closer, I loved the movie, one big problem: in what parallel universe is Julia Roberts more desirable than anyone, let alone Natalie?

I need an adult! I need an adult!

She's disarable for a different generation. My Dad thinks JR is the beezkneez, and both say and praised that white trash fairy tale "Erin Brokoivich" because JR was in it. But my dad also likes amputee porn, so he doesn't have much in the way of credible taste.

That movie creeps the **** out of me. Beautiful Girls on the other hand freaks me out in that it makes me sorta' fall for the little girl, too. Willie's opinion is pretty much my own.

id rather nail ed norton....come to think of it they do look alike...is natalie portman worm??

Huh?

Man, I think Julia Roberts in her prime is utterly bonealicious, and I don't even really have a thing for redheads. Though I did date a girl for 6 months who was redheaded and Jewish. I mostly dater her so I could cross "Jewish" and "redhead" off my list. She wasn't that hot, and I eventually broke up with her, though we remained friends. About once a year she'd call me, and hint that she wanted to run it back. I declined each time.

3 years later she was incredibly gorgeous and a model. I suck so hard.

Also, I have a weird thing for Asian chicks,

Also, I'm weird.

Wang

no... but she is awesome in it. You obviously need to rent it.

I have a thing for Jewish chicks. Myth: Jewish chicks are ugly. Reason for this perception: old, Long Island housewives are ugly, and there are lot of examples of overlapping subjects on television.

What's your racial background, Dutch? I think a lot of people think you're Asian because I think one of your very first avatars was an asian kid or something.

I'm white, and look extraordinarily Jewish. Neither of my parents do. It's odd.

(I'm not Jewish)

Wang

I'm Asian, mostly. I really am part Dutch, although you'd never think it to look at me.

I have a thing for jewish chicks and asian girls. SO many jewish girls were so banging at my college. I think it's the rich nyc and north shore families they came from were supportive in their plastic surjury indevors..

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thats right dutch ,pretend the truth isnt staring you right in the face..




sorry, i got carried away....

I don't think there's one Asian celebrate I like. Georgia State is pretty packed with ridiculously hot Asians, but they all speak broken English-- rarely in a hot way.

The less english the better.

I lived in Ann Arbor for nearly 4 years, and that place is full of Jewish American Princesses. I know how racist this is gong to sound, but after about 6 nonths I couldn't stand the fucking sound of their New York/New Jersey accent, coffee-talkesque bitching.

And the guys were even worse. Each and every one of them had like a 20 year plan to get all rich and compensate for his incredibly short stature by getting into the "B-School," hanging out exclusively with other successful people, and compensating for the fact that they were losing their hair by getting obnoxiously drunk and bragging about how much money daddy made, and how they were going to make more.

Argh.

Wang

Most of my friends find it really hot. I've grown a little tired of it.