So, Off-Topic posters: start sharing. How did you lose your virginity?

Things like age, partner, location, and any missteps or surprises are pretty much mandatory. The story doesn't even have to be particularly interesting. This is just usually a pretty interesting topic that inspires some good dialogue.

If you want, I'll relate mine later, but it's not typical ShimmeringWang fare. It's not a humorous story, and it's, like, touching and stuff (touching in the emotional sense, not the physical, jierks).

So, go for it, guys.

Wang

With another person....?

I not missing mine, but I can help you try to find yours if it's lost.

What does it look like? Does it answer to any particular name?

So you've still got yours huh big guy?



I lost mine to a complete slut about two months into my frosh year in college. I was pretty straightedge in high school so I had no radar that picked up the "slut" signs. Anyway, she loved it (I'm a natural) for a while, then started fcking around with some others. Oh well. NJ redhead irish girl.

Oh, and she got pregnant her sophomore year by a senior African-American.

Sah-lut.

So what you're saying is the other night was your first time?

I lost mine at my gf's place while her parents were up at their cottage. We did it twice, just to make sure. I was 18.

My big missed opportunity happened when I was 16. A known "banger" was hanging out with me, a friend and his gf and decided to neck with me. We decided to go to my parents cottage that weekend and I thought I had it made, but I was too shy to pull the trigger and make the move. I was actually expecting her to make a move first, so I was confused. Well, I was 16...what can I say? I was confused...derrr.

16, at gf's house. Her mom didn't care.

Camping at Lake Mcconaughey in Nebraska. I was 16. About 35 families got together, and the parents all went to bed early after drinking heavily all day, and the youngsters raided the coolers. Sitting by the fire, it started to rain. Ran to my tent, and this older (18) friend of a cousin followed. Sex ensued. Lucky for me that my tent was closest to the fire. Woo hoo. I was nervous but she was very cool about it, and I even put it in the right place! We hooked up every year after that.

Why did I stop going? Good question.

Next.

Friend of a cousin? Right!

Admit it, it was your cousin, common we won't judge you.

Hes lying. We will.

This thread makes a pretty obvious assumption, which I don't care to address. Needless to say, I won't be involved it this thread.

I posted a nice long blog ( http://www.shimmeringwang.blogspot.com ) about an hour ago. It's probably my best personal story. If you don't comment, Dutch, I don't think I could bear it.

Wang

Age 17, girlfriends house when her parents went on a trip for a few days, I spent the night and we woke up and humped

I'm planning on reading it later. I'll comment.

You're running away with the Awesomatrix lead, I if this story is any good we could have a monopoly problem. I smell a new set of Awesomatrix Anti-trust rules. I love me.

Sounds very special . . .

I was a bit weirded out that they found each other more attractive in the morning than the prior evening.

. . . and morning breath too

17, making out with gf at the time, she grabbed my **** and put me inside. prolly the best nut i ever had.


fast forward 9 years later, we are split.......raising a 6yr old child together

My neighbors daughter and I were 13 at the time and we got naked. I wasn't sure what I was aiming at and ended up humping her moist soft inner thigh for a while. She pointed out my bad aim and we corrected it. (Awkward) It was the greatest 1.5 minutes of my youth. We did it again a few times for the next few months untill her parents moved to another city.

13?

wow

16 years old. The night of a school play, to be held in the aging gymnasium. At one end was the stage, at the other, above the entrance, was the obsolete sound and lighting booth, which had been replaced by some controls backstage. The booth was relegated to storage.

My GF and I agreed that was to be the night. I bribed the school janitor to leave the door to the 'storage' room unlocked. Shortly before the play started, I smuggled an old sheet in and spread it on the floor. A half hour later, while parents watched their precious children acting in "Oh What A Lovely War", I busted my nut in an anxiously purchased condom while she rested her head on an old hubcap that we had found and decided was a suitable pillow.

I have never had much in the way of performance anxiety as a result. And I love getting a standing ovation just as I'm cumming. If only she had thrown long-stemmed roses at me...

Most girls I know would have thrown the hubcap at you, but it's a good story nonetheless.

Nobody ever believes me when I tell my stories.

My comment was in no way a declaration of disbelief. I believe every word, and still think she should have thrown the hubcap at you.

Hehe. My virgin self didn't think far enough ahead to realize that a pillow would have been nice... She didn't throw it at me. But in the years ahead, she threw plenty of other **** my way. Hindsight may be 20/20 and all, but she was the reason I realized that my parents were not idiots and actually had valid insight into my life.

Here's my studly story:

I was 16, she was 15 (yuck I know...) we were in "love" and I was over at my friend's house and we were all hot tubbing it up. Finally me and her go up and decide to get changed, and we're in the bathroom together, things started happening, and we did it on my best friend's towel...


which I hung up after I was done.

sophomore HS.
I was new to school and belive or not, the "hot new guy".
Unfortunelty, I did not run with the "popular" crowd in my previous schools and genrally tended to be shy. Not a geek, just had a smaller group of friends. So this new found popularity came as my hormones were peaking..all pent up from the not-so-good days of junior high.

Any way...

Meet 3 girls early that school year while hanging out with an older guy and my peer. I started dated one of them (a freshman. Ver pretty, did some modeling. 32B-22-33). She was a lot of fun and on our third date, we had sex in the back of my parents Cutlass.

She was on top and said "Do you want to make love"
I said "right now?"

I did not come for about 30 min of sex... and she didn't give a handjob either. We weren't using protection but I was supposed to shoot in on her stomach.
So I finished later at home

She was on top most of the time (easier in a car).
And I"ll never forget two things:

When she first asked, and then lifted up to reach behind her leg and grab my **** before slowly sittng down on it ..
And towards the end, when she raised up and said, "Oh my god, I keep coming, feel how wet I am" She was 15..... and she talked like a porn star.

Finally I came later when I hookd up withsome girl that worked for my dad. She had protection. The others are cloudy; but I do know at least 3 of them got pregnant out of wedlock within 2 yrs of being with me.

fwiw, I"ve olny had sex 1 time with a condom.

Back then, my entire goal was to get with a girl.
Not so much now.

TMI?

LOL, wtf is this?

well, I was nearly 20, and I was at a nightclub, drinking and partying all night, finally, at the end of the night, time to pay the tab, well, the ID I gave the bartender was a fake, (it was a black womans ID, I am a white male) and I didn't have any money left to pay for me drinks, so the bartender took me to the managers office who I believe was mafia. He says to me, you drink my booze for free, you drink my splooge to pay the tab. So I did, all the while the homeless guy that swept the place up banged me in my hiney to the delight of the bartenders.


oh wait, did you mean with a girl?

18, freshman year of college, banged a black chick at an old plantation and slave house in Mississippi in the driveway, in my Ford Pinto. This is true.

I was 17 with my girlfriend of the same age. We had been dating for just over 2 months. That day was Bumbershoot, and we went to Seattle to see the comedian Zach Galifinakis with my two best friends. They were going to see Death Cab For Cutie after the comedy, but we decided to leave because we were "tired."

We were going to rent a movie (Orange County, if I remember correctly), but she, apparently, had a different idea. My mom and her boyfriend were out of town visiting his family, I believe, so my house was empty.

We went back to my house, did it, lasted about 15 minutes. Then we laid there and listened to "Parachutes" by Coldplay. Then we did it again. Then we went to pick up my mom and her boyfriend from the airport around midnight.

Not too spectacular, honestly. Parachutes makes EXCELLENT post-coital listening, however.

This is one of the funniest posts Ive read in a while.

I probably have the most boring story: I was 17, and it was with my girlfriend at my parents' house while they were away for the weekend. We'd talked about it and everything, so it wasn't really spontaneous. She was a virgin too, and it was kind of awkward but also kind of awesome.

spice it up with some photos of her

I was 17, I was in my bedroom of my parent's house with my girlfriend of a few weeks. I was a virgin and she wasn't, so she was eager and willing. She offered to have sex and we did. It hurt her a lot even though she had done it before, and she made me stop after a while.

Not a very exciting story, but I guess we're going for objectivity here. I was going to make something up, like: right after the climax, my mind was so at bliss that for a moment I gained enlightenment and invented a theory for quantum gravity that managed to link together all four known forces (plus two more that have yet to be discovered). It would have been my Slapstick moment (do I get any points, Dutch?)

phenominal sir. pure gold.



edit to add my story:

i was watching the superbowl when i was 16.. which would make it the 2002 bowl which the bucs won. i was at my g/fs house, and when i got up to go get something to eat at halftime, i walked through her house and realized her parents were gone. she, apparently had realized this earlier, as i walked back into the room to be pleasantly surprised by my then g/f in some pretty fancy bra/panty combo.


undressing/foreplay/insertion/pumping/moaning/completions on both sides/fin.



the best part is that she actually waited til halftime to make her move.

I maried the only virgin I had sex with.
That was two goals achieved.

some things you just can't make up

Hmmm... No. Almost, but some people might get it. I like you and you're good at math, so you have a shot at being ranked. In fact, Wang is running this list over, and I have nine open spots, so I'm giving you 500 pts. You're number two.

wonder if I get points for general apathy towards ranking systems?

No, but that sentance amuses me. 1 point. You're number three.

Yee HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWWW Whoopieeeee

uh.. i mean .. So.

These pretzels are making me thirsty. is that worth a point?

God damnit, I can't hold it in any longer. It's sentence. Sentence. For christ's sake it's a simple and commonly used word, and you purport to be intellectually superior to the majority of posters here. Spell it right.

Your name will appear on my blog at some point (unless you fail to hold this honor until my next update). People would die to get their name on there.


It's a typo dude (dudet?). Let it go.

you have a blog?

**********

i got to stay out of OT.
hard enough to get work done as it is.

Yeah, if you want to read it, I'd go with the earlier stuff first. My work began to suffer after Lindsey started. I never really fully recovered.

kinda being sarcastic..if I pretend to not know you had a blog, do you think I'd be interested in reading it?

the internet has revealed so much narcissism. (sp ? )
I got plenty, too.

I believe it's spelt 'dudette' but either way don't use that word, it's a terrible coinage. And whether 'sentance' was a typo or not I see it way too often and it irrationally bugs me, so don't take my rant too personally... perhaps 40% personally would be sufficient.

Man, Actuary...

I usually imagine as your former avatar, Stephen Root as Milton from Office Space, or at least some kind of bespectacled actuary looking actuary.

But so far...

"Mirror, Mirron, on the block? Who's the biggest badass with the biggest cock?" Actuary. The post about marrying the only virgin you ever boned was priceless.

Wang

PS- Good stuff, guys. Very good stuff.